Elon Musk Compares His Work to Miracles Performed by Jesus Christ

Stop us if you’ve heard this one before: a formerly beloved public figure eviscerates their own reputation via…

May 19, 2026 2 min read
Students Boo and Jeer as AI Name-Reader Flops Spectacularly at College Graduation Ceremony

The president of Glendale Community College was pelted with a chorus of furious boos after an AI tool…

May 19, 2026 3 min read
Trump Caught Buying Tech Stocks and Then Pumping Their Value by Publicly Praising Them

If you’re surprised by any of the Trump family’s grifting since Donald’s return to office, you just haven’t…

May 19, 2026 3 min read
Mark Zuckerberg Used Shell Companies to Bully Native Hawaiians

Currently ranked as the sixth richest person on Earth, it should come as no surprise that Mark Zuckerberg…

May 19, 2026 3 min read
Marc Andreessen Goes Ballistic Over Video Making Fun of Him

Being a gazillionaire means you have a lot of enemies. It also means you have a lot of…

May 19, 2026 3 min read
Sports Illustrated Deletes Entire Author After Accusation of AI Plagiarism

Sports Illustrated deleted an author — and his entire archive of articles — from its website following allegations…

May 19, 2026 4 min read
If Starship Explodes Again, It Could Derail SpaceX’s Entire IPO

SpaceX has enjoyed a lot of leeway when its Starship rocket has failed or exploded because of the…

May 19, 2026 3 min read
Parents Explode in Fury at School’s Plan to Constantly Film Their Children to Train AI

A planned University of Washington study would’ve had preschool teachers wear cameras to record first-person footage of everything…

May 19, 2026 4 min read
AI CEOs Baffled by Hatred of Their Technology

A bulk of Americans really hate AI — and many AI CEOs can’t quite grasp why. There’s a serious…

May 18, 2026 3 min read
People Are Getting Plastic Surgery to Look More AI-Generated

Life imitates AI art. Plastic surgeons say that more patients are coming in and asking to look like…

May 18, 2026 3 min read
Grade Inflation Is Going Nuts as Every Student Is Basically Submitting the Same Essay

Being a straight-A student doesn’t mean what it used to. Today, widely available AI chatbots make cheating on…

May 18, 2026 3 min read
Tech Workers, Long Treated Like Aristocracy, Are Now Human Waste

Ten years ago if you had told a tech industry recruiter their days are numbered, you’d be laughed…

May 18, 2026 2 min read
Creator of “Wallace and Gromit” Says Heck, He’ll Start Using AI

Did Nick Park wake up and put on the wrong trousers this morning? In a recent interview with…

Dec 12, 2025 3 min read
AI “Companion Bots” Actually Run by Exploited Kenyans, Worker Claims

If you’re one of the 28 percent of Americans who’ve shared an intimate relationship with an AI chatbot,…

Dec 12, 2025 4 min read
Disney Strikes Huge Deal With OpenAI: Get Ready for Sora Videos of Donald Duck Cooking Meth

Famous copyright tyrant Disney is now bending over for the AI industry and signing away its precious intellectual…

Dec 12, 2025 5 min read
Mysterious Interstellar Object Now Approaching Earth

For months now, astronomers have been closely watching the mysterious interstellar object 3I/ATLAS as it rips through the…

Dec 12, 2025 3 min read
Woman Orders Waymo, Finds Man Hiding in Trunk

Waymo’s autonomous ride-hailing service is going through a lot of firsts these days. Earlier this week, a pregnant…

Dec 11, 2025 3 min read
Years After a Girl’s Death, the AIs That Killed Her Are Still Sending Notifications to Her Phone

We’ve written previously about Juliana Peralta, who was only 13 years old when her parents say an AI…

Dec 11, 2025 3 min read
Scientists Say the Time Has Arrived to Land Astronauts on Mars

The goal of sending astronauts to the surface of Mars has been a major point of contention, with…

Dec 11, 2025 4 min read
Librarians Dumbfounded as People Keep Asking for Materials That Don’t Exist

Librarians, and the books they cherish, are already fight a losing battle for our attention spans with all…

Dec 11, 2025 4 min read
Brace for Disaster as the Washington Post Launches an AI-Generated Podcast

The podcast format has largely remained the same since its inception in the early 2000s: short shows recorded…

Dec 11, 2025 3 min read
Chinese Astronauts Clamber Outside Space Station to Inspect Damaged Spacecraft

Last month, Chinese astronauts on board the country’s Tiangong space station discovered cracks in the window of their…

Dec 10, 2025 3 min read
Sam Altman Says Caring for a Baby Is Now Impossible Without ChatGPT

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman recently admitted he needs extensive assistance from his company’s AI chatbot to get through…

Dec 10, 2025 5 min read
You Will Never Guess What This Startup Is Turning Human Remains Into

Getting tired of dusting off Grandpa’s stuffy old urn? One startup has the solution for you. It’s called…

Dec 10, 2025 3 min read