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Prices Already Spiking at Trump’s Mysterious Gas Stations That Promised Cheap Fuel
Liberty-loving patriots who got themselves amped up about president Trump’s new gas stations are in…
Evidence Grows That Taco Bell Infected Massive Number of Customers With Explosive Diarrhea
Apocryphal tales of its meals causing the runs have plagued Taco Bell since time immemorial.…
Sixteen Nobel-Winning Economists Warn That Major AI Job Losses Are Coming
Over 200 economists, researchers and industry executives, including sixteen Nobel Prize winners, signed an urgent letter warning…
OpenAI Strikes Bold Deal With Kalshi to Mix Together the Most Hated Technologies in Existence: AI and Prediction Markets
Is it not enough to simply watch the beautiful game, unadorned? These days you might…
Health Care Workers Furious as NYC Replaces Nurses With AI
Twelve nurses in New York City were laid off on Sunday and replaced with AI…
Terrifying Video Shows Locomotive Engulfed in Wildfire Flames
Apocalyptic footage shows a Canadian train crew trapped in their locomotive as it’s devoured by…
SpaceX Investors Are Lamenting All the Money They’ve Lost
Shares of Elon Musk’s SpaceX are scraping by at record low levels this week, struggling…
We’d Rather Live Through the Trojan War Than Spend 135 Minutes Watching an Entirely AI Version of “The Odyssey”
Many moviegoers this summer are looking forward to Christopher Nolan’s highly anticipated film “The Odyssey.”…
Astronomers Horrified by Enormous Mirror Satellite That Reflects Sunlight Back Down to Earth at Night
There’s light pollution — and then there are giant orbital space mirrors that blot out the…
Meta Used Its Own Flawed AI to Pick Which Employees to Lay Off, Lawsuit Claims
These days, corporations aren’t just using AI as an excuse to justify layoffs, but are…
