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Now You Gotta Buy a Second Computer Just for Your AI Agent, Nvidia Declares

While gamers beg for cheaper GPUs, and consumers at large yearn for affordable devices amid constant chip shortages,…

Jun 2, 2026 3 min read

AI Billionaires Are Starting to Get Scared

As it turns out, telling the world’s workers to prepare for a dystopia rife with poverty and alienation…

Jun 2, 2026 3 min read

Jeffrey Epstein’s Biopreserved Sperm Is Missing

Today in news we regret having to deliver: Jeffrey Epstein’s missing sperm. According to documents in the Epstein…

Jun 2, 2026 2 min read

Trump Shovels $4 Billion Directly to Elon Musk, Who Spent a Fortune Getting Him Elected

Elon Musk spent just shy of $300 million supporting Donald Trump’s reelection in late 2024 — a full-throated…

Jun 2, 2026 3 min read