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There’s Something Living Inside Fog, Scientists Find

There’s something living in the fog. Repeat: there’s something living in the fog. It may…

Jun 3, 2026 3 min read
Bernie Sanders Announces Plan to Seize Half of AI Industry for the Public Good

The hype surrounding generative AI has generated astronomical amounts of value, with tech companies raising…

Jun 2, 2026 4 min read
Paper Claims the “Asteroid” Japan’s Probe Is Approaching Is Actually a Derelict Spacecraft

After successfully rendezvousing with near-Earth asteroid Ryugu in June 2018 and sending a sampled cache…

Jun 2, 2026 4 min read
Elon Musk Says He Only Got Involved in Politics Because He Couldn’t Deal With Having a Transgender Child

Dismantling the federal government. Building a “MechaHitler” AI. Waging a war on Woke. Donating nearly…

Jun 2, 2026 3 min read
Now You Gotta Buy a Second Computer Just for Your AI Agent, Nvidia Declares

While gamers beg for cheaper GPUs, and consumers at large yearn for affordable devices amid…

Jun 2, 2026 3 min read
AI Billionaires Are Starting to Get Scared

As it turns out, telling the world’s workers to prepare for a dystopia rife with…

Jun 2, 2026 3 min read
Jeffrey Epstein’s Biopreserved Sperm Is Missing

Today in news we regret having to deliver: Jeffrey Epstein’s missing sperm. According to documents…

Jun 2, 2026 2 min read
Trump Shovels $4 Billion Directly to Elon Musk, Who Spent a Fortune Getting Him Elected

Elon Musk spent just shy of $300 million supporting Donald Trump’s reelection in late 2024…

Jun 2, 2026 3 min read
Meta’s AI Support Bot Is Giving Hackers Access to Other People’s Instagram Accounts Just by Asking

In March, Mark Zuckerberg’s Meta announced a new Meta AI support assistant feature on both…

Jun 2, 2026 3 min read
Dick’s Sporting Goods Launches AI Personal Trainer to Fix Your Horrible Golf Swing

These days, retailers are increasingly hitching their wagon to the AI horse: big box stores…

Jun 2, 2026 2 min read