October 26, 2026 12:19 PM
October 26, 2026
Florida Police Show Off Incredibly Tiny and Goofy Quadcopter That Fits Exactly One Cop at a Time
Thanks to the rise of military-style imaging drones, AI-integrated surveillance towers, and automatic license plate readers, police across…
Banks Preparing for Aftermath of Unprecedented Catastrophe Caused by AI
Doomsaying about the coming AI apocalypse is no longer relegated to outbursts from a few tech billionaires. Now,…
We Investigated Character.AI and Found a Horror Show. Now It’s Bankrupt.
In October 2024, as The New York Times first reported, a mother in Florida named Megan Garcia filed…
AI Billionaires Are Flooding Money Into Politics to Influence Elections, But It’s Backfiring
Unreasonably wealthy AI plutocrats are pouring billions of dollars into US elections. Elon Musk alone has pumped more…
Wolves Descend on Finnish Villages After Google Hacked Down 1,300 Acres of Habitat to Make Room for AI Data Centers
Earlier in October, Finnish authorities ordered Google’s affiliate data center developer Tuike Finland Oy to immediately suspend the…
Man Dies After Being Mowed Down by Self-Driving Tesla, Police Say
Police say that a 71-year-old man was killed after being struck by a Tesla allegedly in Full Self-Driving…
Palmer Luckey Says He’s Breeding Genetically Enhanced Dogs for the Military
Try to imagine the most dystopian military startup you can think of, and there’s a good chance it…
Airbnb Hosts Are Having a Meltdown After New Rules Means They Can’t Force Guests to Clean Up Everything For Them
The reign of tyrannical Airbnb hosts is over. On Wednesday, Airbnb unveiled a new policy update that prevents…
Unitree Unveils Fearsome Bodyguard Robot
Surely the robots that’ve been heavily marketed with all kinds of martial arts stunts would never be designed…
Trump Admin to Blast Immigrants With Heat-Ray Gun
From AI surveillance towers to robot dog patrols, the US-Mexico border has long been a proving ground for…
Trump Says He Called the CEO of Google to Rename the Atlantic Ocean
President Donald Trump called Google to rename the Atlantic Ocean — at least according to the not always…
US Government Accuses Russian Spacecraft of “Threatening Behavior” and Orbital “Weapons Operations”
Last Saturday, a 17,000 mph game of cat-and-mouse appears to have played out in low Earth orbit. According…
Hundreds of Protestors Descend on Meta Corporate Office Depicting Zuck as the Devil
Meta’s corporate offices in São Paulo are the site of ongoing protests against election interference in the crucial…
Anthropic’s Financial Situation May Explain Why Dario Amodei Looks So Terrified All the Time
Pull up any random photo of billionaire Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei, and you’re likely to land on a…
Frontier OpenAI Model Exposes Stunning Exploit That Leaves Millions of Web Servers Open to Attack
Security researchers using an OpenAI model have uncovered two stunning security flaws in PHP, the software that underpins…
Why Did Polymarket Think It Was a Good Idea to Allow Bets on the Fates of the Cornell 7?
Polymarket has showed that it can still hit a new low after the controversial prediction market was allowing…
Halley’s Comet Barraging Earth With Debris
Keep your eyes peeled and your binoculars primed tonight, stargazers. The distant Halley’s Comet is reminding us of…
Random Ohio Town Turns Into Scene From ‘Silent Hill’ After Massive Chemical Leak
The Northern suburbs of Toledo, Ohio turned into a real life Don DeLillo novel overnight, after an explosion…
11-Foot Chunk of Chinese Rocket Crashes Down in Minnesota Cornfield
Last week, the Sheriff’s Office in Stevens County, Minnesota made a startling Facebook post. “On October 14, 2026,…
Startup Deploys AI-Engineered Virus on Human Patient
When it comes to putting strange substances into your body in 2026, the sky’s the limit. First there…
Maybe Vibe Coding Should Be Called “Cuck Coding” Because You Just Sit in a Chair and Watch
Vibe coding is the act of telling an AI what you want to program and letting it write…
Grotesque Engagement Farmers Are Using AI to Manipulate Real Arrest Footage So That Cops Grope Women
Engagement farmers on TikTok are using AI to manipulate real arrest footage to show police officers kissing and…
Elon Musk’s Growing Death Toll: “What He Put Into the Woodchipper Were Children”
As Elon Musk tries to save face by claiming he’ll give every American child a chunk of SpaceX…
Meta’s Muse AI Agent Caught Leaking Users’ Intimate Personal Information
As Meta was scrambling to release its Muse AI agent to the public earlier last month, CEO Mark…