Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP Meme Coin Is Either a National Disgrace or the Funniest Thing He’s Ever Done, and We’re Not Entirely Sure Which

At this point, if you’re not using personal access to political power to run billion-dollar crypto scams, you’re…

Sep 11, 2026 4 min read
Deranged Stalker Seizes Control of Woman’s Tesla Software to Terrorize Her While Driving

It’s no secret that car owners have handed an immense amount of control over their vehicles to software.…

Sep 11, 2026 3 min read
Anthropic Just Revealed That It’s Stopped Foreign Agents From Using Claude to Develop Possible Bioweapons

Anthropic says it stopped several instances of foreign scientists using its AI agents to create possible biological weapons,…

Sep 11, 2026 4 min read
OpenAI’s Supposed Mathematical Breakthrough Devolves Into Explosive Drama as Mathematician Accuses It of Stealing His Work

On Tuesday, OpenAI announced that it had found a solution for a famous unsolved problem in mathematics by…

Sep 11, 2026 4 min read
Trump’s Plan to Give Every American Adult $5,000 After the Midterm Would Add $1.3 Trillion to the National Debt

With his approval ratings in the gutter, US president Donald Trump is cooking up another cash advance for…

Sep 11, 2026 3 min read
LG TVs Caught Secretly Recording Users and Scanning Their Homes For Other Devices, Even When Disconnected From the Internet

It’s no exaggeration to say that if you own an LG smart TV, it might be spying on…

Sep 10, 2026 3 min read
Elon Musk Has Been Calling Women “Breeders” Since His First Marriage, His First Wife Says

Elon Musk is reportedly “freaking out” over a new documentary by documentarian and investigative journalist Alex Gibney. And…

Sep 10, 2026 3 min read
CNN Just Ran One of the Worst AI Puff Pieces We’ve Ever Seen in Our Lives About That “AI Actor” Tilly Norwood

Last year, a so-called “AI actress,” dubbed Tilly Norwood sparked a near-universal backlash. The algorithmic brunette’s appearance couldn’t…

Sep 10, 2026 3 min read
There’s a Huge Economic Problem With Tesla’s Cybercabs

Tesla’s flashy unveiling of its Cybercab robotaxi in 2024 left some glaring questions unanswered. The sleek, gold-colored coupé…

Sep 10, 2026 4 min read
Anthropic Is Building a Huge Surveillance System to Spy on Anti-AI Activists and Predict Their Activities

With opposition to AI continuing to grow, a top AI lab is building out a massive surveillance apparatus…

Sep 10, 2026 3 min read
Mother Horrified When Meta’s AI Scours Instagram and Facebook for Invasive Information About Her Young Daughters

Last week, a mother in Utah named Kalie Robins took to Instagram to post what she felt was…

Sep 10, 2026 6 min read
Fire Marshal Uncovers House of Horrors Lurking Inside Bitcoin-Mining Data Center

Back in August, a massive leak in El Reno, Oklahoma spewed close to four million gallons of local…

Sep 10, 2026 2 min read
Pervs Distraught as Meta Bricks Their Smart Glasses Remotely

In an affront to creeps everywhere, Meta has started remotely bricking the smart glasses of wearers who try…

Sep 7, 2026 3 min read
Dyson’s New AI Toothbrush Conducts Video Surveillance on the Inside of Your Mouth

As Americans are being hailed as folk heroes for sawing down Flock surveillance cameras across the country, British…

Sep 6, 2026 2 min read
Surveillance-Happy Police In Shambles After Trump Tariffs Makes Drones Absurdly Expensive

The surveillance state costs money, people! Well, tell that to president Trump. On Thursday, he slapped a 100…

Sep 6, 2026 3 min read
New AI Designed to Replace CEOs

A group of software engineers who say they were fired by their bosses because of AI are giving…

Sep 6, 2026 3 min read
Humanoid Robot Fights Back After Getting Shoved

While they’re seemingly still years away from completing actually useful tasks, like cleaning a messy apartment or doing…

Sep 6, 2026 2 min read
Scientists Find That 96 Percent of Delicious Tuna Is Infected With Parasitic Worms

For seafood lovers, there are few things more appealing than a simple slab of raw tuna — a…

Sep 6, 2026 2 min read
It Turns Out That Drivers Absolutely Detest Those Giant Touchscreens They Put in Cars Now

Automakers are having an increasingly difficult time convincing their customers that more in-car screens — and the often…

Sep 6, 2026 3 min read
The CDC Is Now Denying That Specific Children Died From Measles, in a Scandal Potentially Beyond Anything in Its History

After health officials in Pennsylvania found that two young children died from measles, the Centers for Disease Control…

Sep 5, 2026 4 min read
Hikers Rescued After Using Google AI to Plan Disastrous Trip

Three hikers who extensively used Google’s Gemini to plan their trip to the summit of Mount Shasta in…

Sep 5, 2026 3 min read
Melatonin Use Linked to Massively Increased Risk of Heart Failure

If you’re one of the many people chowing down on melatonin gummies to help get to sleep, you…

Sep 5, 2026 2 min read
Something Strange Just Happened With the World’s Largest Dark Matter Detector

Dark matter, the invisible substance thought to make up around 85 percent of all mass in the universe, forms…

Sep 5, 2026 4 min read
People Are Telling Their Darkest Thoughts to AI Without Realizing They Can Easily Become Public

Talking to an AI chatbot can feel like confiding in a mirror, a private exchange equivalent to brainstorming…

Sep 5, 2026 3 min read