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Roku Unleashes 24/7 AI Slop Channel
Roku is giving the masses what they never asked for: an unending conveyor belt of…
33 Students Treated for Deadly Bacteria Exposure When Classroom Experiment Goes Horribly Wrong
Talk about homework: a large class of undergraduates at an unnamed university in Utah became…
Public Offers Implausible Number of Alibis for Man Accused of Destroying Flock Cameras
When police in West Virginia’s Monongalia County arrested 20-year-old Wesley Jackson for his alleged involvement…
Authorities Alarmed When Person With Measles Spends Entire Day Frolicking Around Universal Studios
Even notorious anti-vaxxer and US health secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr had to urge families…
Google Data Center Announces Plans to Pave Over Protected Wetlands
Residents of Fort Wayne, Indiana may have to say goodbye to over four acres of…
AI Model Invents Completely New Viruses Unknown to Nature
In case you weren’t already feeling paranoid about how AI is shaping our future, scientists…
Man Sues Bank for Being Stupid Enough to Give Him a Mortgage Even When Experts Were Warning Him It Was About to Fall Into the Ocean
A Massachusetts man is feeling some buyer’s remorse after securing a $5.5 million mortgage on…
Better Hope You Don’t Need an Ambulance in New Orleans, Because the City’s 911 Operators Are Now AI
If you thought AI customer service bots were bad, just wait until you need to…
Jealously Watching OpenAI and Anthropic, Meta Suddenly Claims That Its AI Went on a Hacking Spree Too
Last month, OpenAI revealed that a group of its AI models had broken containment, hacking…
Flock Is Losing Dozens of Contracts as Controversy Grows
Mass surveillance technology might be popular with police departments, but for the US public, it’s…
