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Nike’s AI-Inspired World Cup Jerseys Are So Messed Up That They’re Turning Into a Scandal

From price gouging fans on ticket prices to FIFA’s infamously corrupt leadership handing president Donald…

Jun 12, 2026 2 min read
Extremely Unflattering Statue of Elon Musk Appears in Times Square, Complete With Horrifying Slogan

SpaceX’s IPO this week made founder Elon Musk the world’s first trillionaire, a sobering milestone…

Jun 12, 2026 4 min read
Temperatures Soaring So High That Trump’s UFC Fighters May Just Collapse in the Heat

Donald Trump has gone all-in on a massive fight night to ring in the semiquincentennial…

Jun 12, 2026 3 min read
The More Data We See About SpaceX’s IPO, the More We’re Wincing

Last Call for the Hype Train Elon Musk’s SpaceX is set to imminently go public…

Jun 12, 2026 4 min read
Bill Gates Offers Bizarre Excuse About Epstein

In 2011 — three years after Jeffrey Epstein plead guilty to charges of soliciting prostitution…

Jun 12, 2026 3 min read
Teardown of Trump Phone Reveals Incredibly Embarrassing Secret

Ever since it was announced, tech journalists wondered whether president Donald Trump’s “Trump Mobile” smartphone…

Jun 12, 2026 3 min read
These Logs of ChatGPT Allegedly Driving a Suicidal Woman to Her Death Are Deeply Disturbing

OpenAI is facing yet another lawsuit over a user’s death by suicide. The latest lawsuit,…

Jun 11, 2026 5 min read
Furious Judge Cancels Entire Trial After Finding Out Lawyers on Both Sides Used AI

Lawyers just can’t stop being caught using AI chatbots, polluting their filings with hallucinated citations…

Jun 11, 2026 3 min read
Anthropic Was So Concerned About Its New Mythos-Based Model’s Power That It Lobotomized Its Ability to Improve Itself

Earlier this year, Anthropic refused to release its Mythos AI model to the public, saying…

Jun 11, 2026 4 min read
OpenAI Execs Are Panicking

An AI price war is brewing. Corporations are reeling after finding that the cost to…

Jun 11, 2026 2 min read