July 23, 2026 12:08 AM
July 23, 2026
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Extremely Unflattering Statue of Elon Musk Appears in Times Square, Complete With Horrifying Slogan
SpaceX’s IPO this week made founder Elon Musk the world’s first trillionaire, a sobering milestone highlighting unprecedented levels…
Temperatures Soaring So High That Trump’s UFC Fighters May Just Collapse in the Heat
Donald Trump has gone all-in on a massive fight night to ring in the semiquincentennial of the United…
The More Data We See About SpaceX’s IPO, the More We’re Wincing
Last Call for the Hype Train Elon Musk’s SpaceX is set to imminently go public at a valuation…
Bill Gates Offers Bizarre Excuse About Epstein
In 2011 — three years after Jeffrey Epstein plead guilty to charges of soliciting prostitution of a minor…