October 10, 2026 4:00 PM
October 10, 2026
Video Shows Huge Drone Descending on Unsuspecting Dog and Blasting It With Water
Is this video of a huge drone hovering over a dog and blasting it with water adorable in…
Strange Seeds Appear to Be Growing Into Massive Black Holes
For years now, scientists have been puzzled by the existence of “little red dots” first showing up in…
Google Now Asking For Users’ Video Selfies to Verify Their Identities
Smile, peruser of the internet! Your facial features are being codified by algorithms. Starting this week, Google has…
Restaurants Are Going Viral by Holding Up Handwritten Signs Pledging Not to Use AI Foodslop Posters
The allure of generative AI has turned public-facing billboards and restaurant menus into a Lovecraftian horror show. Bread…
Democrat and Republican Politicians Are Both Terrified to Go Against the AI Industry, Even Though a Huge Majority of Both Their Voting Blocs Want Them to Do Exactly That
In a new survey of over 2,000 US adults conducted days ago, Politico found that the vast majority…
The FAA Is Spending Nearly a Billion Dollars to Make AI the “Brain” of Air Traffic Control Towers, Starting This Monday
Did hiring loads of gamers not work out? The Federal Aviation Administration is now spending north of $875…
MIT Report Finds That AI Is Leading to “Cognitive Surrender” Among Students
As generative AI continues to intrude on almost every aspect of our daily lives, students are increasingly starting…
Microsoft Director Admitted in Internal Document That AI Is Creating a “Doom Loop” That Destroys the News Media by Stealing Its Content Without Providing Anything in Return, in Turn Making the AI Useless
Are unchecked AI companies destroying the news and the broader media ecosystem? We could harp on about why…
US Military Nearly Started World War III After AI Chatbot Hallucinated Nuclear Weapons Aboard a Chinese Ship
With so many talks about AI’s potential to someday wipe out mankind with some spooky bioweapon, it seems…
Crowd Cheers as RFK Jr. Says the Government Will Investigate “Chemtrails”
Just so you know where your leaders’ priorities are at, US health secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced…
Here’s Every Known Publication Owned by Brown Brothers Media, Which Buys News Sites and Turns Them Into AI-Powered Content Mills
Yesterday, Futurism published a months-long investigation into a little-known company called Brown Brothers Media — a sprawling media empire…
So Many Women Are Miscarrying in Detention Centers That ICE Has Lost Count
Immigration and Customs Enforcement facilities are horrifying for anybody, embodied by deplorable living conditions, torturous treatment, and a…
Bill Gates Announces That He Is the First Person Ever to Be Concerned About the Effects of AI
Bill Gates can’t believe that no one is worried about AI as much as he is. In a…
Your Coworkers Are Becoming “Meat Proxies” for AI
Last year, netizens coined a new term to reflect our growing disdain for AI bots slowly usurping our…
Police Are Putting Up Fake 3D-Printed Flock Cameras and Swooping In to Arrest People Who Vandalize Them
Flock Safety CEO Garrett Langley is desperately trying to stop his mass surveillance startup from turning into one…
Huge Leak Shows Microsoft Salaries That’ll Make You Jump Out the Window
A newly leaked spreadsheet has revealed just how wild salaries are at one of the most valuable companies…
Mayor Livid When Even More Police Are Arrested for Using Flock Database Inappropriately
Three more police officers have been arrested after using Automatic License Plate Readers supplied by the surveillance company…
NASA Set Up a Major Test of Its New Strategy Under Trump by Hiring a Startup to Launch a Daring Mission to Rescue a Dying Space Telescope in Orbit. The Unfortunate Result Will Have Long-Ranging Repercussions.
In 2022, billionaire entrepreneur Jared Isaacman announced that he was willing to foot the bill for a daring…
Elon Musk Just Said Something About AI That’s Literally Incomprehensible
No one expects Elon Musk to coherently speak on any topic at length these days, busy as he…
Massive Black Market for Unapproved and Potentially Dangerous Obesity Drug Alarms Doctors
As weight-loss drugs like GLP-1 receptor agonists explode in popularity, knock-offs of up-and-coming meds are hitting the streets…
Harvard Professor Warns That AI Execs Are Pushing World Toward Factory Farming of Humans
We’re racing towards a future where AI enables the “factory farming of humans,” a Harvard professor warns —…
90 Percent of Execs Say Oops, AI Didn’t Help Productivity, So Layoffs Will Continue
Companies continue to pour untold sums into adopting AI tools, in a generational industry capital allocation that has…
China Recalls Nearly Three Million Teslas Over Unsafe Door Handles
For many years now, Tesla’s retracting door handles have proven disastrous in emergencies, trapping occupants within the vehicles…
Feds Investigating Wall Street Bro After His AI Hedge Fund Imploded Spectacularly
The spectacular saga around Situational Awareness isn’t over yet. The once mega-hyped AI hedge fund, founded by 24-year-old Leopold…