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SpaceX Investors in Meltdown Over All the Money They’ve Lost

Elon Musk’s SpaceX is many different things to many different people — but one thing that it definitely…

Jul 25, 2026 2 min read

Braindead Politician Accidentally Reads AI Slop That Someone Left in His Speech: “Here’s a More Natural, Flowing Version of That Section That Reads Like a Legislative Speech”

AI chatbots and politicians who aren’t even pretending to try anymore are a match made in heaven. Exhibit…

Jul 25, 2026 3 min read

This May Be the Most Damning Single Fact in Tesla’s Quarterly Earnings Report

Tesla’s latest earnings report was very bad news for the company. In the second quarter, it made $1.1…

Jul 24, 2026 4 min read

Investors Laying Groundwork to Profit Massively When Economy Collapses

Another glowing red indicator just lit up on the control panel steering the US economy: short sellers have…

Jul 24, 2026 3 min read