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It Seems a Like Bill Gates’ Daughter May Be in Serious Legal Trouble
You might assume that Bill Gates’ 23-year-old daughter, Phoebe Gates, is the final boss of…
Transportation Secretary Announces That the Air Traffic Controller Crisis Is History Now That He’s Hired Thousands of Epic Gamers
How do you fix a shortage in air traffic controllers and restore trust in the…
Internal Google Document Reveals That Its HR AI Has Been Throwing Résumés From Qualified Applicants Straight Into the Trash
Bad news for anyone seeking a job in this AI-infested hiring hellscape: not even Google’s…
Farmer Horrified as AI Gives Bad Advice That Kills 25 Acres of Crops
Whether you’re looking for medical advice or tips on industrial agriculture, one thing is abundantly…
Dude Asks AI Agent to Book Gym Spot, Accidentally Launches Autonomous Cyberattack
An Australian man asked his personal AI agent to book him a spot at his…
Doctors Warn That Med Students Are Surrendering Their Brains to Medical AIs That Are Even Worse than Regular Chatbots
It’s no secret that doctors across the world are using AI tools to do stuff…
Man Covers Car in Special Wrap That Breaks Flock Cameras’ Electronic Brains
In light of plummeting public support for its widespread automatic license plate readers, surveillance company…
Protesters Arrested After Storming OpenAI Lobbying Office
Over 30 student activists came together on Monday afternoon to occupy the Gallup Building in…
Google Just Updated Its Home Page to Replace the “Search” Button With a Bunch of AI
Since its earliest days, Google’s homepage has been iconic in its simplicity: a central text…
It’s Official: This Is the Hottest America Has Ever Been
It’s not just you — the United States is going through a record-bustingly hot summer.…
