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McDonalds Has Secretly Deployed AI Models to Determine Exactly What to Charge You for Its Mid Fast Food Burgers
The next time you find yourself paying way more than what’s warranted for McDonald’s decidedly…
You’ll Never Guess Which Political Ideology People With Low Cognitive Ability Are Drawn Toward, According to New Research
Trying to divine why certain people gravitate toward a particular political orientation can be a…
Anthropic Has Been Aggressively Lobbying the Vatican to Consider AI Consciousness
There’s no AI company in the world more obsessed with the idea that their models…
Parents Are Sending Their Kids to a Playground Where They’re Given Saws and Hammers to Ward Off Brainrot
Are kids getting too soft these days, coddled by iPads and AI chatbots? In New…
AI Is Creating “Doom Loops” All Over the Economy
Recently unredacted legal documents and depositions in the New York Times‘ lawsuit against Microsoft and…
Facebook Is Letting Accounts Commit Stolen Valor Using AI Slop of Troops in Warzones
Actual footage of warfare is horrific enough. But now that AI slop floods every social…
Pete Davidson Has Been Crushing Black Market Peptides to Get Disgustingly Swole
There are few actors who would seem a more unlikely candidate to undergo a typical…
Credit Rating Firm Says the Economy Is About to Be Obliterated
The credit rating firm Egan-Jones hears all the serious talk about an AI murder spree…
Alternative Health Influencer Boasts That He’s Been Drinking From a Radioactive Jug for 250 Days Straight
In 2026, anybody can cultivate a massive social media following doing anything their heart desires…
Rag Tag Team of Biologists Who Lost Funding Because of Trump Turned a Motel Room into Makeshift Lab and Made a Groundbreaking Discovery
Brought together by Trump’s funding cuts, Julia Van Etten and her rag tag team of…
