September 14, 2026 6:11 PM
September 14, 2026
American Medical Association Fires Back Against Paper Finding AI Is Now Outperforming Doctors
A new paper published in the Journal of the American Medical Association this month concluded, after surveying hundreds…
College Graduate Employment Is Cratering Where Data Centers Are Being Built
Will AI supercharge the economy? Will the data centers powering it bring prosperity and provide paying jobs to…
Uber Abruptly Ends Operations in Africa, Abandoning Drivers and Riders Mid-Trip
Uber drivers and their passengers across Nigeria and Uganda were shocked on Wednesday when the platform abruptly ceased…
Man Rolls Up to Police Station With Pickup Truck Full of Torn Up Flock Cameras
While most of the vandals ripping down automatic license plate readers prefer to go incognito, an Albuquerque character…
United Nations Concedes That Efforts to Arrest Climate Change Have Failed, and the Planet Is Now Spiraling Into Environmental Catastrophe
With so many climate projections and mitigation strategies eyeing far-away years like 2050, it can be tempting to…
China Installing Huge Facility That Turns Plastic Waste Into Jet Fuel
Around the world, the demand for cleaner alternatives to petroleum-based jet fuel is rising. By 2030, the European…
Toronto Blue Jays Roasted for Posting AI Slop Promoting Nestle, Claiming It’s the Work of a Human Animator
The animation industry is facing an existential threat in the form of generative AI. Entertainment execs remain adamant…
Zohran Mamdani Bans AI for NYC Public School Students Up to Eighth Grade
New York City just instituted a sweeping ban on schools using AI in the classroom through the start…
Hackers Are Selling Stolen Scans of 153 Million US and Canadian Drivers Licenses, Which Very Likely Include Yours
The digital scans of more than 153 million drivers licenses of individuals from the United States and Canada…
As the Rest of the Economy Crumbles, the Amount of Money Flooding Into Data Centers Is Simply Astounding
At this point, the AI economy is like a drunk guy who managed to mount a tiger. Though…
Tesla Driver Killed After Self-Driving Mode Stops in the Middle of a Highway
A Tesla running one of its self-driving modes was rear-ended after stopping in the middle of a Arizona…
Bosses Concerned That GTA 6 Release Will Cause Massive Drop in Productivity
When the long awaited role playing game “Fallout 4” dropped in 2015, it marked the first installation in…
Feds Investigating Wall Street Bro After His AI Hedge Fund Imploded Spectacularly
The spectacular saga around Situational Awareness isn’t over yet. The once mega-hyped AI hedge fund, founded by 24-year-old Leopold…
Even Babies Are Still Way Better at Learning Than AI Models
Compared to the lofty benchmark of human-level intelligence, AI chatbots still have a long way to go. Sure…
Nobody Wants Anthropic’s Best AI Model Anymore Now That There Are Way Cheaper Alternatives
One thing that could put a dent in the hype around Anthropic’s upcoming, multitrillion dollar IPO? People preferring…
Trump Says You’re a Rube If You Don’t Want a Data Center in Your Backyard
President Donald Trump has a message for Americans who scorn data centers: you’re making a foolish mistake. In…
The Ocean Hasn’t Been This Hot in 125,000 Years, Alarmed Researcher Suggests
Just as scientists predicted, this year’s “super” El Niño, a natural global weather pattern, is shattering all kinds…
Clueless AI CEOs Still Baffled Why Everybody’s So Mad About AI All the Time
The tech industry’s standing in the eyes of the US public has undergone a dramatic transformation over the…
Scientists Turn Plastic Waste Into Edible Cookies Because That’s the Future We Deserve
The future of food is looking a little grim. In the event we turn all arable land on…
Embattled Flock CEO Begs for “Compromise” As Backlash Spills Over
Flock Safety CEO Garrett Langley is struggling to keep his ahead above water. With the backlash against his…
Texas Governor Suddenly Turns on Data Centers as Backlash Grows
As the bipartisan hate for data centers continues to grow, Texas governor Greg Abbott is suddenly singing a…
Trump Admin Enabling the Systematic Slaughtering of Thousands of Wild Horses
Under the Trump administration, the federal government is sending wild horses straight into the meat grinder. An investigation…
Dating App Cofounder Bails After Scandal Over Using Fake AI-Generated Influencers
Derek Chadwick, the cofounder of the new gay dating app Goose, has suddenly quit the company after the…
Tech CEO’s Ridiculous Excuse Falls Apart in Court, Sentenced to Prison
A fashion tech entrepreneur has been ordered to serve time in prison after her ridiculous excuse for defrauding…