The Moon Astronauts Just Broke the Record for the Farthest Any Human Has Ever Traveled From Earth

Roughly five days after taking off from the historic Launch Complex 39B at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in…

Apr 7, 2026 4 min read
Startup Approved to Let AI System Prescribe Psychiatric Medication

You’ve probably heard of AI psychosis. Well, now get ready for AI psychiatrists — with prescription pads. A…

Apr 6, 2026 3 min read
Moon Astronauts Forced to Do It in Bags as “Burning Odor” Emanates From Toilet

NASA’s historic Artemis 2 mission launched without a hitch last week, sending the first astronauts toward the Moon…

Apr 6, 2026 3 min read
ICE Foiled At Every Turn By One Vibe Coding Man In His Pickup Truck

Vibe coding often gets a bad rep. “Vibe” is a euphemism for “not really thinking,” and that “not…

Apr 6, 2026 4 min read
Scientists Gene Hacked a Plant So It Grows Five Types of Psychoactive Drugs at Once

From the psilocybin in magic mushrooms to dimethyltryptamine (DMT) in toads to the tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) in marijuana, a…

Apr 6, 2026 4 min read
Groups Set Up to Shill AI and Data Centers Are Pouring Huge Sums of Money Into the Midterm Elections

Artificial intelligence remains deeply unpopular with the American public. One poll found it’s even more reviled than ICE,…

Apr 6, 2026 3 min read
Nonprofit Research Groups Disturbed to Learn That OpenAI Has Secretly Been Funding Their Work

If you’re running a frontier AI company, now’s not the time to rest on your laurels. The stakes…

Apr 6, 2026 3 min read
Man Caught Sleeping Behind the Wheel While FSD Tesla Cruises the Streets After Decadent Feast of Wine and Pizza

Some cars these days might be able to drive themselves, but unless you run a multibillion dollar robotaxi…

Apr 5, 2026 2 min read
China Cracking Down on the Types of AI That Are Tearing America Apart

The Cyberspace Administration of China is cracking down on “digital humans,” with incoming regulations that will soon require…

Apr 5, 2026 3 min read
Target Warns That If Its AI Shopping Agent Makes an Expensive Mistake, You’ll Have to Pay for It

Big box chains have proudly embraced artificial intelligence — but don’t expect them to help when their AI…

Apr 5, 2026 3 min read
Polymarket Has Turned Our Climate Apocalypse Into a Casino

Intensifying wildfires, coastal erosion, and increased hurricane activity are taking an ever-rising toll on humanity. And as the…

Apr 5, 2026 3 min read
Librarians Dumbfounded as People Keep Asking for Materials That Don’t Exist

Librarians, and the books they cherish, are already fight a losing battle for our attention spans with all…

Dec 11, 2025 4 min read
Brace for Disaster as the Washington Post Launches an AI-Generated Podcast

The podcast format has largely remained the same since its inception in the early 2000s: short shows recorded…

Dec 11, 2025 3 min read
Chinese Astronauts Clamber Outside Space Station to Inspect Damaged Spacecraft

Last month, Chinese astronauts on board the country’s Tiangong space station discovered cracks in the window of their…

Dec 10, 2025 3 min read
Sam Altman Says Caring for a Baby Is Now Impossible Without ChatGPT

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman recently admitted he needs extensive assistance from his company’s AI chatbot to get through…

Dec 10, 2025 5 min read
You Will Never Guess What This Startup Is Turning Human Remains Into

Getting tired of dusting off Grandpa’s stuffy old urn? One startup has the solution for you. It’s called…

Dec 10, 2025 3 min read
Scientists Find Evidence of Ancient Tropical Oasis on Mars

Scientists suspect that the surface of Mars was once teeming with water, a lush oasis full of river…

Dec 10, 2025 3 min read
Details Emerge on Sam Altman’s Panic Sweats

OpenAI has long made it its number one goal to realize artificial general intelligence, which it described in…

Dec 10, 2025 3 min read
Russia Damaged Protective Dome Around Chernobyl, Can No Longer Contain Radiation

A multibillion-dollar dome built around the site of the 1986 Chernobyl nuclear meltdown was badly damaged last year…

Dec 9, 2025 3 min read
Grok Will Now Give Tesla Drivers Directions

Tesla drivers can now ask Elon Musk’s chatbot Grok for directions. This weekend, Tesla unveiled a new software update…

Dec 9, 2025 3 min read
Scientists Find That Dosing Men With Antidepressants Can Cut Down on Domestic Violence

Gender-based violence is a grim problem around the globe. According to the World Health Organization, an estimated 840…

Dec 9, 2025 3 min read
Social Media Is Absolutely Nuking Children’s Brains, New Research Finds

A barrage of AI-generated brain rot is haunting children across numerous screens, from personal smartphones to school-issued laptops…

Dec 9, 2025 4 min read
Officials Halt Dozens of Trains Due to AI Hoax

AI slop is going off the rails over on the British Isles. In England, racist influencers are using…

Dec 9, 2025 2 min read