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The Moon Spacecraft’s $30 Million Toilet Has Been a Bit of a Disaster
As we continue to feast on breathtaking images of the Moon’s far side taken by…
ChatGPT Is Sending People Into Obsessive Spirals of Hypochondria
Bad things happen when an AI chatbot latches onto one of your neuroses. The infamously…
Sam Altman’s Coworkers Say He Can Barely Code and Misunderstands Basic Machine Learning Concepts
Sam Altman, OpenAI’s CEO and the public face of ChatGPT, has carved out an image…
We’re In Utter Disbelief About the Photos the Moon Astronauts Just Sent Back
On Monday, the four crew members of NASA’s Artemis 2 mission made history, officially breaking…
College Students Losing Ability to Participate in Class Discussions Because They Offloaded Their Thinking to AI
It’s well known that students from grade schools to the big universities are increasingly outsourcing…
JP Morgan Concerned Tesla Stock Will Crash by 60 Percent in Face of Ongoing Business Failures
Tesla’s first quarter results this year left plenty to be desired. The embattled EV maker’s…
Trump Has Call With Moon Astronauts So Awkward That They May Turn Around and Disappear Into the Void of Space
On Monday, four astronauts on the Artemis II mission slipped behind the Moon — and,…
Wall Street Journal Editor-in-Chief Instructs Staff to Welcome AI Sloplords
Emma Tucker, the editor-in-chief of the esteemed Wall Street Journal, just heaped praise on the…
Elon Musk Secretly Shared His Number One Priority at Tesla and It Really Says It All
Tesla’s executives might love Elon Musk, lavishing him with massive pay packages to beg him…
Frontier AI Models Are Doing Something Absolutely Bizarre When Asked to Diagnose Medical X-Rays
Hallucinations have plagued OpenAI ever since it launched its blockbuster ChatGPT chatbot back in 2022.…
