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OpenAI’s “Head of Ethics” Suddenly Leaves Company Under Mysterious Circumstances

Following a growing string of high-profile departures, OpenAI has lost its head of ethics at…

Aug 13, 2026 3 min read
Driver Pulls Up Directly to Firehouse When His Tesla Inexplicably Bursts Into Flames

At this point, it’s a pretty well known fact that electric vehicles — and, at…

Aug 13, 2026 2 min read
ICE Reveals Horrific Plan to Outfit Agents With Electrocution Torture Gloves

The good guys protecting us from people who want to work and live here will…

Aug 12, 2026 3 min read
Bernie Sanders Issues Warning to AI CEOs

As US lawmakers continue to ponder how to regulate AI, Vermont senator Bernie Sanders (VT-D)…

Aug 12, 2026 3 min read
Protests Against Data Centers Are Now Threatening $130 Billion of Big Tech’s Crucial Investments

For protestors rising up against the data centers undergirding the AI boom, the math is…

Aug 12, 2026 2 min read
It Seems a Like Bill Gates’ Daughter May Be in Serious Legal Trouble

You might assume that Bill Gates’ 23-year-old daughter, Phoebe Gates, is the final boss of…

Aug 12, 2026 5 min read
Transportation Secretary Announces That the Air Traffic Controller Crisis Is History Now That He’s Hired Thousands of Epic Gamers

How do you fix a shortage in air traffic controllers and restore trust in the…

Aug 12, 2026 3 min read
Internal Google Document Reveals That Its HR AI Has Been Throwing Résumés From Qualified Applicants Straight Into the Trash

Bad news for anyone seeking a job in this AI-infested hiring hellscape: not even Google’s…

Aug 12, 2026 2 min read
Farmer Horrified as AI Gives Bad Advice That Kills 25 Acres of Crops

Whether you’re looking for medical advice or tips on industrial agriculture, one thing is abundantly…

Aug 12, 2026 2 min read
Dude Asks AI Agent to Book Gym Spot, Accidentally Launches Autonomous Cyberattack

An Australian man asked his personal AI agent to book him a spot at his…

Aug 12, 2026 4 min read