March 18, 2026 6:13 AM
March 18, 2026
New AI Agent Logs Directly Into College Platform Canvas to Do Your Homework for You
Lazy undergrads rejoice. A new AI “homework agent” can supposedly log into your account on the learning management…
Sam Altman Fumes That It Takes Longer to Train a Human Than an AI, Plus They Eat All That Wasteful Food
AI leaders insist they’ve got humanity’s best interests in mind. If we’re to take them at their word,…
Palantir Is Stocking the Wildest Imaginable Item in Its Vending Machines
Cigarette smoking in the United States has plummeted over the decades, reaching an 80-year low in 2024. But…
A Serial Killer Used ChatGPT to Plan Murders, Police Say
An accused serial killer in South Korea used ChatGPT to help plan a string of murders, investigators alleged…
Here’s How Many Remote Operators Waymo Has Per Self-Driving Taxi
Autonomous ride-hailing services companies have built their image on the concept that their vehicles fully drive themselves. The…
Japan Opens School Staffed Entirely by Virtual Waifus
Japan’s gakushu juku industry — private, after-hours study schools — has spent decades monetizing the country’s notoriously busted…
AI Is Destroying Grocery Supply Chains
Whole Foods shelves sit empty after a data breach shut down its wholesale distributor. Meat packers working for…
Barrage of Emails From AI Politics Platform Defeats Clean Air Initiative
Late in 2023, the corporate world was abuzz with the utopian promise of AI — especially about the…
Eric Trump Pouring Funding Into “Low Cost-Per-Kill” Drone Corporation
Somewhere in the long tradition of Trump family grifting, there’s a line between “nakedly corrupt” and “genuinely mortifying.”…
Antarctica’s Gravity Hole Growing Stronger, Scientists Find
For decades, scientists have been studying intriguing “gravity holes,” which are enormous depressions in the Earth’s crust where…
Cities Are Shredding Their AI Surveillance Contracts en Masse
Since the start of 2025, at least 30 cities have canceled their contracts with Flock Safety, the AI…
AI “Filmmaker” Gets Funding, Begs For Ideas On What to Actually Make
An AI “filmmaker” was viciously mocked after begging his followers for ideas on what to make. “I will…
Crypto Guys Who Bought a Huge Gold Trump Statue Now Have a Problem
When a group of crypto bros spent $300,000 commissioning a 15-foot gold statue of Donald Trump, their grift…
Tesla Stock Plummeting Since Musk Busted in Epstein Files
Late last month, new “Epstein files” from the Department of Justice revealed that Tesla CEO Elon Musk was…
Elon Laments That in Spite of His Obscene Wealth, He Still Can’t Find Happiness
At this point, there’s nothing left to say about Elon Musk that hasn’t been said a thousand times…
This Measles Outbreak at a Detention Center Perfectly Encapsulates America Right Now
For over a millennium, measles have ravaged humanity. Physicians as far back as 10th century Persia have been…
Sam Altman Is Spiraling
In 2024, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman dismissed the possibility that his company would ever have to stuff ads…
Peloton Institutes Mass Layoffs After Pivoting to AI
During the COVID-19 pandemic, stationary bike company Peloton was the talk of the town, allowing its customers to…
Anthropic Just Sent Shockwaves Through the Entire Stock Market by Releasing a New AI Tool
Last week, Anthropic released a new AI tool for automating legal work, precipitating a mass stock market selloff…
New Site Lets AI Rent Human Bodies
The machines aren’t just coming for your jobs. Now, they want your bodies as well. That’s at least…
Uh Oh… Nvidia’s $100 Billion Deal With OpenAI Has Fallen Apart
AI chipmaker Nvidia has been at the center of the enormous AI hype wave that has gripped global…
Polymarket CEO Known for Yelling at His Employees, Attending Meetings Shirtless
Polymarket CEO Shayne Coplan’s social media went silent in the aftermath of a dawn raid on his Manhattan…
If Bitcoin Keeps Tanking, It Could Cause a “Death Spiral” for the Entire Economy
The major cryptocurrency Bitcoin has had an absolutely horrible start to the year. The digital token has plummeted…
Police in Detroit Suburb Install Hives That Can Instantly Deploy Drones to Fight Crime
Back in December, the city of Detroit unveiled an 11-foot monument to the titular character in “RoboCop” —…