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Mark Zuckerberg’s Pivot to AI Is Blowing Up in His Face Spectacularly
Despite having almost nothing to show from his enormous spending on AI, Meta CEO Mark…
Amazon Insiders Horrified at “Catastrophically Expensive” Internal AI Usage
Even the gazillion-dollar empire that is Amazon is reeling from the costs of letting its…
US Government Displays AI-Mangled Map of Africa That Gets Every Single Country Wrong
This government sure loves its AI slop, doesn’t it? While presenting at the global AIDS…
Wild Footage Shows Man Blocking Flock Camera With Comically Gigantic Protest Sign
There’s been plenty of buzz lately around vandalism of Flock Safety’s automatic license plate readers,…
Almost the Entire Country Is Drowning in Cases of Explosive Diarrhea
Just over a week ago, Health and Human Services secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr declared…
Shell Is Profiting Massively Off the War in Iran
Don’t worry about the death toll and economic devastation. There’s money to be made! As…
LinkedIn Adds Button on Every Post to Report “Seems Like AI Slop,” Which Is Definitely Going to Get a Real Workout
Perhaps more so than any other social media platform, LinkedIn has been inundated with lazy…
NASA Mars Rover Discovers Field of Mesmerizing Polygons
A vast field of mesmerizing polygons has left Mars scientists enthralled. Don’t be mistaken: NASA…
Cambridge Analytica’s Website Is Now an AI Slop Farm
It may already feel like a distant memory, but Cambridge Analytica was once implicated in…
Meta’s Attempted Crackdown on AI Glasses Perverts Is Already Failing
Meta knows its AI-powered camera equipped spectacles are widely seen as “pervert glasses.” And though…
