August 29, 2026 6:13 PM
August 29, 2026
New York Times Roasted for “Profiling” the “AI-Generated Actress” Tilly Northwood
The New York Times is getting torn apart by readers after its magazine published a “profile” of the…
Anthropic Scared, Calls for Global Freeze on AI Advances
Anthropic is calling for a global “pause” on AI development, claiming that the technology is nearing a point…
You Will Be Shocked to Hear That George Santos Is Under Investigation for Insider Trading on Kalshi
Gasp! Disgraced former Republican congressman George Santos is under federal investigation for insider trading on the prediction market…
CEO Says There Will Be No Raises Because He Spent All the Money on AI
For years, tech CEOs have used AI as an excuse to justify layoffs. In reality, though, many experts…
Kevin O’Leary Pleads With Locals to Allow His Massive Data Center If He Shrinks It Down to the Size of One Manhattan
“Shark Tank” investor Kevin O’Leary wants to build a menacingly large data center facility near the Great Salt…
It’s Possible That SpaceX Could Collapse Spectacularly
Elon Musk’s SpaceX IPO is a mere week away, with the space company aiming to raise a whopping…
ISS Astronauts Ordered to Enter Evacuation Mode
Astronauts on board the International Space Station were ordered to shelter inside their spacecraft after discovering new “cracks…
Ebola Expert Fears Outbreak Is Heading Into “Nightmare Scenario”
The third-largest Ebola outbreak ever recorded is currently ripping through the Democratic Republic of Congo, with over 1,000…
While Google’s CEO Pumps Up AI, Its Actual Employees Are Disgusted by It
Not even Google’s own workforce seems all that enthusiastic about AI. Internal messages obtained by 404 Media show…
Data Centers Have Become Shockingly Unpopular, Poll Finds
A silent war is playing out across rural America. Residents are packing themselves into local county meetings in…
People Are Not Happy About Google’s Plan to Release Millions of Bioengineered Mosquitoes Into the Wild
One of the wealthiest corporations in the world is seeking government permission to release 32 million mosquitoes throughout…
Basketball Fans Disgusted as ESPN Airs AI Slop Version of NBA Champion Tony Parker During the Finals
The first game of the 2026 NBA finals was everything fans could want out of playoff basketball. The…
Retired Air Force Major General With UFO Connections Disappears in New Mexico
The Wright-Patterson Air Force Base (WPAFB) in Ohio has played a central role in UFO lore. The base…
CEOs Say Yeah, AI Might Be a Bubble, But They’re Gonna Keep Shoveling Money Into the Furnace Because All Their Friends Are
A new survey by accounting firm KPMG US found a contradiction in how CEOs are thinking about AI:…
Grammarly Is Pulling Down Its Explosively Controversial Feature That Impersonates Writers Without Their Permission
Grammarly infuriated journalists, authors, and academics with its “Expert Review” feature, which impersonated writers — both dead and…
The AI-Generated Tilly Norwood Just Dropped the Worst Music Video We’ve Ever Seen
Late last year, video production company Particle6 triggered near-universal backlash when it unveiled its so-called “AI actress” dubbed…
US Military Tested Havana Syndrome Weapon on Large Mammals, Whistleblowers Says
Sprawling revelations about so-called Havana Syndrome show no signs of going away. Rumors of the alleged neurological condition…
US Military Investigating Whether AI Was Involved in Bombing Elementary School in Iran
Commercial satellite imagery captured last week shows the eerie devastation following the bombing of an Iranian elementary school.…
Waymos Are a Huge Drain on Public Resources, Government Data Shows
In their 2022 book “The Road to Nowhere,” tech critic Paris Marx considered the implications of the death…
FCC Deciding Whether to Allow Startup to Launch Huge Mirror Satellite to Blast Sunlight on Cities at Nighttime
The US Federal Communication Commission is reviewing an application to launch and deploy a massive mirror satellite in…
Body Horror Robot Turns Human Into Centaur
We’ve seen plenty of robot appendages designed to decrease exertion, from futuristic exoskeletons that can allow you to…
Insiders Afraid the Government Will Nationalize the AI Industry
Depending on who you ask, AI was the financial growth story of 2025. In the first nine months…
YouTube Filling With Horrifying AI Slop for Children
In an age when more and more young children are hooked on digital devices, YouTube is bombarding them…
Top OpenAI Executive Quits in Protest
A top OpenAI executive has quit the company over its agreement with the Department of Defense that allows…