October 5, 2026 2:35 PM
October 5, 2026
New Smart Glasses Scald Users’ Heads With Horrific Temperatures
Smart glasses have been shrouded in controversy for quite some time now. They’ve earned the moniker of “pervert…
Venus May Have Devoured Its Moon, Scientists Find
Venus is often called the Earth’s “evil twin” since they’re roughly the same size, formed in the same…
Workers Are Spending An Astonishing Amount of Their Own Money On AI for Their Jobs
While a rising majority of workers in the take a negative attitude toward AI in the workplace, others…
Scientists Download Frontier AI Model Into Self-Driving Car Let It Loose
Despite many years of development and enormously complex AI systems that took monstrous amounts of money to train,…
After Putting in a Massive Order for Electric Shock Gloves, ICE Is Now Buying Robot Dogs
Earlier this year, it was widely reported that Immigration and Customs Enforcement was trying to get its hands…
Data Center Operator Slapped With $1 Million Fine for Belching Noxious Gas Into Surrounding Community
In the United States, fierce local opposition to new data center construction continues to dog developers hoping to…
Polymarket Is Being Used for Massive Money Laundering
Gambling addicts aren’t the only ones being taken for a ride by prediction markets. As gambling platforms like…
Climate Change Is Turning Prisons Full of Human Beings Into Industrial-Scale Air Fryers
Though it may not look like it, the world as we know it is in a free fall,…
Journalist Alarmed When His Waymo Barges Into Path of Presidential Motorcade
Waymo robotaxis seem to get into accidents far less often than human motorists do. (According to the company’s…
Scientists Say They’ve Found Remnants of Huge Life-Giving Continent Beneath Antarctica
In a 2022 study, scientists suggested that there could be enormous mountain ranges — on the scale of…
Harvard Scientists Detect Radio Signal Coming Directly From Planet Outside the Solar System
So far, astronomers have confirmed over 6,300 exoplanets circling a host star beyond our solar system. They range…
OpenAI Tried to Hide ChatGPT Giving Extremely Specific Advice to a School Shooter on How to Maximize Casualties. The Logs Are Horrific.
The perpetrator of the devastating mass shooting in Tumbler Ridge, Canada used ChatGPT to ideate about graphic mass…
Bumbling Cybercab Gets Trapped in Hotel Parking Lot, Drops off Passenger Right Where He Started
In Austin, a man’s attempt to be chauffeured out of his hotel in style was foiled when his…
Influencers Are Using Meta’s AI-Glasses to Film Manipulative Feel-Good Slop of People in Public
After only a few months on the market, Meta’s new AI-integrated smart glasses are already being exploited for…
Fearing No Repercussions, OpenAI Admits That Its Rogue AI Agents Performed a Bunch of Other Terrifying Actions
Earlier this year, a group of rogue OpenAI models managed to break out of containment to hack the…
How Three Brothers Built an AI Slop Empire by Buying Legitimate News Sites and Turning Them Into Zombie Content Farms That They Say Get 50 Million Page Views per Month
In September 2024, an entrepreneur named Justin Brown uploaded a YouTube video in which he argued that writers…
Space Force Chief Admits the US Is Actively Utilizing Orbital Weapons
Since the debut of Garrett P Serviss’ 1898 novel “Edison’s Conquest of Mars,” space-based warfare was relegated to…
Zuckerberg’s Pervert Glasses Have Been So Publicly Shamed That Meta’s Reportedly Now Working on a Version With No Camera
In record time, Meta’s camera-adorned smart glasses have turned from a lucrative and well-reviewed consumer product into a…
Mitch McConnell Looks Pretty Scary Now That He’s Back, and Doctors Are Worried He Could Drop Dead
Octogenarian senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) was wheeled back into the US Capitol building after spending 92 days recovering…
Economists Concerned the AI Bubble Is About to Blow
With Wall Street on pins and needles amidst a wide-ranging discussion of AI safety, we may well be…
It’s Looking Like Tesla’s Cybercab Might Actually Be Illegal to Sell
Almost immediately after Tesla unleashed its steering wheel- and pedal-free Cybercabs on the streets of Austin, Texas this…
Fear of AI Destroying Humanity Cause Certain Stocks to Skyrocket
AI is supposedly going to kill us all, but at least it’s doing wonders for the stocks for…
AI Really Is Eviscerating Entry-Level Jobs, New Data Shows
So far, the long-fear AI job-apocalypse has been little more than smoke and mirrors, with one gigantic exception:…
Data Centers Are Causing a Huge Surge in Incredibly Toxic Chemicals Polluting the World
Data centers don’t just undergird the avalanche of AI slop polluting our social media feeds — they’re spewing…