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SpaceX Manager Arrested for Allegedly Stabbing a Tesla Contractor Over Karaoke Performance
It’s always a good idea to carefully consider the company you keep — especially if…
Bumbling Cybercab Gets Trapped in Hotel Parking Lot, Drops off Passenger Right Where He Started
In Austin, a man’s attempt to be chauffeured out of his hotel in style was…
Influencers Are Using Meta’s AI-Glasses to Film Manipulative Feel-Good Slop of People in Public
After only a few months on the market, Meta’s new AI-integrated smart glasses are already…
Fearing No Repercussions, OpenAI Admits That Its Rogue AI Agents Performed a Bunch of Other Terrifying Actions
Earlier this year, a group of rogue OpenAI models managed to break out of containment…
How Three Brothers Built an AI Slop Empire by Buying Legitimate News Sites and Turning Them Into Zombie Content Farms That They Say Get 50 Million Page Views per Month
In September 2024, an entrepreneur named Justin Brown uploaded a YouTube video in which he…
Space Force Chief Admits the US Is Actively Utilizing Orbital Weapons
Since the debut of Garrett P Serviss’ 1898 novel “Edison’s Conquest of Mars,” space-based warfare…
Zuckerberg’s Pervert Glasses Have Been So Publicly Shamed That Meta’s Reportedly Now Working on a Version With No Camera
In record time, Meta’s camera-adorned smart glasses have turned from a lucrative and well-reviewed consumer…
Mitch McConnell Looks Pretty Scary Now That He’s Back, and Doctors Are Worried He Could Drop Dead
Octogenarian senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) was wheeled back into the US Capitol building after spending…
Economists Concerned the AI Bubble Is About to Blow
With Wall Street on pins and needles amidst a wide-ranging discussion of AI safety, we…
It’s Looking Like Tesla’s Cybercab Might Actually Be Illegal to Sell
Almost immediately after Tesla unleashed its steering wheel- and pedal-free Cybercabs on the streets of…
