August 4, 2026 4:25 PM
August 4, 2026
It Appears That the US Military Accidentally Killed Everybody on Board a Civilian Medevac Flight in New Mexico
When the Federal Aviation Administration shut down air traffic to El Paso Airport earlier this year, nobody could…
Cops Mistype Username, Send Innocent Man to Prison for 18 Months
A single typo by cops led to an innocent Canadian man spending 18 months in jail. The man,…
Sam Altman’s Parenting Strategy Sounds Low Key Horrifying
Late last year, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman told “Tonight Show” host Jimmy Fallon that raising a child was…
Tesla Whistleblower Describes Wildly Dangerous Safety Lapses While Developing Full Self-Driving
For years, Tesla has faced intense public and regulatory scrutiny over the safety of its self-driving software. Now,…
Flock Surveillance Cameras Are Actually Horrible for Fighting Crime, FBI Data Shows
Since the launch of Flock Safety in 2017, the ACLU estimates the company installed some 100,000 automatic license…
OpenAI’s Escaped Models Were Allegedly Rampaging More Extensively Than Previously Reported
Last week, OpenAI claimed that a group of its AI models had broken containment, successfully hacking into the…
We Are Mildly Horrified by This AI Startup That Coerced People Into Getting Tattoos of Its Logo in Exchange for a Job Interview
The US job market is in a weird place right now. Life is clearly rough for the working…
Scientists Forced to Go on OnlyFans After Their Funding Was Cut
When you’re a scientist relying on government funding to conduct your research, and that government suddenly yoinks all…
The More People Learn About AI, the More They Want It Out of Their Lives
For a time, it appeared as if AI would find broad acceptance among the American masses. The peanut…
Columbia Economist Baffled as to Why the Masses Aren’t Rising Up Against Elon Musk
As unpopular as SpaceX and Tesla CEO Elon Musk has become in the popular eye, some say the…
The Diarrhea Lettuce Company Has Been Linked to Forced Labor
When the United States ratified the 13th amendment in 1865, federal lawmakers very nearly outlawed slavery for good…
FTC Concerned About Meta Surveillance of Users of Erectile Dysfunction Apps
If you’re among the 2.6 million active users of the popular telehealth apps Hims and Hers to obtain…
US Government Displays AI-Mangled Map of Africa That Gets Every Single Country Wrong
This government sure loves its AI slop, doesn’t it? While presenting at the global AIDS 2026 conference in…
Wild Footage Shows Man Blocking Flock Camera With Comically Gigantic Protest Sign
There’s been plenty of buzz lately around vandalism of Flock Safety’s automatic license plate readers, which are AI-integrated…
Almost the Entire Country Is Drowning in Cases of Explosive Diarrhea
Just over a week ago, Health and Human Services secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr declared that the ongoing…
Shell Is Profiting Massively Off the War in Iran
Don’t worry about the death toll and economic devastation. There’s money to be made! As the United States…
LinkedIn Adds Button on Every Post to Report “Seems Like AI Slop,” Which Is Definitely Going to Get a Real Workout
Perhaps more so than any other social media platform, LinkedIn has been inundated with lazy AI-generated brainrot content.…
NASA Mars Rover Discovers Field of Mesmerizing Polygons
A vast field of mesmerizing polygons has left Mars scientists enthralled. Don’t be mistaken: NASA didn’t send a…
Cambridge Analytica’s Website Is Now an AI Slop Farm
It may already feel like a distant memory, but Cambridge Analytica was once implicated in one of the…
Meta’s Attempted Crackdown on AI Glasses Perverts Is Already Failing
Meta knows its AI-powered camera equipped spectacles are widely seen as “pervert glasses.” And though it professes to…
Schools Deploying Pepper Spray Drones to Sic on Mass Shooters
How do we combat the scourge of school shootings? The distinctly cyberpunk gamble that some places of learning…
Hack “Writers” Fuming After ChatGPT Starts Refusing Prompts to Copy a Specific Author’s Style
It only took them three and a half years, but the powers that be at OpenAI have apparently…
South Korean Authorities Scrambling to Save Stock Market From AI Bubble
The US and European stock markets might be numb to the enormity of the AI bubble at this…
Amazon Is Gutting Its AI Division After Sustained Failure
By now, you’d be hard pressed to find anyone who isn’t broadly familiar with the AI heavyweights and…