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Data Center Caught Watering Its Lavish Lawn While Human Neighbors Are on Year-Long Water Restriction

When the Denver board of Water Commissioners approved stage one drought restrictions back in March,…

Sep 7, 2026 3 min read
Pervs Distraught as Meta Bricks Their Smart Glasses Remotely

In an affront to creeps everywhere, Meta has started remotely bricking the smart glasses of…

Sep 7, 2026 3 min read
Dyson’s New AI Toothbrush Conducts Video Surveillance on the Inside of Your Mouth

As Americans are being hailed as folk heroes for sawing down Flock surveillance cameras across…

Sep 6, 2026 2 min read
Surveillance-Happy Police In Shambles After Trump Tariffs Makes Drones Absurdly Expensive

The surveillance state costs money, people! Well, tell that to president Trump. On Thursday, he…

Sep 6, 2026 3 min read
New AI Designed to Replace CEOs

A group of software engineers who say they were fired by their bosses because of…

Sep 6, 2026 3 min read
Humanoid Robot Fights Back After Getting Shoved

While they’re seemingly still years away from completing actually useful tasks, like cleaning a messy…

Sep 6, 2026 2 min read
Scientists Find That 96 Percent of Delicious Tuna Is Infected With Parasitic Worms

For seafood lovers, there are few things more appealing than a simple slab of raw…

Sep 6, 2026 2 min read
It Turns Out That Drivers Absolutely Detest Those Giant Touchscreens They Put in Cars Now

Automakers are having an increasingly difficult time convincing their customers that more in-car screens —…

Sep 6, 2026 3 min read
The CDC Is Now Denying That Specific Children Died From Measles, in a Scandal Potentially Beyond Anything in Its History

After health officials in Pennsylvania found that two young children died from measles, the Centers…

Sep 5, 2026 4 min read
Hikers Rescued After Using Google AI to Plan Disastrous Trip

Three hikers who extensively used Google’s Gemini to plan their trip to the summit of…

Sep 5, 2026 3 min read