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OpenAI Staffers Horrified When Senior Leadership Hatched “Insane” Plan to Pit World Governments Against Each Other
OpenAI leaders horrified staffers after proposing an “insane” plan to enrich the company by pitting…
Billionaire Says Insider Trading Should Be Fully Legalized
You know how you curb illegal insider trading? Well, according to this one mega-rich billionaire:…
DOGE Made Drastic Cuts to a Global Vaccine Assistance Program. Now There’s a Deadly Measles Outbreak in Bangladesh
Even after prolonged chaos, Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency didn’t end up saving taxpayers…
Man Creates Tiny Submarine for His Parakeet to Experience Life Underwater
Parakeets, which comprise about 115 species of seed-eating parrots, are frequently bred and sold commercially…
The Effects of AI-Generated Code Tearing Through Corporations Is Actually Kind of Funny
Corporations are rapidly embracing AI to churn out mountains of code. Outwardly, this is presented…
Trump Hires Orbital Towing Company to Build Space Interceptors
When the goal is to construct a multi-tiered orbital missile-defense platform, there aren’t a lot…
Psychologists Found Something Horrible About the Kind of Men Seeking Trad Wives
The tradwife aesthetic, as it’s sold to women, is easy enough to understand. In our…
Man Punished for Breaking Into Moo Deng’s Zoo Enclosure
The maniac who broke into Moo Deng’s crib finally got his due. The BBC reports…
To Get Swole, Teens Are Pumping Themselves Full of Drugs Meant for Fattening Cows for the Slaughterhouse
In previous years, looks-conscious teens might have splurged on glamour shots at the mall, or…
Foolish Pollsters Are Now Just Asking AI What Voters Would Say in Response to Questions and Publishing It at Face Value
Last month, Axios was forced to issue a bizarre correction for a blog post about…
