July 17, 2026 1:51 AM
July 17, 2026
Microsoft’s $7.3 Billion AI Data Center Just Caught a Nasty Lawsuit From Furious Neighbors
Earlier this year, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella proudly touted his company’s $7.3 billion Fairwater data center in Mount…
Rich People Can Afford Good Education for Their Kids. They’re Raising Them on AI Slop Anyways.
Despite having all the resources in the world to offer their offspring a high-quality education, a cohort of…
Trump Fans Confused by How Their Investments in His Crypto and Stock Are Now Worth a Tiny Fraction While He’s Getting Richer
Throughout his second stint in the Oval Office, Donald Trump has raked in over a billion dollars on…
Experts Say Mysterious Metallic Orbs Appear to Have Fallen From the Sky
Mysterious metallic orbs washed up on a secluded beach in Australia, and experts say they likely fell from…
Elon Musk Is Charging Starlink Customers Gigantic Bogus Fees Because Its Network Is Being Crushed by “High Demand”
SpaceX CEO Elon Musk maintains an extremely close relationship with Federal Communications Commission chair Brendan Carr. Under Carr’s…
Swarm of Cyborg Remote Controlled Cockroaches Gains New Power
Scientists turned a bunch of cockroaches into remote-controllable cyborgs — and then built them little scuba suits so…
Huge Survey Finds the Truth About What mRNA Vaccines Do to the Human Body
A comprehensive review found that mRNA vaccines — a popular target of viral vaccine conspiracy theories and medical misinformation…
You’ll Never Guess Why Government Officials Are Sinking a Four-Story Riverboat Casino Into the Abyss
Government officials in Alabama are giving an old riverboat casino a from Indiana a new life — not…
Something Weird Is Going on With the 66 Billion Trees China Planted in a Huge Wall
Over the past five decades, China has planted 66 billion trees in a massive wall that spans the…
El Niño Already Killing Thousands in Europe
We’re officially in an El Niño year, and as predicted, it’s a scorcher. Record temperatures are already being…
Surprise! Meta Says Now You Have to Pay a Monthly Subscription to Use Key Features of Your Already Expensive Smart Glasses
Last month, Mark Zuckerberg’s Meta became embroiled in a major controversy after Wired found that it had discreetly…
Peptide That Makes You Tan Linked to Skin Cancer, Doctor Warns
Researchers are starting to get a closer view of the various gray-market peptides making the rounds on the…
Mass Deaths Attributed to Brutal Heat Wave
More than 40 people have drowned in France over the past five days as the country is scorched…
Trump’s Truth Social Stock Just Hit Its Lowest Point Ever
Earlier this year, president Donald Trump was caught executing thousands of stock trades — only to directly inflate…
SpaceX Stock Has Fallen So Far That Elon Musk Is No Longer a Trillionaire
SpaceX’s blockbuster IPO earlier this month made Elon Musk, who was already the wealthiest person in the world…
Trump’s Reflecting Pool Is No Match for the AlgaeBTQ Agenda
Like the Narcissus from ancient Greek mythology, president Donald Trump has been peering into the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting…
Scientists Say New Method Turns Coffee Grounds Into High-Potency Renewable Fuel
How long does it take to convert soggy coffee grounds into a highly efficient fuel source? About as…
SpaceX Launches Secretive New Spacecraft Shaped Like Flying Saucer
Usually, a SpaceX test flight of a brand new spacecraft is accompanied with bellowing fanfare. Thousands of people…
Failing Robot Cop Company Knightscope Now Publishing Bizarre AI Slop Fan Fiction About Its Robots Solving Absurd Crimes
For its 13 years in businesses, robot security company Knightscope has weathered a remarkable run of self-inflicted disasters.…
Amazon Investigating Its Own Employees for Daring to Oppose AI Data Center
Though the data centers undergirding the AI boom are becoming hugely unpopular with US voters, companies like Amazon…
Meta’s Program That Spies on Every Employee’s Computer Just Blew Up in Its Face in Spectacular Fashion
Meta’s controversial program that spied on its employees’ computers has backfired spectacularly. Though its chief technology officer Andrew…
White House Pushes Back Against Claim That Trump Was Given Early Access to a Powerful Experimental Weight Loss Drug
According to president Donald Trump’s annual medical exam, results of which were released last month, the 80-year-old’s body…
Trump Orders Construction of Powerful Quantum Computer
Let it never be said that he makes small swings. President Donald Trump signed a pair of executive…
AI Companies Are Trying to Seize Control of Elections
With trillions of dollars on the line, it should come as no surprise that tech companies are spending…