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Crypto Guys Who Bought a Huge Gold Trump Statue Now Have a Problem
When a group of crypto bros spent $300,000 commissioning a 15-foot gold statue of Donald…
Tesla Stock Plummeting Since Musk Busted in Epstein Files
Late last month, new “Epstein files” from the Department of Justice revealed that Tesla CEO…
Elon Laments That in Spite of His Obscene Wealth, He Still Can’t Find Happiness
At this point, there’s nothing left to say about Elon Musk that hasn’t been said…
This Measles Outbreak at a Detention Center Perfectly Encapsulates America Right Now
For over a millennium, measles have ravaged humanity. Physicians as far back as 10th century…
Sam Altman Is Spiraling
In 2024, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman dismissed the possibility that his company would ever have…
Peloton Institutes Mass Layoffs After Pivoting to AI
During the COVID-19 pandemic, stationary bike company Peloton was the talk of the town, allowing…
Anthropic Just Sent Shockwaves Through the Entire Stock Market by Releasing a New AI Tool
Last week, Anthropic released a new AI tool for automating legal work, precipitating a mass…
New Site Lets AI Rent Human Bodies
The machines aren’t just coming for your jobs. Now, they want your bodies as well.…
Uh Oh… Nvidia’s $100 Billion Deal With OpenAI Has Fallen Apart
AI chipmaker Nvidia has been at the center of the enormous AI hype wave that…
Polymarket CEO Known for Yelling at His Employees, Attending Meetings Shirtless
Polymarket CEO Shayne Coplan’s social media went silent in the aftermath of a dawn raid…
