JONATHAN THE 193-YEAR-OLD TORTOISE IS STILL ALIVE, REPEAT HE HAS NOT DIED

On Wednesday, sorrow swept through the Futurism newsroom as we heard that Jonathan, a 193-year-old Seychelles giant tortoise…

Apr 2, 2026 3 min read
Chinese University Announces 30-Story “Artificial Island” for Marine Research Purposes

Some countries pump out aircraft carriers to project power across the globe; others build research megastructures to plumb…

Apr 2, 2026 2 min read
The Trump Administration Is Doing Something Horrifying to Workers at Nuclear Facilities

It isn’t just the guys handling plutonium who need to worry about radiation — every US nuclear worker,…

Apr 2, 2026 3 min read
Conspiracy Theorists Are Going to Have a Field Day as NASA Gears Up to Launch Historic Moon Mission on April Fools’ Day

Conspiracy theories have run rampant over the decades following NASA’s historic Apollo missions to the surface of the…

Apr 2, 2026 3 min read
Leaked Claude Code Shows Anthropic Building Mysterious “Tamagotchi” Feature Into It

After Anthropic accidentally leaked the source code to its blockbuster Claude chatbot, netizens swiftly pounced to start plowing…

Apr 1, 2026 3 min read
SpaceX Files for IPO

Following months of rumors, Bloomberg reports that Elon Musk’s space company SpaceX has confidentially filed for an initial…

Apr 1, 2026 3 min read
Here’s Why Google Searches for “Bimbofication” Are Surging

Searches for “bimbofication” began surging Tuesday, from an average index score of zero to 100 in a single…

Apr 1, 2026 3 min read
The Iran War Has Cut Off Supply of a Gas the AI Industry Desperately Needs

Forget gas prices and fertilizer. One of the biggest casualties of the US war on Iran could be…

Apr 1, 2026 3 min read
The Fact That Anthropic Has Been Boasting About How Much Its Development Now Relies on Claude Makes It Very Interesting That It Just Suffered a Catastrophic Leak of Its Source Code

Earlier this year, the head of Anthropic’s blockbuster Claude Code AI agent Boris Cherny boasted that “pretty much…

Apr 1, 2026 4 min read
NYT Cuts Ties With Writer as Scrutiny of AI Content Grows

Amid mounting scrutiny into AI usage creeping into the newspaper of record, the New York Times has cut…

Apr 1, 2026 4 min read
Data Centers Causing Huge Temperature Spikes for Miles Around Them, Study Suggests

The data centers at the heart of the AI boom are producing so much heat that they’re spiking…

Apr 1, 2026 4 min read
A Startup Has Been Quietly Pitching Cloned Human Bodies to Transfer Your Brain Into

Since the mid-1990s, scientists have been obsessed with cloning animals. Dolly the sheep famously became the first mammal…

Apr 1, 2026 4 min read