September 24, 2026 12:39 PM
September 24, 2026
Amazon’s AI-Generated Animated Series Canceled After Relentless Derision
At first, it felt a bit like Emmy-winning writer director Jorge Gutierrez had been living under a rock.…
Anthropic and DeepMind Now Actively Investigating AI Consciousness
Are AI models conscious, and if not, could they be in the near future? The possibility is far-fetched,…
All These Galaxy-Scale IPOs Are Piling on Risk of an Economic Crisis
The United States is facing what’s shaping up to be the largest series of initial public offerings in…
Film Community Aghast as Martin Scorsese Extolls AI Startup, Says He Now Uses AI for Storyboards
The film community is in meltdown after acclaimed director Martin Scorsese promoted a new AI startup called Black…
World Cup Will Be Patrolled by Security Robodogs
The Trump administration’s violent deportations and crackdown on protestors against Immigration and Customs Enforcement have set an ominous…
There’s Something Living Inside Fog, Scientists Find
There’s something living in the fog. Repeat: there’s something living in the fog. It may sound like a…
Bernie Sanders Announces Plan to Seize Half of AI Industry for the Public Good
The hype surrounding generative AI has generated astronomical amounts of value, with tech companies raising tens of billions…
Paper Claims the “Asteroid” Japan’s Probe Is Approaching Is Actually a Derelict Spacecraft
After successfully rendezvousing with near-Earth asteroid Ryugu in June 2018 and sending a sampled cache of rocks back…
Elon Musk Says He Only Got Involved in Politics Because He Couldn’t Deal With Having a Transgender Child
Dismantling the federal government. Building a “MechaHitler” AI. Waging a war on Woke. Donating nearly $300 million to…
Now You Gotta Buy a Second Computer Just for Your AI Agent, Nvidia Declares
While gamers beg for cheaper GPUs, and consumers at large yearn for affordable devices amid constant chip shortages,…
AI Billionaires Are Starting to Get Scared
As it turns out, telling the world’s workers to prepare for a dystopia rife with poverty and alienation…
Jeffrey Epstein’s Biopreserved Sperm Is Missing
Today in news we regret having to deliver: Jeffrey Epstein’s missing sperm. According to documents in the Epstein…
Novo Nordisk Furious at $49 Knockoff Ozempic Pill
Novo Nordisk conquered the world with its borderline miraculous drug semaglutide, sold as Ozempic and Wegovy. But with…
Investors Concerned AI Bubble Is Finally Popping
For quite some time now, investors have fought the suggestion that the artificial intelligence industry may be forming…
As AI Surges, Layoffs Hit Worst Moment Since 2009 During Throes of Financial Crisis
US employers announced over 108,000 layoffs across January, in the highest to start the year since the depths…
As Crash Deepens, Investors Say Bitcoin Is Headed for Zero Dollars
Mainstream cryptocurrency Bitcoin is being eviscerated this week. The token tanked to a historic low, coming eerily close…
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
Waymo has established itself as the autonomous ride-hailing service to beat, operating a fleet of several thousand self-driving…
Internet Sleuths Just Found Something About Elon Musk Getting a Massage in the Epstein Files
For a guy who keeps insisting he’s totally innocent of any accusations of wrongdoing with Jeffrey Epstein, Elon…
Bitcoin Is Crashing So Hard That Miners Are Unplugging Their Equipment
Bitcoin is crashing hard, reaching historic lows of well below the $70,000 mark. At the time of writing,…
Crypto Guys Who Bought a Huge Gold Trump Statue Now Have a Problem
When a group of crypto bros spent $300,000 commissioning a 15-foot gold statue of Donald Trump, their grift…
Tesla Stock Plummeting Since Musk Busted in Epstein Files
Late last month, new “Epstein files” from the Department of Justice revealed that Tesla CEO Elon Musk was…
Elon Laments That in Spite of His Obscene Wealth, He Still Can’t Find Happiness
At this point, there’s nothing left to say about Elon Musk that hasn’t been said a thousand times…
This Measles Outbreak at a Detention Center Perfectly Encapsulates America Right Now
For over a millennium, measles have ravaged humanity. Physicians as far back as 10th century Persia have been…
Sam Altman Is Spiraling
In 2024, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman dismissed the possibility that his company would ever have to stuff ads…