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You Are Entirely Unready to Learn the Name of the Company That Accidentally Filled the Reflecting Pool With Green Algae

US President Donald Trump has been desperately trying stop the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in…

Jun 30, 2026 2 min read
Anthropic Hires Economist Who Says 33 Percent Chance of Human Extinction Is Acceptable

Out of all the big AI players, Anthropic is the one that likes to doomsay…

Jun 30, 2026 3 min read
Anybody Who Thinks Orbital Data Centers are a Good Idea Is Suffering from AI Psychosis, Experts Argue

Demand for the computing power that undergirds AI models — “compute,” in the lingo of…

Jun 30, 2026 5 min read
Madonna Issues Explosive Take on AI

If you’re using AI to try and make “art,” Madonna Ciccone has some bad news…

Jun 30, 2026 2 min read
Grim New Prediction Market Lets Gamblers Bet on Raging Wildfires

Ever wanted to role play a claims adjustor in Southern California? Now you can —…

Jun 30, 2026 3 min read
A24 Is Dealing With a Full-on Crisis Among Fans After Signing an AI Deal With Google

Indie Hollywood darling A24 scored a massive financial hit with its “Backrooms” horror flick this…

Jun 30, 2026 3 min read
Elon Musk’s Mother Posts Happy Birthday Image for Him That, on Closer Inspection, Is Devastatingly Sad

The world’s first trillionaire just celebrated his 55th birthday. And we can’t tell which possibility…

Jun 29, 2026 3 min read
NASA Prepping to Launch Extremely Risky Rescue Mission

NASA’s Swift observatory, designed to study the most powerful explosions in the universe, launched into…

Jun 29, 2026 3 min read
AI Zillionaires Are Starting to Get Scared as the Public Turns Against Them

There’s no doubt that the broader public has turned against AI in a serious way.…

Jun 29, 2026 2 min read