October 11, 2026 10:54 PM
October 11, 2026
Bumbling Cybercab Gets Trapped in Hotel Parking Lot, Drops off Passenger Right Where He Started
In Austin, a man’s attempt to be chauffeured out of his hotel in style was foiled when his…
Influencers Are Using Meta’s AI-Glasses to Film Manipulative Feel-Good Slop of People in Public
After only a few months on the market, Meta’s new AI-integrated smart glasses are already being exploited for…
Fearing No Repercussions, OpenAI Admits That Its Rogue AI Agents Performed a Bunch of Other Terrifying Actions
Earlier this year, a group of rogue OpenAI models managed to break out of containment to hack the…
How Three Brothers Built an AI Slop Empire by Buying Legitimate News Sites and Turning Them Into Zombie Content Farms That They Say Get 50 Million Page Views per Month
In September 2024, an entrepreneur named Justin Brown uploaded a YouTube video in which he argued that writers…
Space Force Chief Admits the US Is Actively Utilizing Orbital Weapons
Since the debut of Garrett P Serviss’ 1898 novel “Edison’s Conquest of Mars,” space-based warfare was relegated to…
Zuckerberg’s Pervert Glasses Have Been So Publicly Shamed That Meta’s Reportedly Now Working on a Version With No Camera
In record time, Meta’s camera-adorned smart glasses have turned from a lucrative and well-reviewed consumer product into a…
Mitch McConnell Looks Pretty Scary Now That He’s Back, and Doctors Are Worried He Could Drop Dead
Octogenarian senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) was wheeled back into the US Capitol building after spending 92 days recovering…
Economists Concerned the AI Bubble Is About to Blow
With Wall Street on pins and needles amidst a wide-ranging discussion of AI safety, we may well be…
It’s Looking Like Tesla’s Cybercab Might Actually Be Illegal to Sell
Almost immediately after Tesla unleashed its steering wheel- and pedal-free Cybercabs on the streets of Austin, Texas this…
Fear of AI Destroying Humanity Cause Certain Stocks to Skyrocket
AI is supposedly going to kill us all, but at least it’s doing wonders for the stocks for…
AI Really Is Eviscerating Entry-Level Jobs, New Data Shows
So far, the long-fear AI job-apocalypse has been little more than smoke and mirrors, with one gigantic exception:…
Data Centers Are Causing a Huge Surge in Incredibly Toxic Chemicals Polluting the World
Data centers don’t just undergird the avalanche of AI slop polluting our social media feeds — they’re spewing…
Whistleblower Says Mark Zuckerberg Is Only Pretending to Care About Child Safety
A massive trial is underway in California, where state attorneys general are holding Meta’s feet to the fire…
Trump’s Bizarre AI Post About Bombing Americans With Diarrhea Is Turning Out to Be a Weirdly Perfect Prediction of His Presidency
You might recall that back in October of last year, president of the United States Donald Trump shared…
European Central Bank Warns That AI Crash Is Looming
While talk of an AI investment bubble usually centers around the designs of Silicon Valley and Wall Street,…
Unitree’s New Robot Can Sprint Faster Than Usain Bolt, Though the Way It Moves May Give You Nightmares About Demons
Unitree says that its new “Superman” humanoid robot can run faster than any recorded human. The Chinese robotics…
ChatGPT for Teens Is an Immediate, Dismal Failure
After years of horrendous scandals, OpenAI has seemingly admitted that ChatGPT wasn’t safe for teenage users. On Tuesday,…
Tesla Robotaxi With No Driver Spotted Smashing Through Traffic Barriers
Like a klutz on an obstacle course, a Tesla Robotaxi with no safety driver seemingly panicked after taking…
Sports Betting Site Boasts That It’s Letting Users Bet on Little League Players
If you thought the online sports betting industry was running out of controversies, think again: they’re now letting…
Flock’s Network Is Losing Value to Cops as More and More of Its Cameras Go Offline
As vandalism against its license plate-reading cameras and backlash against civic leaders who embrace them grows, Flock Safety…
Teen Boys Are Using Meta Glasses to Harass and Bully Girls at High Schools and Middle Schools
A TikTok video shows a teenage girl walking through the front doors of a large high school. It’s…
Teachers Warn That Students Are Losing the Ability to Think as They Lean on AI for Everything
Students across the country are using AI models to complete assignments and write entire essays. Some of this…
Journalist Alarmed When His Tesla Running FSD Tries to Veer Off Highway and Plunge Into a Ditch
A journalist says that his Tesla running Full Self-Driving nearly drove his car off the highway and straight…
Department of Homeland Security Seeking Humanoid Robots to Patrol Southern Border
When Donald Trump ascended to office for the second time, he promised to deploy an arsenal of high-tech…