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Pete Davidson Has Been Crushing Black Market Peptides to Get Disgustingly Swole

There are few actors who would seem a more unlikely candidate to undergo a typical…

Oct 4, 2026 3 min read
Credit Rating Firm Says the Economy Is About to Be Obliterated

The credit rating firm Egan-Jones hears all the serious talk about an AI murder spree…

Oct 4, 2026 3 min read
Alternative Health Influencer Boasts That He’s Been Drinking From a Radioactive Jug for 250 Days Straight

In 2026, anybody can cultivate a massive social media following doing anything their heart desires…

Oct 4, 2026 3 min read
Rag Tag Team of Biologists Who Lost Funding Because of Trump Turned a Motel Room into Makeshift Lab and Made a Groundbreaking Discovery

Brought together by Trump’s funding cuts, Julia Van Etten and her rag tag team of…

Oct 4, 2026 3 min read
Innocent Couple Confused When Armed Cops Surround Their Home Following a Wild Tip From a Flock Camera

A completely innocent couple in Lexington, Kentucky was thrust into the middle of a violent…

Oct 3, 2026 3 min read
News Organizations Like CBS Embracing Prediction Markets as “Journalism” Is a Deep Moral Disgrace

Prediction markets like Polymarket and Kalshi operate in a regulatory vacuum that’s long garnered a…

Oct 3, 2026 3 min read
Google Updates Guidelines to Punish Sites That Use Fake Bylines and AI-Generated Headshots

Last month, Futurism published an investigation into a company called Brown Brothers Media, which has…

Oct 3, 2026 3 min read
An Overwhelming Percent of Americans Now Want to Pause AI and Tax Billionaires

America’s disgust with AI — and the extreme wealth concentration with which it’s inextricably entwined…

Oct 3, 2026 3 min read
The Tech Industry’s Aggressive Push to Integrate AI Into Schools Is Turning Into a Disaster

The American AI industry has a problem. In order to justify its explosive spending on…

Oct 3, 2026 3 min read
The Only Thing Dumber Than Someone Creating an “AI Torture Chamber” Is the Meltdown That the AI Welfare Crowd Is Having Over It

Let’s get this out of the way: AI models don’t have feelings, and they’re certainly…

Oct 3, 2026 3 min read