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As AI Surges, Layoffs Hit Worst Moment Since 2009 During Throes of Financial Crisis
US employers announced over 108,000 layoffs across January, in the highest to start the year since the depths…
As Crash Deepens, Investors Say Bitcoin Is Headed for Zero Dollars
Mainstream cryptocurrency Bitcoin is being eviscerated this week. The token tanked to a historic low, coming eerily close…
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
Waymo has established itself as the autonomous ride-hailing service to beat, operating a fleet of several thousand self-driving…
Internet Sleuths Just Found Something About Elon Musk Getting a Massage in the Epstein Files
For a guy who keeps insisting he’s totally innocent of any accusations of wrongdoing with Jeffrey Epstein, Elon…
Bitcoin Is Crashing So Hard That Miners Are Unplugging Their Equipment
Bitcoin is crashing hard, reaching historic lows of well below the $70,000 mark. At the time of writing,…
Crypto Guys Who Bought a Huge Gold Trump Statue Now Have a Problem
When a group of crypto bros spent $300,000 commissioning a 15-foot gold statue of Donald Trump, their grift…
Tesla Stock Plummeting Since Musk Busted in Epstein Files
Late last month, new “Epstein files” from the Department of Justice revealed that Tesla CEO Elon Musk was…
Elon Laments That in Spite of His Obscene Wealth, He Still Can’t Find Happiness
At this point, there’s nothing left to say about Elon Musk that hasn’t been said a thousand times…
This Measles Outbreak at a Detention Center Perfectly Encapsulates America Right Now
For over a millennium, measles have ravaged humanity. Physicians as far back as 10th century Persia have been…