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NASA Prepping to Launch Extremely Risky Rescue Mission

NASA’s Swift observatory, designed to study the most powerful explosions in the universe, launched into…

Jun 29, 2026 3 min read
AI Zillionaires Are Starting to Get Scared as the Public Turns Against Them

There’s no doubt that the broader public has turned against AI in a serious way.…

Jun 29, 2026 2 min read
Giant Pickup Trucks Are Killing Pedestrians in Incredible Numbers

The true scourge of American roadways isn’t pot holes, rush hour traffic, or grandmas ambling…

Jun 29, 2026 4 min read
We Are Extremely Skeptical of MidJourney’s Weird Device That It Claims Submerges Your Entire Body and Scans It With Ultrasound

In February 2024, scientific journal Frontiers was forced to retract a paper by a team…

Jun 29, 2026 5 min read
Woman Surprised When Flock Surveillance Tower Appears in Her Yard Without Warning

The law’s gaze has grown harder to escape, as surveillance drones and AI-integrated cameras now…

Jun 29, 2026 2 min read
There May Be Bizarre Forms of Consciousness Drifting Through the Universe, Mind-Bending Paper Claims

Anyone who saw the blockbuster sci-fi film “Project Hail Mary” will remember Rocky, a creature…

Jun 28, 2026 4 min read
Devastating Droughts Are Punching Massive Sinkholes Into Critical Farmland

Human activity-driven climate change has exacerbated droughts, making them more frequent, last longer, and more…

Jun 28, 2026 3 min read
Scientists Publish Extremely Serious Research About Whether Tickling Apes Makes Them Giggle

We love apes. We love that they’re uncanny but pure reflections of our human quirks…

Jun 28, 2026 4 min read
Employees Are Using Their Jobs’ Super-Expensive AI Tokens for the Most Hilariously Pointless Tasks Imaginable

Under all the bluster of AI hype lies a real conundrum: companies are charging out-of-this-world…

Jun 28, 2026 4 min read
Company Pulls Delivery Robots From All College Campuses

College campuses across the country will no longer be swarming with tiny rolling robots. Starship…

Jun 28, 2026 3 min read