April 7, 2026 6:25 AM
April 7, 2026
Those Viral Posts About the Brave Kidnapped Dogs Escaping and Finding Their Homes Together Are Fake, You Gullible Buffoons
In Disney’s beloved 1993 family film, “Homeward Bound,” a ragtag group of two dogs and a cat embark…
There’s Something Incredibly Weird About Two Delivery Robots Crashing Through Glass Bus Shelter in Chicago Within a Few Days of Each Other
Chicagoans are ducking for cover as delivery robots turn into heat-seeking missiles for innocent glass structures. On Tuesday, another…
OpenAI Cancels Spicy “Adult Mode” Chatbot as Crisis Deepens
The walls continue to close in on OpenAI. The company recently raised an additional $10 billion in funding,…
Why Is Everyone Losing Their Minds Over This Little Old Mars Pyramid?
The pyramids in Egypt have long been a fixation for conspiracy theorists, who like to claim they were…
Scientists Cloned a Mouse, Then Cloned the Clone, Et Cetera. The Results Were Horrific
Here’s the cautionary tale you didn’t know you needed: cloning the same mouse in perpetuity will produce horrific…
Zuckerberg Suffers Pair of Bruising Courtroom Defeats in Two Days That Could Cost Him a Fortune
On Tuesday, Mark Zuckerberg’s Meta was handed a devastating loss after a New Mexico jury determined it intentionally…
Physicists Successfully Deliver First Bottle of CERN Antimatter From the Antimatter Factory
For thirty minutes on Tuesday, a team of researchers white-knuckled it across the CERN campus on the outskirts…
Surreal Footage Shows Melania Trump Walking Into White House Summit With Humanoid Robot
President Donald Trump’s State-of-the-Union speech last month was notably light on education policy. While actively dismantling the US…
Why Does Every Case of AI Hiring a Human Feel Like a Groveling Publicity Stunt?
It’s been a strange launch for RentAHuman, the job platform built for AI agents to hire human gig…
Scan Finds Presence of Nuclear Fuel in 3I/ATLAS
Deuterium, a stable and non-radioactive isotope of hydrogen that features a neutron in addition to the single proton…
Evidence Grows That Trump Is Using the War in Iran to Manipulate Markets
Just after noon on Friday, March 20th, US president Donald Trump declared victory to a group of reporters…
OpenAI Fumbled Its $1 Billion Deal With Disney
On Tuesday, news emerged that OpenAI was canning its chaotic and controversial text-to-video AI app, Sora. The app,…
The AI-Generated Tilly Norwood Just Dropped the Worst Music Video We’ve Ever Seen
Late last year, video production company Particle6 triggered near-universal backlash when it unveiled its so-called “AI actress” dubbed…
US Military Tested Havana Syndrome Weapon on Large Mammals, Whistleblowers Says
Sprawling revelations about so-called Havana Syndrome show no signs of going away. Rumors of the alleged neurological condition…
US Military Investigating Whether AI Was Involved in Bombing Elementary School in Iran
Commercial satellite imagery captured last week shows the eerie devastation following the bombing of an Iranian elementary school.…
Waymos Are a Huge Drain on Public Resources, Government Data Shows
In their 2022 book “The Road to Nowhere,” tech critic Paris Marx considered the implications of the death…
FCC Deciding Whether to Allow Startup to Launch Huge Mirror Satellite to Blast Sunlight on Cities at Nighttime
The US Federal Communication Commission is reviewing an application to launch and deploy a massive mirror satellite in…
Body Horror Robot Turns Human Into Centaur
We’ve seen plenty of robot appendages designed to decrease exertion, from futuristic exoskeletons that can allow you to…
Insiders Afraid the Government Will Nationalize the AI Industry
Depending on who you ask, AI was the financial growth story of 2025. In the first nine months…
YouTube Filling With Horrifying AI Slop for Children
In an age when more and more young children are hooked on digital devices, YouTube is bombarding them…
Top OpenAI Executive Quits in Protest
A top OpenAI executive has quit the company over its agreement with the Department of Defense that allows…
Looks Like the Economy Is Hitting a “Nightmare Scenario”
Tankers in the Strait of Hormuz have ground to a halt, cutting off much of the world from…
Xiaomi Now Using Humanoid Robots to Assemble Electric Cars
There’s a new “intern” on the assembly line, and it won’t be pausing every hour to take a…
The Supreme Court Just Dealt a Crushing Blow to “AI Artists”
Proponents of generative AI say the tech has greatly lowered the barriers of entry in the art world,…