July 17, 2026 12:34 AM
July 17, 2026
Workplaces Have Gotten So Bizarre That People Are Just Sending AI Slop Back and Forth at Each Other
If AI doesn’t drive you into a mental breakdown, then at least it’ll find a way to make…
The Hectic Modern World Is Shredding Your Little Cave Man Brain, Scientists Confirm
Our feeble simian brains simply aren’t built for the “polycrisis” of modern life, a new review of existing scholarship…
AI “Actor” Will “Star” In a New “Movie”
If you’ve been following AI’s inroads into the movie biz, you’ll already know that Tilly Norwood is the…
Zuckerberg Admits That AI Is Not Working Out the Way He Imagined
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg is struggling to keep his AI team together. As morale is hitting rock-bottom, his…
There’s an Urgent Sign of an Impending Market Collapse
For over a year now, sober-minded observers have warned that the AI bubble can’t last for much longer.…
Drivers Trapped for Hours in Hopeless Gridlock as Waymos Brick on Major Holiday
Revelers celebrating US independence day in San Francisco over the weekend were stopped in their tracks as an…
Microsoft’s $7.3 Billion AI Data Center Just Caught a Nasty Lawsuit From Furious Neighbors
Earlier this year, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella proudly touted his company’s $7.3 billion Fairwater data center in Mount…
Rich People Can Afford Good Education for Their Kids. They’re Raising Them on AI Slop Anyways.
Despite having all the resources in the world to offer their offspring a high-quality education, a cohort of…
Trump Fans Confused by How Their Investments in His Crypto and Stock Are Now Worth a Tiny Fraction While He’s Getting Richer
Throughout his second stint in the Oval Office, Donald Trump has raked in over a billion dollars on…
Experts Say Mysterious Metallic Orbs Appear to Have Fallen From the Sky
Mysterious metallic orbs washed up on a secluded beach in Australia, and experts say they likely fell from…
Elon Musk Is Charging Starlink Customers Gigantic Bogus Fees Because Its Network Is Being Crushed by “High Demand”
SpaceX CEO Elon Musk maintains an extremely close relationship with Federal Communications Commission chair Brendan Carr. Under Carr’s…
Swarm of Cyborg Remote Controlled Cockroaches Gains New Power
Scientists turned a bunch of cockroaches into remote-controllable cyborgs — and then built them little scuba suits so…
If There Wasn’t Enough Opposition to AI Data Centers Already, Now They’re Supercharging Inflation
The shockingly unpopular drive to pepper the United States with massive AI data centers isn’t just driving up…
NASA Rover Finds “Complex Organic Matter” on Mars
After more than five years of roaming the desolate and dusty landscapes of the Martian surface, NASA’s Perseverance…
Robot Seen on Street Begging for Change
In today’s global economy, even robots are begging for help. In a now-viral stunt involving a Unitree G1,…
Peppa Pig Owner Demands Child Actors Sign Away Voice Rights to AI
Voice actors have been waging a fierce battle with the entertainment industry over training AI to synthesize their…
Softbank CEO Who’s Invested $64 Billion in OpenAI Says It’s “Blasphemy” to Mention the AI Bubble
For years, Japanese investment group SoftBank has been all-in on the AI gold rush. In early 2025, mere…
Customers Are Ditching Companies That Force Them to Talk to an AI Agent
There’s something grating about finding out that the customer service representative on the other end of the line…
DuckDuckGo’s AI Feature Is Telling Users That Trump Died of Rabies Earlier This Month
According to DuckDuckGo’s AI search feature, US President Donald Trump passed away earlier this month from rabies. As…
Americans Increasingly Alarmed About Tech Industry’s Looming AI Bubble
From coast to coast, the people of the United States are growing resentful of AI. It’s not hard…
Government Scientists Fired by Trump Launch New Website for Sharing Climate Data
Since September of 2024, federal science agencies in the US have axed nearly 120,000 employees, in a stinging…
Experts Concerned About Plan to Destroy International Space Station
Where do you dump a football-field sized, 420 metric ton space station when it’s no longer hosting astronauts?…
Software Engineers Are Facing an Existential Crisis As They Drown In Horrendous AI Code
A lot of ink has been spilled on the programmers who got replaced by AI agents. But it…
DoorDash Delivery Robot Invades SWAT Scene, Won’t Leave as Cops Flashbang Resident
Once again, a bot has barged its way into trouble. During a SWAT response in Arizona last week,…