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If You’ve Been Having Explosive Diarrhea, You May Want to Read This
A gut-busting parasite that’s known to cause “weeks of debilitating diarrhea” is spreading across the…
Tesla’s Safety Camera Lets Woman Cruising at Highway Speed While Completely Passed Out
Police in British Columbia are investigating after a viral video shows a woman fast asleep…
Execs Confused and Horrified by the Huge AI Bills After Thinking They Could Replace Workers for Free
By now, it’s clear that the only way the tech industry can justify the cost…
Scientists Identify Most Degenerate Known ChatGPT User
AI’s promises tend to be pretty highfalutin: that you can use it as your “second…
Anthropic Caught Secretly Spying on Users
Anthropic, the self-avowed moral center of the AI industry, has been caught spying on its…
Freak Tornado Sucks Man Out of 12-Floor Apartment
When most of us hear about freak tornadoes, we assume they’re ripping through trailer parks…
Tripadvisor’s AI Is Telling Vacationers That Gruesome Horror Grottos Are Wonderful Holiday Retreats
Planning your next getaway? You’d be wise not to trust the advice of an AI…
Bank of America Warns That AI Investors Are in for a Nasty Reality Check
Tech companies are running hot, with Wall Street investors sustaining multi-trillion dollar valuations despite subdued…
Experts Say There’s Now an Open Source AI Model as Scary as Mythos
Last month, the Trump administration forced AI company Anthropic to withdraw its most powerful Mythos…
Workplaces Have Gotten So Bizarre That People Are Just Sending AI Slop Back and Forth at Each Other
If AI doesn’t drive you into a mental breakdown, then at least it’ll find a…
