August 28, 2026 4:36 AM
August 28, 2026
Poll Finds Overwhelming Majority Disgusted by Trump’s Relationship With AI Industry, Saying He’s Using the Tech to Tear Down Democracy
Even before Donald Trump was sworn in for his second stint in the White House, he was promising…
America Getting Lesson in Consequences of Trump’s War on Public Health as Rare Disease Outbreaks Ravage the Country
For a president who upholds “Make America Healthy Again” as a load-bearing narrative pillar, Donald Trump has gone…
It Appears That the US Military Accidentally Killed Everybody on Board a Civilian Medevac Flight in New Mexico
When the Federal Aviation Administration shut down air traffic to El Paso Airport earlier this year, nobody could…
Cops Mistype Username, Send Innocent Man to Prison for 18 Months
A single typo by cops led to an innocent Canadian man spending 18 months in jail. The man,…
Sam Altman’s Parenting Strategy Sounds Low Key Horrifying
Late last year, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman told “Tonight Show” host Jimmy Fallon that raising a child was…
Tesla Whistleblower Describes Wildly Dangerous Safety Lapses While Developing Full Self-Driving
For years, Tesla has faced intense public and regulatory scrutiny over the safety of its self-driving software. Now,…
Flock Surveillance Cameras Are Actually Horrible for Fighting Crime, FBI Data Shows
Since the launch of Flock Safety in 2017, the ACLU estimates the company installed some 100,000 automatic license…
OpenAI’s Escaped Models Were Allegedly Rampaging More Extensively Than Previously Reported
Last week, OpenAI claimed that a group of its AI models had broken containment, successfully hacking into the…
We Are Mildly Horrified by This AI Startup That Coerced People Into Getting Tattoos of Its Logo in Exchange for a Job Interview
The US job market is in a weird place right now. Life is clearly rough for the working…
Scientists Forced to Go on OnlyFans After Their Funding Was Cut
When you’re a scientist relying on government funding to conduct your research, and that government suddenly yoinks all…
The More People Learn About AI, the More They Want It Out of Their Lives
For a time, it appeared as if AI would find broad acceptance among the American masses. The peanut…
Columbia Economist Baffled as to Why the Masses Aren’t Rising Up Against Elon Musk
As unpopular as SpaceX and Tesla CEO Elon Musk has become in the popular eye, some say the…
Workplaces Have Gotten So Bizarre That People Are Just Sending AI Slop Back and Forth at Each Other
If AI doesn’t drive you into a mental breakdown, then at least it’ll find a way to make…
The Hectic Modern World Is Shredding Your Little Cave Man Brain, Scientists Confirm
Our feeble simian brains simply aren’t built for the “polycrisis” of modern life, a new review of existing scholarship…
AI “Actor” Will “Star” In a New “Movie”
If you’ve been following AI’s inroads into the movie biz, you’ll already know that Tilly Norwood is the…
Zuckerberg Admits That AI Is Not Working Out the Way He Imagined
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg is struggling to keep his AI team together. As morale is hitting rock-bottom, his…
There’s an Urgent Sign of an Impending Market Collapse
For over a year now, sober-minded observers have warned that the AI bubble can’t last for much longer.…
Drivers Trapped for Hours in Hopeless Gridlock as Waymos Brick on Major Holiday
Revelers celebrating US independence day in San Francisco over the weekend were stopped in their tracks as an…
Microsoft’s $7.3 Billion AI Data Center Just Caught a Nasty Lawsuit From Furious Neighbors
Earlier this year, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella proudly touted his company’s $7.3 billion Fairwater data center in Mount…
Rich People Can Afford Good Education for Their Kids. They’re Raising Them on AI Slop Anyways.
Despite having all the resources in the world to offer their offspring a high-quality education, a cohort of…
Trump Fans Confused by How Their Investments in His Crypto and Stock Are Now Worth a Tiny Fraction While He’s Getting Richer
Throughout his second stint in the Oval Office, Donald Trump has raked in over a billion dollars on…
Experts Say Mysterious Metallic Orbs Appear to Have Fallen From the Sky
Mysterious metallic orbs washed up on a secluded beach in Australia, and experts say they likely fell from…
Elon Musk Is Charging Starlink Customers Gigantic Bogus Fees Because Its Network Is Being Crushed by “High Demand”
SpaceX CEO Elon Musk maintains an extremely close relationship with Federal Communications Commission chair Brendan Carr. Under Carr’s…
Swarm of Cyborg Remote Controlled Cockroaches Gains New Power
Scientists turned a bunch of cockroaches into remote-controllable cyborgs — and then built them little scuba suits so…