July 16, 2026 11:21 PM
July 16, 2026
Scientists Identify Most Degenerate Known ChatGPT User
AI’s promises tend to be pretty highfalutin: that you can use it as your “second brain,” to invent…
Anthropic Caught Secretly Spying on Users
Anthropic, the self-avowed moral center of the AI industry, has been caught spying on its users. As Ars…
Freak Tornado Sucks Man Out of 12-Floor Apartment
When most of us hear about freak tornadoes, we assume they’re ripping through trailer parks in Oklahoma —…
Tripadvisor’s AI Is Telling Vacationers That Gruesome Horror Grottos Are Wonderful Holiday Retreats
Planning your next getaway? You’d be wise not to trust the advice of an AI chatbot — even…
Bank of America Warns That AI Investors Are in for a Nasty Reality Check
Tech companies are running hot, with Wall Street investors sustaining multi-trillion dollar valuations despite subdued earnings. Companies heavily…
Experts Say There’s Now an Open Source AI Model as Scary as Mythos
Last month, the Trump administration forced AI company Anthropic to withdraw its most powerful Mythos 5 and Fable…
Workplaces Have Gotten So Bizarre That People Are Just Sending AI Slop Back and Forth at Each Other
If AI doesn’t drive you into a mental breakdown, then at least it’ll find a way to make…
The Hectic Modern World Is Shredding Your Little Cave Man Brain, Scientists Confirm
Our feeble simian brains simply aren’t built for the “polycrisis” of modern life, a new review of existing scholarship…
AI “Actor” Will “Star” In a New “Movie”
If you’ve been following AI’s inroads into the movie biz, you’ll already know that Tilly Norwood is the…
Zuckerberg Admits That AI Is Not Working Out the Way He Imagined
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg is struggling to keep his AI team together. As morale is hitting rock-bottom, his…
There’s an Urgent Sign of an Impending Market Collapse
For over a year now, sober-minded observers have warned that the AI bubble can’t last for much longer.…
Drivers Trapped for Hours in Hopeless Gridlock as Waymos Brick on Major Holiday
Revelers celebrating US independence day in San Francisco over the weekend were stopped in their tracks as an…
Korean Workers Vote to Go On Strike, Fearing Robots Could Replace Them
Sensing where the winds are blowing, Hyundai factory workers in South Korea have voted to go on strike…
Waymo Caught Driving Straight Into Oncoming Traffic
The hits keep coming for Waymo, whose self-driving taxi cabs are behaving like European tourists who haven’t quite…
Boeing’s Starliner Is Such a Disaster That We Don’t Even Have Words
Boeing’s Starliner, originally intended to serve as an alternative to SpaceX’s workhorse Dragon spacecraft, has been nothing short…
Scanning Your Baby’s Eyeballs Will Tell You How Their Brain Will Turn Out, Research Suggests
Who needs palm readings? New research suggests that scanning a preterm baby’s eyeballs can predict how its brain…
Light Pollution is Causing Fish to Live Miserable, Bitter Lives, Researchers Find
Nobody likes a night interrupted by blinding artificial light, least of all the fish who make their home…
AI Companies Are Learning an Ironic Lesson as the People They Pay to Improve Their Chatbots Are Just Feeding AI Slop Into Them
For tech companies racing to be the king of the AI hill, there are few things more precious…
Mark Zuckerberg Is Selflessly Building Yet Another Horrible Product Nobody Asked For
The explosive popularity of prediction markets, spearheaded by Polymarket and Kalshi, has shocked experts, who are warning of…
Airplane Crashes Into Skyscraper in China
A shocking aviation incident occurred in China when a small aircraft flew into Beijing’s tallest skyscraper on Friday,…
Ford Scrambled to Rehire Engineers After Sabotaging Itself With AI
Ford just admitted that it scrambled to rehire former employees and find new technicians after its AI systems…
Massive Data Center Cooks Nearby Residents Alive Amidst Deadly Heatwave
As Europe bakes in the throes of a deadly heatwave, residents living near the continent’s largest data center…
NASA Has a Major Problem Threatening Its Entire Moon Plans
To get SpaceX’s mammoth Starship all the way to the Moon and back with astronauts on board will…
All But Five US States Are Currently Experiencing Droughts
Only a few days into what looks to be a summer for the history books, droughts are already…