July 16, 2026 4:23 PM
July 16, 2026
Scientists Say They’ve Figured Out What That Golden Orb Found at the Bottom of the Pacific Ocean Actually Was
After spending two and half years pondering a “golden orb” found at the bottom of the ocean, scientists…
Trump’s Huge AI Data Center Project Is Falling Apart Behind the Scenes
Donald Trump’s bid to cash in on the AI data center boom seems to have sprung a leak…
You’ll Spill Your Juice When You Learn How Many of Florida’s Orange Trees This Incurable Bacteria Has Already Infected
Whether you take it with pulp or without, you may soon be lucky just to get some OJ…
Elon Musk Admits He Lied to Tesla Customers’ Faces for Years About Self-Driving
After over a decade of promising that fully autonomous driving is right around the corner, Tesla CEO Elon…
FBI Investigating Series of Deaths Among Top Scientists With Very Specific Specialties
On February 27, retired Air Force Research Laboratory commander William Neil McCasland, who once worked at the Wright-Patterson…
SpaceX’s IPO Plan Will Give Elon Musk Ironclad Rule Over the Resulting Empire
When SpaceX makes it debut on the stock exchange later this year, experts expect it to be the…
ChatGPT’s Tool for Ordering Starbucks Is So Staggeringly Bad That It’s Breaking Containment
Starbucks has innovated the perfect tool for getting mid-coffee in our misanthropic age. Those too cowardly to look…
Certain Chatbots Vastly Worse For AI Psychosis, Study Finds
Think something weird is up with your reflection in the mirror? Allow Grok to interest you in some…
Astronomers Create Entire Synthetic Universe “Indistinguishable” From Our Own
Astronomers say they’ve created an entire synthetic universe which uncannily reproduces the properties of our real one. The…
Rogue Group Gains Access to Anthropic’s Dangerous New Mythos AI
Remember Claude Mythos, Anthropic’s new AI model that it hyped as being so powerful that it was too…
Leak Shows ICE Planning to Use Facial Recognition Glasses to Identify Targets in Real Time
Immigration and Customs Enforcement bureaucrats are reportedly planning to use specialty facial recognition glasses to collect data on…
SpaceX Admits AI Data Centers in Space May Be a Really Terrible Idea
SpaceX CEO Elon Musk has been adamant that putting enormous AI data centers in Earth’s orbit is a…
When You Learn How Low the 2025 Murder Rate Was, You’ll Realize How Profoundly the Media Has Failed the American People
The headlines of 2025 painted a portrait of America in chaos, driven by the financial logic of America’s…
Strange Mushroom Makes You See Tiny People Chilling on Every Surface
Magic mushrooms, an informal group of fungi that contain the naturally occurring psychedelic substance psilocybin, are known for…
OnlyFans Rival Seemingly Succumbs to AI Psychosis, Which We Dare You to Try Explain to Your Parents
Something strange is happening with ManyVids, an OnlyFans-like porn platform with millions of users. For roughly the past…
Children Starting School Are Trying to Swipe Books Like They’re Phones
An alarming proportion of kids just starting school are baffled by how books work. In a new survey…
Waymo’s School Bus Situation Just Got Way Worse
If Waymo thought regulators would get off its back for its robotaxis blowing past stopped school buses, it…
Trump Building Top Secret Installation Under East Wing
Three months ago, the Trump administration broke ground on its highly controversial plans to add a sprawling ballroom…
Trump Admin Warns FEMA Not to Talk About “Ice” in Winter Storm Because They’re Scared People Will Use the Clips to Make Fun of ICE
As a severe winter storm approaches, the Trump administration has bigger concerns on its plate: not getting trolled…
Scientist Horrified as ChatGPT Deletes All His Research
ChatGPT may be an excellent tool in case your strongly-worded email to your landlord about that ceiling leak…
Top African Health Official Blasts Trump Administration’s Plans for Human Experimentation in Africa
Last week, officials at the Africa Centres for Disease Control and Prevention (Africa CDC) announced that health authorities…
Trump’s Huge AI Project Is Running Into a Major Financial Problem
It’s 2026, and tech companies continue to insist they need to spend staggering amounts of money on AI…
Mind Blowing James Webb Photo Shows Star Crumbling Into Dust
A new image taken by NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope provides an astonishingly close up look of a…
Workers Say AI Is Useless, While Oblivious Bosses Insist It’s a Productivity Miracle
Bosses being severely disconnected from the needs of their employees is a tale as old as time. But…