July 18, 2026 8:26 PM
July 18, 2026
AI Companies Are Learning an Ironic Lesson as the People They Pay to Improve Their Chatbots Are Just Feeding AI Slop Into Them
For tech companies racing to be the king of the AI hill, there are few things more precious…
Mark Zuckerberg Is Selflessly Building Yet Another Horrible Product Nobody Asked For
The explosive popularity of prediction markets, spearheaded by Polymarket and Kalshi, has shocked experts, who are warning of…
Airplane Crashes Into Skyscraper in China
A shocking aviation incident occurred in China when a small aircraft flew into Beijing’s tallest skyscraper on Friday,…
Ford Scrambled to Rehire Engineers After Sabotaging Itself With AI
Ford just admitted that it scrambled to rehire former employees and find new technicians after its AI systems…
Massive Data Center Cooks Nearby Residents Alive Amidst Deadly Heatwave
As Europe bakes in the throes of a deadly heatwave, residents living near the continent’s largest data center…
NASA Has a Major Problem Threatening Its Entire Moon Plans
To get SpaceX’s mammoth Starship all the way to the Moon and back with astronauts on board will…
All But Five US States Are Currently Experiencing Droughts
Only a few days into what looks to be a summer for the history books, droughts are already…
If There Wasn’t Enough Opposition to AI Data Centers Already, Now They’re Supercharging Inflation
The shockingly unpopular drive to pepper the United States with massive AI data centers isn’t just driving up…
NASA Rover Finds “Complex Organic Matter” on Mars
After more than five years of roaming the desolate and dusty landscapes of the Martian surface, NASA’s Perseverance…
Robot Seen on Street Begging for Change
In today’s global economy, even robots are begging for help. In a now-viral stunt involving a Unitree G1,…
Peppa Pig Owner Demands Child Actors Sign Away Voice Rights to AI
Voice actors have been waging a fierce battle with the entertainment industry over training AI to synthesize their…
Softbank CEO Who’s Invested $64 Billion in OpenAI Says It’s “Blasphemy” to Mention the AI Bubble
For years, Japanese investment group SoftBank has been all-in on the AI gold rush. In early 2025, mere…
Basketball Fans Disgusted as ESPN Airs AI Slop Version of NBA Champion Tony Parker During the Finals
The first game of the 2026 NBA finals was everything fans could want out of playoff basketball. The…
Mayor Caught on Camera Saying the Only Voters Who Oppose Data Centers Are Disgusting Poor People
Do you oppose data centers being built in your town? Well then you’re a lowly “unkempt” rube, in…
We Are Intrigued by This Man Taking His Pet Octopus for a Walk Around His Neighborhood
Amidst the chaos of economic turmoil and AI upheaval, it’s refreshing to see a family just enjoying each…
Robot in Clown Wig Roundhouse Kicks Small Child
They may have come down in price substantially, but humanoid robots are far from hitting shelves at your…
Plans Accelerated for Human Trials of Tooth Regeneration
In 2023, Japanese pharmaceutical company Toregem Biopharma announced that it had found a new way to inhibit a…
The AI Bubble Has Become So Surreal That It’s Now Propping Up the Toilet Industry
With AI company valuations screaming into the trillions of dollars, it can be hard to find the pulse…
Bitcoin Is Taking a Nasty Swim
If you bought one single Bitcoin at the currency’s peak price in October of 2025, you’d have lost…
United Nations Issues Grave Warning About El Niño
The United Nations has officially confirmed what months of forecasts have been pointing to: there are overwhelming odds…
College Professors Say Incoming Students No Longer Understand Middle School Math and Science
As rampant AI use accelerates a crisis in education, University of California professors are pleading with leadership to…
SpaceX Is Massively Overvalued Ahead of Its IPO, Analysts Find
SpaceX is expected to go public in just over two weeks, and is looking to raise a whopping…
In Leaked Document, Microsoft Plots How to Get People “Addicted” to Its AI
Some copywriter at Microsoft is getting a real stern talking to. In an internal document obtained by 404…
State of Florida Sues OpenAI, Saying Sam Altman Showed “Utter Disregard for the Risk to Human Life”
Florida has become the first state in the union to sue ChatGPT producer OpenAI and its CEO, Sam…