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Police Department Not Happy When Every Single One of Its Flock Cameras Gets Stolen
Whether magicians, thieves, or just fed up citizens, somebody has made an entire city’s worth…
It’s So Hot in Japan That Zoo Animals Are Dropping Dead
Temperatures in Japan have gotten so extreme that zoo animals are dropping dead — though…
Kalshi Defends Plan to Bet on Lives of Cancer Patients
Prediction markets Kalshi and Polymarket have long garnered a reputation for allowing users to make…
Texas Data Centers Suffer Brutal Collision With Reality
Texas is tripling down on the construction of AI data centers, at any cost. But…
Elon Musk Allegedly Stiffing Contractors on Huge Bills
Being unbelievably wealthy comes with powerful perks — like getting away with being too cheap…
SpaceX Achieves Its First Moon Landing by Accidentally Crashing Into It at 5,400 Miles Per Hour, Causing Huge Explosion and 60-Foot Crater
At long last, a Moon landing for SpaceX — just not the kind it was…
Google’s AI Is Telling Users That Flock Cameras Are Filled With Valuable Gold and Copper
Google’s notorious AI Overview just handed would-be Flock vandals a perfect excuse to carve into…
Anthropic CEO Says His Employees Are a Bunch of Untrustworthy Rats
Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei apparently can’t believe that not everyone at the company is as…
BMW Suddenly Blasts Its Cars’ Internal Screens With Aggressive Advertisements
For certain BMW owners, enormous car payments aren’t the only rude reminder that they don’t…
Parents Horrified as Boomer Mawmaws Gift Children Blatant AI Slop Picture Books
Nothing escapes the sloppifying tentacles of AI. Not even precious parent-child reading time. As Wired…
