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Visa Officially Allowing AI Agents to Go Ham With Your Credit Card
Throw caution to the wind and forget your retirement plans. The future is now, baby,…
Scientists Concerned Latest Gene Editing of Human Embryos Could “Open the Floodgates”
Editing the genes of a human embryo remains highly controversial, particularly after Chinese scientist He…
The El Niño Situation Is Looking Absolutely Brutal
Last week, the United Nation’s World Meteorological Organization issued a confident prediction that El Niño…
Eighty Residents Sue SpaceX, Saying Elon Musk’s Constant Rocket Launches Are Literally Destroying Their Homes
The 22,000-some employees of Elon Musk’s SpaceX enjoy their very own company town, complete with…
Prime Minister of the UK Vows to Unleash AI Tutors on 450,000 Poor Children
UK prime minister Keir Starmer doubled down on his promise to unleash dubious “AI tutors”…
SpaceX’s IPO Shows That We Aren’t Even Close to Peak AI Bubble
Wall Street opened the floodgates today, releasing years of pent-up hype surrounding SpaceX’s long-awaited IPO.…
AI Bro Convinced He Can Vibe Code GTA 6 Before the Real One Comes Out
Are you physically incapable of waiting any longer for Grand Theft Auto VI, which has…
Nike’s AI-Inspired World Cup Jerseys Are So Messed Up That They’re Turning Into a Scandal
From price gouging fans on ticket prices to FIFA’s infamously corrupt leadership handing president Donald…
Extremely Unflattering Statue of Elon Musk Appears in Times Square, Complete With Horrifying Slogan
SpaceX’s IPO this week made founder Elon Musk the world’s first trillionaire, a sobering milestone…
Temperatures Soaring So High That Trump’s UFC Fighters May Just Collapse in the Heat
Donald Trump has gone all-in on a massive fight night to ring in the semiquincentennial…
