Mark Zuckerberg’s Wife Has Set Strict Limits on Their 11-Year-Old Daughter’s AI Use

For as long as we can remember, Meta has been the tip of the surveillance state spear. The…

Sep 18, 2026 3 min read
The Majority of Americans Are Now Terrified of AI

The majority of Americans are harboring some apocalyptic fears about AI. According to a new Politico poll that…

Sep 18, 2026 3 min read
Cops Are Giving Complete Nonsense Reasons to Search Thousands of Flock Cameras

The cops who’re using Flock cameras to supposedly track down criminals and stalk their ex-girlfriends alike are quite…

Sep 18, 2026 3 min read
Waymo Calls Cops on Passengers With Assault Rifle

Waymo called the cops on two youths in San Francisco after catching them handling an assault rifle while…

Sep 18, 2026 2 min read
Microsoft Director Privately Admitted AI Was the “Largest Theft of Labor in Human History,” Unsealed Court Documents Show

The threat of perjury has a funny way of forcing people to say the quiet parts out loud.…

Sep 18, 2026 2 min read
SpaceX Manager Arrested for Allegedly Stabbing a Tesla Contractor Over Karaoke Performance

It’s always a good idea to carefully consider the company you keep — especially if you happen to…

Sep 18, 2026 2 min read
Bumbling Cybercab Gets Trapped in Hotel Parking Lot, Drops off Passenger Right Where He Started

In Austin, a man’s attempt to be chauffeured out of his hotel in style was foiled when his…

Sep 18, 2026 3 min read
Influencers Are Using Meta’s AI-Glasses to Film Manipulative Feel-Good Slop of People in Public

After only a few months on the market, Meta’s new AI-integrated smart glasses are already being exploited for…

Sep 18, 2026 4 min read
Fearing No Repercussions, OpenAI Admits That Its Rogue AI Agents Performed a Bunch of Other Terrifying Actions

Earlier this year, a group of rogue OpenAI models managed to break out of containment to hack the…

Sep 17, 2026 3 min read
How Three Brothers Built an AI Slop Empire by Buying Legitimate News Sites and Turning Them Into Zombie Content Farms That They Say Get 50 Million Page Views per Month

In September 2024, an entrepreneur named Justin Brown uploaded a YouTube video in which he argued that writers…

Sep 17, 2026 40 min read
Space Force Chief Admits the US Is Actively Utilizing Orbital Weapons

Since the debut of Garrett P Serviss’ 1898 novel “Edison’s Conquest of Mars,” space-based warfare was relegated to…

Sep 17, 2026 2 min read
Zuckerberg’s Pervert Glasses Have Been So Publicly Shamed That Meta’s Reportedly Now Working on a Version With No Camera

In record time, Meta’s camera-adorned smart glasses have turned from a lucrative and well-reviewed consumer product into a…

Sep 17, 2026 3 min read
Data Centers Are Sucking Up So Many Construction Workers That There Isn’t Anybody Left to Build Houses, Expert Says

Earlier this week, Bloomberg reported that pending home sales in the US had dropped to their lowest level…

Aug 23, 2026 2 min read
Amazon Delivery Drone Drops Package Directly Into Customer’s Swimming Pool

A Texas woman ran outside to witness the future of delivery services. There, hovering above her property, was…

Aug 23, 2026 3 min read
“Biblical Levels of Insider Trading”: New Prediction Market Monetizes Anything in Livestreams

A new prediction market has entered the fold, seemingly determined to give the rampant insider trading that its…

Aug 23, 2026 3 min read
Tesla Is Giving Up on Solar Roof Tiles as Elon Musk Leans Into Fossil Fuels

Elon Musk’s Tesla is giving up on its Solar Roof — the latest sign that the EV company…

Aug 22, 2026 3 min read
Horrified School District Pleads Police to Stop Using Electric Shock Torture Gloves on Students

Police in Omaha, Nebraska are catching a ton of flak after revealing that they deployed electric shock gloves…

Aug 22, 2026 3 min read
Patients Are Skipping Going to the Doctor Because AI “Receptionists” Can’t Understanding What They’re Saying

Some patients in the UK are skipping going to the doctor because their office’s AI “receptionist” can’t understand…

Aug 22, 2026 3 min read
AI-Generated Children’s Stories Contain Bizarre Patterns

AI-generated children’s books are exhibiting a weird pattern: a pronounced bias against female animal characters — which, to…

Aug 22, 2026 3 min read
Paramedics Now Rolling Up to Medical Emergencies in Flying Hovercraft

Flying cars might still be a long way off, but if you find yourself in trouble in northern…

Aug 22, 2026 2 min read
This Is Probably Not the AI-Generated Version of “The Odyssey” That Elon Musk Was Imagining

Elon Musk spent months crusading against Christopher Nolan’s “woke” adaptation of “The Odyssey” before it came out, anticipating…

Aug 22, 2026 3 min read
The Results of Middle and High School Students Using AI Are Extremely Ominous

New research gives us a grim portrait of how rampant AI usage is affecting young students’ academic performance…

Aug 22, 2026 4 min read
This Has to Be the Most Amazing Robot Death We’ve Ever Seen

Forget AI taking our jobs. We might have to start worrying about robots surpassing us in slapstick humor…

Aug 22, 2026 3 min read
Grand Jury Declines to Indict Man Caught on Camera Destroying Flock Pole

If this isn’t an indictment on America’s hatred of Flock cameras, we don’t know what is. On Wednesday,…

Aug 22, 2026 2 min read