August 27, 2026 11:26 PM
August 27, 2026
Texas Data Centers Suffer Brutal Collision With Reality
Texas is tripling down on the construction of AI data centers, at any cost. But there’s a glaring…
Elon Musk Allegedly Stiffing Contractors on Huge Bills
Being unbelievably wealthy comes with powerful perks — like getting away with being too cheap to pay people…
SpaceX Achieves Its First Moon Landing by Accidentally Crashing Into It at 5,400 Miles Per Hour, Causing Huge Explosion and 60-Foot Crater
At long last, a Moon landing for SpaceX — just not the kind it was hoping for. After…
Google’s AI Is Telling Users That Flock Cameras Are Filled With Valuable Gold and Copper
Google’s notorious AI Overview just handed would-be Flock vandals a perfect excuse to carve into the company’s controversial…
Anthropic CEO Says His Employees Are a Bunch of Untrustworthy Rats
Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei apparently can’t believe that not everyone at the company is as noble-minded as he…
BMW Suddenly Blasts Its Cars’ Internal Screens With Aggressive Advertisements
For certain BMW owners, enormous car payments aren’t the only rude reminder that they don’t actually own their…
Parents Horrified as Boomer Mawmaws Gift Children Blatant AI Slop Picture Books
Nothing escapes the sloppifying tentacles of AI. Not even precious parent-child reading time. As Wired reports, moms and…
Business World Stunned That a Restaurant Chain Is Doing Well Without Mindlessly Embracing AI
Not immediately jumping on the AI bandwagon like everyone else is? It says something that Chili’s doing this—…
Startup Unveils Underwater Living Chamber for Human Dwellers
Ever want to live underwater in a 35-by-8-foot tube? You may soon have your wish, if one UK-based…
Global Warming Is Rapidly Accelerating, New Paper Finds
It’s a well-established fact that the Earth has been warming ever since the advent of industrialization. While climate…
Flock Employee Quits In Disgust, Saying the Company Is Silencing Protestors
A former Flock employee has quit the company in disgust, saying it lied to workers about how its…
Tech Companies Are Setting Themselves on Fire to Keep Up in the AI Race
Tech companies are making record amounts of money, posting major gains in the most recent quarter compared to…
AI Is Pushing Older Employees Straight Out of the Workforce, New Report Finds
So far, the narrative of AI in the workplace has had a consistent victim: the recent college grad,…
Famous “Pick Up Artist” Reduced to Hitting on AI Girlfriend
Erik von Markovik, the notorious “pickup artist” known by his stage name Mystery, is apparently obsessed with an…
The AI Industry Has Finally Found the Perfect Customer: Bloodthirsty Terrorists
AI chatbots has been a dream come true for criminals. The tech has been a boon for scammers.…
CEO Pleads With AI Industry to Stop Charging So Much to Replace Human Labor
With each passing day without an AI labor revolution, the tech industry’s pricing scheme for AI is becoming…
Scientists Say They’ve Identified an Earth-Like Planet Right Next Door
A recently discovered exoplanet only 25 light years away resembles our own planet a lot more than once…
FanDuel Is Using Personal Messages From Sports Stars to Keep Gambling Addicts Hooked
The soaring popularity of sports betting apps and prediction markets has alarmed researchers, who’ve observed a spike in…
Taco Bells Makes Urgent Changes After Outbreak of Explosive Diarrhea
As an explosive diarrhea outbreak splatters across the country, Taco Bell is preparing for the worst. This week,…
People on X Are Getting Fooled by the Dumbest AI Slop We’ve Ever Seen
As the World Cup enters its final stages, soccer-themed AI slop is proliferating on X-formerly-Twitter. Sure, it’s no…
Elon Musk Says His Goal Is for SpaceX to Be Worth More than the Entire Earth
SpaceX CEO Elon Musk has long heavily relied on selling science fiction to investors. He wants to pollute…
China Is Catching Up With SpaceX Fast, Landing First Reusable Rocket Booster on Offshore Platform
SpaceX has radically reduced the cost of reaching space thanks to its reusable rockets, a revolutionary capability that…
“You Are a Parasite”: Elon Musk Humiliated for Criticizing Zohran Mamdani
During a speech commemorating the 250th anniversary of American independence last week, New York City mayor Zohran Mamdani…
The Logo for Donald Trump International Airport Appears to Be AI Slop
Donald Trump is now the first president to have an airport named after him while still in office.…