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Meta Working on “Kill Switch” in Face of Overwhelming Disgust With Its “Pervert Glasses”
Much like Google’s infamous Google Glass smart glasses, Meta’s camera-equipped AI Glasses have turned into…
Meta Forced to Make Massive Changes Limiting How Minors Can Use Instagram and Facebook
Meta has officially ended a landmark legal standoff over social media addiction among children, agreeing…
Least Delusional AI Investor Said He’s Saving Money to Buy Entire Galaxies, Ignoring the Pesky Speed of Light
Leopold Aschenbrenner, the founder of the ill-fated hedge fund Situational Awareness, held a belief in…
Police Chief Brags That His Officers Have Been Using Electro-Shock Gloves for Years
When police officers in Oklahoma admitted to using electro-shock gloves to subdue two students over…
Police Use Surveillance Cameras to Narc On Guy Who Found $30 on the Ground
Be assured, citizen, that the mass surveillance state is being put to good use. Earlier…
Streamers Now Going Live With Grizzly Bears, Which Will Surely End Well and Not Like in “Grizzly Man”
More than 20 years after the horrifying death of Timothy “Grizzly Man” Treadwell, a few…
Jailed Tate Brothers Make Humiliating Confession About Their “Wealth” as They Face Extradition for Terrible Crimes
Scared of facing the inside of a British prison cell, social media controversy magnets Andrew…
Freak Landslide Completely Swallows Entire Mountain Village
A Himalayan border crossing between China and Nepal was obliterated by an ungodly landslide following…
Top WSJ Editor Approves AI-Assisted Writing, Says AI is a “Fact of Modern Life” in Major Inflection Point for Media Industry
The Wall Street Journal is giving opinion authors the go-ahead to use AI in the…
Designer Creates World’s Most Hideous Hawaiian Shirt to Hide From AI Surveillance Cameras
While some privacy advocates are content to saw down camera towers, one artist is pushing…
