January 31, 2026 12:34 AM
January 31, 2026
Darren Aronofsky’s AI-Generated Show Contains Garbled Neural Gore, Even Just in the Teaser Trailer
The use of generative AI in creative fields has turned into a flame war — a nightmare of…
OpenAI Representatives Are Going to Critics’ Houses With Threats and Demands
A man who works at an AI watchdog group was alarmed when OpenAI suddenly showed up at his…
Microsoft Stock Takes Most Massive Single-Day Loss Since Pandemic as Its AI Efforts Flail
Microsoft is taking a pounding in the stock market. On Thursday, the Redmont giant’s share price collapsed by…
Crypto Bros in Meltdown as Bitcoin Crashes
The crypto market has not had a cozy winter. After Bitcoin suffered some epic tumbles in November, the…
Sam Altman Says AI Will Cause Massive Deflation, Making Money Worth Vastly More
OpenAI is betting in the biggest way possible on a future ruled by AI. It’s committing to spending…
NASA’s Moon Spacesuits Are Plagued With Issues
NASA is gearing up for the first crewed journey to the Moon in over half a century, a…
Russian Soldiers Seen Surrendering to Gun-Wielding Robot
As Russia’s invasion of Ukraine enters its fourth year, remotely-operated ground robots have become a startlingly common sight…
Elon to Merge SpaceX and xAI
Earlier this week, news emerged that SpaceX CEO Elon Musk was considering taking his private space company public…
Elon Musk Shutting Down Tesla Car Factory to Manufacture Robots Instead
Tesla CEO Elon Musk has made good on his threats to steer his EV maker away from his…
Top Anthropic Researcher No Longer Sure Whether AI Is Conscious
Amanda Askell, Anthropic’s in-house philosopher, is sounding pretty conflicted about whether AI models can be conscious and have…
Tesla Quietly Pauses Its “Unsupervised” Robotaxi Rides as Reality Sets In
It appears that Tesla CEO Elon Musk may have once again duped his fans and investors — which,…
The Worst People Alive Are Obsessed With Meta’s Video Recording Glasses
There’s something about smart glasses that bring out the worst in people. It’s really no mystery, though: they’re…
Court Filing Reveals Something Very Nasty About Mark Zuckerberg
Mark Zuckerberg has been accused of doing many seedy things on behalf of Meta’s bottom line, but the…
Delivery Robot Gets Stuck on Train Tracks, Gets Obliterated by Locomotive
An autonomous delivery robot got completely atomized by a locomotive after it decided to take a breather on…
The Amount Google’s AI Knows About You Will Cause an Uncomfortable Prickling Sensation on Your Scalp
We all know that tech companies keep tabs on everything about our online habits. But it’s another thing…
Wave of Suicides Hits as India’s Economy Is Ravaged by AI
For decades, tech companies have relied immensely on India’s vast workforce, from entry-level call center jobs to software…
Far-Right Dweebs Are Getting Scammed by an AI-Generated Waifu
Terminally online right wing dorks are falling head over heels for an AI-generated waifu — and setting themselves…
Scientists Scramble to Set Up Outpost on Rapidly Melting Glacier
Braving poor visibility, high winds, and frigid temperatures, a team of researchers has finally established a foothold on…
As Saudi Arabia’s 100-Mile Skyscraper Crumbles, They’re Replacing It With the Most Desperate Thing Imaginable
No one is surprised that Neom — Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman’s $1.5 trillion-with-a-t plan to build…
Google Staffers Terrified of ICE After Attempt to Force Entry Into Company Building
While employees at some tech corporations are demanding their executives cancel government contracts on principle, workers at other…
Even Palantir Staff Are Now Disgusted With ICE
You do not, under any circumstances, gotta to “hand it” to Palantir, a company known for its AI…
Tech Execs Weirdly Silent After Private Screening of “Melania” Documentary
The Trump administration may govern for the billionaire class, but that doesn’t necessarily mean billionaires are enjoying the…
Trump Department Responsible for Airline Safety Using AI to Write New Regulations, So They Can Be Churned Out as Fast as Possible
The Department of Defense might be the first government agency to roll out a department-wide AI chatbot, but…
Trump Says the Military Deployed a Secret “Discombobulator” Weapon in Venezuela
Nations that defy the US-led world order may soon face a new weapon designed to hamstring defenses, disorient…