August 27, 2026 4:37 PM
August 27, 2026
Roku Unleashes 24/7 AI Slop Channel
Roku is giving the masses what they never asked for: an unending conveyor belt of AI slop. Those…
33 Students Treated for Deadly Bacteria Exposure When Classroom Experiment Goes Horribly Wrong
Talk about homework: a large class of undergraduates at an unnamed university in Utah became the unfortunate subject…
Public Offers Implausible Number of Alibis for Man Accused of Destroying Flock Cameras
When police in West Virginia’s Monongalia County arrested 20-year-old Wesley Jackson for his alleged involvement in the destruction…
Authorities Alarmed When Person With Measles Spends Entire Day Frolicking Around Universal Studios
Even notorious anti-vaxxer and US health secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr had to urge families to vaccinate their…
Google Data Center Announces Plans to Pave Over Protected Wetlands
Residents of Fort Wayne, Indiana may have to say goodbye to over four acres of federally protected wetland…
AI Model Invents Completely New Viruses Unknown to Nature
In case you weren’t already feeling paranoid about how AI is shaping our future, scientists for the first…
Man Sues Bank for Being Stupid Enough to Give Him a Mortgage Even When Experts Were Warning Him It Was About to Fall Into the Ocean
A Massachusetts man is feeling some buyer’s remorse after securing a $5.5 million mortgage on a mansion poised…
Better Hope You Don’t Need an Ambulance in New Orleans, Because the City’s 911 Operators Are Now AI
If you thought AI customer service bots were bad, just wait until you need to convince a large…
Jealously Watching OpenAI and Anthropic, Meta Suddenly Claims That Its AI Went on a Hacking Spree Too
Last month, OpenAI revealed that a group of its AI models had broken containment, hacking into the systems…
Flock Is Losing Dozens of Contracts as Controversy Grows
Mass surveillance technology might be popular with police departments, but for the US public, it’s becoming an increasingly…
OpenAI Tried to Hire Influencers to Spread Love for Its Products, But It Backfired Horrendously
OpenAI’s attempt to boost its image by hiring influencers collided against a harsh reality: that it’s already become…
Grokipedia Appears to Have Completely Broken and Nobody Noticed
We certainly wouldn’t blame you for having completely forgotten that last year, Elon Musk tried to reinvent Wikipedia…
A Chinese AI Model Just Shot to Number One on the Charts, Sending Shockwaves Through the American Tech Industry
While Wall Street was fast asleep, a Chinese-made large language model quietly leapfrogged 16 other models to become…
SpaceX’s Shares Tank After Starship Fails to Launch
SpaceX was forced to scrub the 13th test flight of its hulking Starship spacecraft Thursday evening. A computer…
Let’s Be Real, The Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak Is Trump’s Fault, Not Taco Bell’s
On Thursday, the New York Times reported that the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention had linked the…
Short Sellers Are Having a Field Day Betting Against SpaceX as Shares Continue to Slip
SpaceX bears are smelling blood in the water. As its stock languishes below its IPO price — at…
Terrified Tech Execs Are Traveling With Armed Bodyguards as AI Backlash Grows
Public backlash to AI is intensifying — and transforming into real-world attempts at physical violence. Industry leaders are fearing…
Elon Musk’s AI Startup Is a Complete Disaster Behind the Scenes
Elon Musk’s AI startup, xAI, is in turmoil behind the scenes. The company is constantly playing catch-up with…
SoftBank CEO Says You’re Too Stupid to Understand What’s Going on If You Believe the AI Bubble Is Real
With hundreds of billions of dollars still flowing into the tech industry, it’s becoming harder and harder to…
In Case You Still Think Insider Trading on Prediction Markets Isn’t Real, Trump’s Teleprompter Guy Just Got Busted for Getting Rich on Betting What He Would Say
Insider trading has long run rampant on prediction markets like Kalshi and Polymarket. We’ve seen shady accounts profit…
Robotaxis Are Turning Passengers Into Horrible and Entitled Menaces to Society
Robotaxis are multiplying across the US, and as they do, a not-so-flattering pattern is riding shotgun. Not only…
Redditors Are Celebrating the Cutting Down of Flock Surveillance Towers With Based Memes
The United States is having something of a national referendum on mass surveillance as of late. Embodied most…
Prices Already Spiking at Trump’s Mysterious Gas Stations That Promised Cheap Fuel
Liberty-loving patriots who got themselves amped up about president Trump’s new gas stations are in for a rude…
Evidence Grows That Taco Bell Infected Massive Number of Customers With Explosive Diarrhea
Apocryphal tales of its meals causing the runs have plagued Taco Bell since time immemorial. But this latest…