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Actual Human Interaction Flourishes After High School Bans Phones
New York state banned smartphones in schools this September, and teachers are weeping tears of joy. As New…
Anthropic’s Advanced New AI Tries to Run Vending Machine, Goes Bankrupt After Ordering PlayStation 5 and Live Fish
Still think AI is ready to revolutionize the economy? A new experiment might change your mind. In a…
This New Statistic on Kessler Syndrome Will Give Anyone Who Cares About Space Travel an Instantaneous Stress Headache
In 1978, NASA researcher Donald Kessler and his colleagues published a paper titled “Collision frequency of artificial satellites:…
Doctors Catch Cancer-Diagnosing AI Extracting Patients’ Race Data and Being Racist With It
Just when you thought you heard it all, AI systems designed to spot cancer have startled researchers with…
Officials Deploying AI Surveillance Devices in School Bathrooms
Public spaces aren’t the only place you need to be worried about being monitored. In 2025, officials are…
Holiday Yule Log App Constantly Bombards User With Ads for Premium Version
It’s the holidays. The soft spice of holly and evergreen cling to the air, and a carefully curated…
NASA Says It’s Just Gonna Stare Into Cosmic Voids for a While
With NASA’s operations under existential threat from the Trump administration, maybe it’s not surprising that the agency will…
The Epstein Files Release Website Is Completely Busted
Now that the Department of Justice is releasing hundreds of thousands of long-awaited records from its investigation into…
Furious Residents Say AI Data Centers Are Sucking Up the Great Lakes
Throughout the United States, data centers are popping up like weeds, devouring water and electricity to fuel the…
TikTok Accounts Are Using AI Slop to Sell Seeds to Plants That Don’t Exist
There are thousands of varieties of hosta — a leafy decorative plant that you’ve probably seen adorning outdoor…
NASA Now Letting Mars Rover Drive Autonomously
Think self-driving cars are impressive? Try a self-driving rover on a planet over a hundred million miles away.…
Investors Warn That Humanoid Robots Are the Next Financial Bubble
AI powered robots are slowly making their way into our world, from delivery bots on wheels to caregiver…
Lawsuits Allege Ozempic Is Causing Blindness
Ozempic and similar weight loss drugs have been found to cut risks for a variety of health issues…
Bitcoin Crashing is Actually Awesome News for Regular People, Economist Says
After a year of record gains for the crypto industry, recent forces have sent itinto a tailspin. Bitcoin,…
Sheriff Puzzled by UFOs Hovering Over Power Station
Sure, an inexplicable small-town mystery is fun. But for John Grossnickle, sheriff of Sweetwater County, Wyoming, this one’s…
Kyrie Irving Has “Incident” With Humanoid Robot
What’re professional team sports without a good shoving match? Basketball star Kyrie Irving got into one recently —…
When Asked to Generate an Alphabet Poster for Preschoolers, the Latest Version of ChatGPT Just Flails Wildly
On December 11, OpenAI release ChatGPT 5.2, the latest version of the widely used AI chatbot. As it…
Waymo Spotted Driving Wrong Way Down Busy Street
You don’t share the road with robotaxis — the robotaxis munificently share the road with you. This week,…
