October 14, 2026 11:50 AM
October 14, 2026
Tesla Investors Disturbed by Cybercab’s Obvious Lack of Progress
There was no livestream and the media wasn’t invited. We didn’t even see a euphoric Elon Musk embarrassing…
ChatGPT Straight Up Tries to Gaslight User After Being Confronted About Its Obviously Wrong Answer
Don’t ask an AI chatbot how many letter e’s there are in the word “seventeen.” Or do, actually,…
AI Agents Are Using an Outrageous Amount of Electricity
In the age of AI agents, it’s no longer enough to ask how much electricity a single chatbot…
Chinese Government Dismisses Tech Billionaire Calls for an AI Slowdown as “Fear-Mongering”
In a whiplash-inducing turn away from the mythical quest to build human-level artificial intelligence, Western tech billionaires like…
Amazon Has Become Pathetically Reliant on Food Stamps to Power Its Empire
After over two decades of operation, Amazon Prime has become the backbone of American commerce, more akin to…
The Winner of Elon Musk’s AI “Odyssey” Contest Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
Remember how Elon Musk vowed that his AI Grok would make an anti-woke, “historically accurate” version of the…
Anthropic Boasts It Would Be Profitable if You Ignore How Much It Costs to Develop AI
Despite being one of the world leaders in AI development, the private firm Anthropic has yet to post…
Bernie Sanders Proposes Banning Superintelligent AI and Imprisoning Developers for 20 Years
While the US appears to be further away from meaningful AI regulations than ever before, lawmakers certainly have…
Trump Throws His Weight Behind Flock Cameras
President Donald Trump continues to push the boundaries of what it means to be out-of-touch after he gave…
Trump’s Uninformed Blundering About the AI Slowdown Could Literally Threaten Humankind’s Future
Over the weekend, Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei joined Elon Musk and OpenAI CEO Sam Altman in calling for…
Amazon Deploying AI Tech That Forces Actors’ Mouths to Match Dubbed Dialogue
Amazon is catapulting us into the final boss of sub vs dub debates. On Thursday, its Prime Video…
OpenAI Faces Congressional Probe Over Swarm Hacking Incident
Earlier this week, Anthropic researcher Jacob Coxon drew major media attention after announcing he was quitting his job,…
Insane Dad Boasts About Using AI to Construct a “Truman Show” Style False Reality For His Son To Play In
Behold the final boss of tech-brained overprotective dads. Worried about his son talking to strangers on Roblox, he…
College Kids Are Using AI Agents to “Take” Entire Online Classes for Them by Logging Directly Into the Course Management Software
With the rise of agentic models, why stop at using chatbots to look up answers? Some students are…
Facebook Is Filling With Viral AI-Generated Silver Foxes Wooing Women by Ranting About How Terrible Men Are
We bring you this dispatch from the AI slop dungeon known as Facebook: fake, AI-generated podcast bros are…
Phoebe Gates Took Secret Stanford Course on Controlling Society, Used It to Recruit for Her Startup That’s Now Facing Accusations
Bill Gates’ 23-year-old daughter Phoebe Gates made headlines this week for all the wrong reasons. Damning internal Slack…
Organisms Living Inside Psychopaths Could Be Driving Bad Behavior, Scientists Claim
In bound-to-be-controversial new research, scientists claim they’ve discovered a link between the specific balance of microflora in the…
Hackers Created a Device That Can Take Over a Boeing 737 Jet’s Autopilot Without Anyone Noticing
Your fear of flying is only going to get worse once you hear what these white hat hackers…
OpenAI’s “Head of Ethics” Suddenly Leaves Company Under Mysterious Circumstances
Following a growing string of high-profile departures, OpenAI has lost its head of ethics at arguably the worst…
Driver Pulls Up Directly to Firehouse When His Tesla Inexplicably Bursts Into Flames
At this point, it’s a pretty well known fact that electric vehicles — and, at least in the…
ICE Reveals Horrific Plan to Outfit Agents With Electrocution Torture Gloves
The good guys protecting us from people who want to work and live here will continue their morally…
Bernie Sanders Issues Warning to AI CEOs
As US lawmakers continue to ponder how to regulate AI, Vermont senator Bernie Sanders (VT-D) is issuing a…
Protests Against Data Centers Are Now Threatening $130 Billion of Big Tech’s Crucial Investments
For protestors rising up against the data centers undergirding the AI boom, the math is simple: wherever they…
It Seems a Like Bill Gates’ Daughter May Be in Serious Legal Trouble
You might assume that Bill Gates’ 23-year-old daughter, Phoebe Gates, is the final boss of all nepo babies…