August 25, 2026 11:35 PM
August 25, 2026
Phoebe Gates Took Secret Stanford Course on Controlling Society, Used It to Recruit for Her Startup That’s Now Facing Accusations
Bill Gates’ 23-year-old daughter Phoebe Gates made headlines this week for all the wrong reasons. Damning internal Slack…
Organisms Living Inside Psychopaths Could Be Driving Bad Behavior, Scientists Claim
In bound-to-be-controversial new research, scientists claim they’ve discovered a link between the specific balance of microflora in the…
Hackers Created a Device That Can Take Over a Boeing 737 Jet’s Autopilot Without Anyone Noticing
Your fear of flying is only going to get worse once you hear what these white hat hackers…
OpenAI’s “Head of Ethics” Suddenly Leaves Company Under Mysterious Circumstances
Following a growing string of high-profile departures, OpenAI has lost its head of ethics at arguably the worst…
Driver Pulls Up Directly to Firehouse When His Tesla Inexplicably Bursts Into Flames
At this point, it’s a pretty well known fact that electric vehicles — and, at least in the…
ICE Reveals Horrific Plan to Outfit Agents With Electrocution Torture Gloves
The good guys protecting us from people who want to work and live here will continue their morally…
Bernie Sanders Issues Warning to AI CEOs
As US lawmakers continue to ponder how to regulate AI, Vermont senator Bernie Sanders (VT-D) is issuing a…
Protests Against Data Centers Are Now Threatening $130 Billion of Big Tech’s Crucial Investments
For protestors rising up against the data centers undergirding the AI boom, the math is simple: wherever they…
It Seems a Like Bill Gates’ Daughter May Be in Serious Legal Trouble
You might assume that Bill Gates’ 23-year-old daughter, Phoebe Gates, is the final boss of all nepo babies…
Transportation Secretary Announces That the Air Traffic Controller Crisis Is History Now That He’s Hired Thousands of Epic Gamers
How do you fix a shortage in air traffic controllers and restore trust in the safety of the…
Internal Google Document Reveals That Its HR AI Has Been Throwing Résumés From Qualified Applicants Straight Into the Trash
Bad news for anyone seeking a job in this AI-infested hiring hellscape: not even Google’s top AI lab…
Farmer Horrified as AI Gives Bad Advice That Kills 25 Acres of Crops
Whether you’re looking for medical advice or tips on industrial agriculture, one thing is abundantly clear: never trust…
Google Pulls Down Feature for AI-Generating Fake Satellite Images on Google Earth After It’s Immediately Used to Fake Terror Attacks
Google Earth is the de facto record of our entire planet. But today, the company undermined its own…
Mark Zuckerberg’s Pivot to AI Is Blowing Up in His Face Spectacularly
Despite having almost nothing to show from his enormous spending on AI, Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg is doubling…
Amazon Insiders Horrified at “Catastrophically Expensive” Internal AI Usage
Even the gazillion-dollar empire that is Amazon is reeling from the costs of letting its employees run loose…
US Government Displays AI-Mangled Map of Africa That Gets Every Single Country Wrong
This government sure loves its AI slop, doesn’t it? While presenting at the global AIDS 2026 conference in…
Wild Footage Shows Man Blocking Flock Camera With Comically Gigantic Protest Sign
There’s been plenty of buzz lately around vandalism of Flock Safety’s automatic license plate readers, which are AI-integrated…
Almost the Entire Country Is Drowning in Cases of Explosive Diarrhea
Just over a week ago, Health and Human Services secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr declared that the ongoing…
Shell Is Profiting Massively Off the War in Iran
Don’t worry about the death toll and economic devastation. There’s money to be made! As the United States…
LinkedIn Adds Button on Every Post to Report “Seems Like AI Slop,” Which Is Definitely Going to Get a Real Workout
Perhaps more so than any other social media platform, LinkedIn has been inundated with lazy AI-generated brainrot content.…
NASA Mars Rover Discovers Field of Mesmerizing Polygons
A vast field of mesmerizing polygons has left Mars scientists enthralled. Don’t be mistaken: NASA didn’t send a…
Cambridge Analytica’s Website Is Now an AI Slop Farm
It may already feel like a distant memory, but Cambridge Analytica was once implicated in one of the…
Meta’s Attempted Crackdown on AI Glasses Perverts Is Already Failing
Meta knows its AI-powered camera equipped spectacles are widely seen as “pervert glasses.” And though it professes to…
Schools Deploying Pepper Spray Drones to Sic on Mass Shooters
How do we combat the scourge of school shootings? The distinctly cyberpunk gamble that some places of learning…