July 19, 2026 12:46 AM
July 19, 2026
If There Wasn’t Enough Opposition to AI Data Centers Already, Now They’re Supercharging Inflation
The shockingly unpopular drive to pepper the United States with massive AI data centers isn’t just driving up…
NASA Rover Finds “Complex Organic Matter” on Mars
After more than five years of roaming the desolate and dusty landscapes of the Martian surface, NASA’s Perseverance…
Robot Seen on Street Begging for Change
In today’s global economy, even robots are begging for help. In a now-viral stunt involving a Unitree G1,…
Peppa Pig Owner Demands Child Actors Sign Away Voice Rights to AI
Voice actors have been waging a fierce battle with the entertainment industry over training AI to synthesize their…
Softbank CEO Who’s Invested $64 Billion in OpenAI Says It’s “Blasphemy” to Mention the AI Bubble
For years, Japanese investment group SoftBank has been all-in on the AI gold rush. In early 2025, mere…
Customers Are Ditching Companies That Force Them to Talk to an AI Agent
There’s something grating about finding out that the customer service representative on the other end of the line…
DuckDuckGo’s AI Feature Is Telling Users That Trump Died of Rabies Earlier This Month
According to DuckDuckGo’s AI search feature, US President Donald Trump passed away earlier this month from rabies. As…
Americans Increasingly Alarmed About Tech Industry’s Looming AI Bubble
From coast to coast, the people of the United States are growing resentful of AI. It’s not hard…
Government Scientists Fired by Trump Launch New Website for Sharing Climate Data
Since September of 2024, federal science agencies in the US have axed nearly 120,000 employees, in a stinging…
Experts Concerned About Plan to Destroy International Space Station
Where do you dump a football-field sized, 420 metric ton space station when it’s no longer hosting astronauts?…
Software Engineers Are Facing an Existential Crisis As They Drown In Horrendous AI Code
A lot of ink has been spilled on the programmers who got replaced by AI agents. But it…
DoorDash Delivery Robot Invades SWAT Scene, Won’t Leave as Cops Flashbang Resident
Once again, a bot has barged its way into trouble. During a SWAT response in Arizona last week,…
Paper Claims the “Asteroid” Japan’s Probe Is Approaching Is Actually a Derelict Spacecraft
After successfully rendezvousing with near-Earth asteroid Ryugu in June 2018 and sending a sampled cache of rocks back…
Elon Musk Says He Only Got Involved in Politics Because He Couldn’t Deal With Having a Transgender Child
Dismantling the federal government. Building a “MechaHitler” AI. Waging a war on Woke. Donating nearly $300 million to…
Now You Gotta Buy a Second Computer Just for Your AI Agent, Nvidia Declares
While gamers beg for cheaper GPUs, and consumers at large yearn for affordable devices amid constant chip shortages,…
AI Billionaires Are Starting to Get Scared
As it turns out, telling the world’s workers to prepare for a dystopia rife with poverty and alienation…
Jeffrey Epstein’s Biopreserved Sperm Is Missing
Today in news we regret having to deliver: Jeffrey Epstein’s missing sperm. According to documents in the Epstein…
Trump Shovels $4 Billion Directly to Elon Musk, Who Spent a Fortune Getting Him Elected
Elon Musk spent just shy of $300 million supporting Donald Trump’s reelection in late 2024 — a full-throated…
Meta’s AI Support Bot Is Giving Hackers Access to Other People’s Instagram Accounts Just by Asking
In March, Mark Zuckerberg’s Meta announced a new Meta AI support assistant feature on both Facebook and Instagram,…
Dick’s Sporting Goods Launches AI Personal Trainer to Fix Your Horrible Golf Swing
These days, retailers are increasingly hitching their wagon to the AI horse: big box stores like Target have…
Sports Betting Scandals Are Tearing College Football Apart
The rise of gambling platforms like DraftKings and Polymarket has supercharged a timeless phenomenon: sports stars ruining their…
Scientists Say They’ve Cracked Mystery Behind a Dozen Strange Signals From Deep Space
Since 2022, astronomers have been tracking highly unusual bursts of radio emissions that repeat at precise intervals, ranging…
Authorities Alarmed as Mysterious Figures Emerge From Sewers
City officials were were left scratching their heads following two separate incidents involving mysterious individuals climbing in and…
Neighbors Horrified by Data Center Twice the Size of Manhattan
TV personality and businessman Kevin O’Leary is looking to construct a mammoth data center facility more than twice…