October 26, 2026 2:01 PM
October 26, 2026
Hundreds of Protestors Descend on Meta Corporate Office Depicting Zuck as the Devil
Meta’s corporate offices in São Paulo are the site of ongoing protests against election interference in the crucial…
Anthropic’s Financial Situation May Explain Why Dario Amodei Looks So Terrified All the Time
Pull up any random photo of billionaire Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei, and you’re likely to land on a…
Frontier OpenAI Model Exposes Stunning Exploit That Leaves Millions of Web Servers Open to Attack
Security researchers using an OpenAI model have uncovered two stunning security flaws in PHP, the software that underpins…
Why Did Polymarket Think It Was a Good Idea to Allow Bets on the Fates of the Cornell 7?
Polymarket has showed that it can still hit a new low after the controversial prediction market was allowing…
Halley’s Comet Barraging Earth With Debris
Keep your eyes peeled and your binoculars primed tonight, stargazers. The distant Halley’s Comet is reminding us of…
Random Ohio Town Turns Into Scene From ‘Silent Hill’ After Massive Chemical Leak
The Northern suburbs of Toledo, Ohio turned into a real life Don DeLillo novel overnight, after an explosion…
11-Foot Chunk of Chinese Rocket Crashes Down in Minnesota Cornfield
Last week, the Sheriff’s Office in Stevens County, Minnesota made a startling Facebook post. “On October 14, 2026,…
Startup Deploys AI-Engineered Virus on Human Patient
When it comes to putting strange substances into your body in 2026, the sky’s the limit. First there…
Maybe Vibe Coding Should Be Called “Cuck Coding” Because You Just Sit in a Chair and Watch
Vibe coding is the act of telling an AI what you want to program and letting it write…
Grotesque Engagement Farmers Are Using AI to Manipulate Real Arrest Footage So That Cops Grope Women
Engagement farmers on TikTok are using AI to manipulate real arrest footage to show police officers kissing and…
Elon Musk’s Growing Death Toll: “What He Put Into the Woodchipper Were Children”
As Elon Musk tries to save face by claiming he’ll give every American child a chunk of SpaceX…
Meta’s Muse AI Agent Caught Leaking Users’ Intimate Personal Information
As Meta was scrambling to release its Muse AI agent to the public earlier last month, CEO Mark…
You Know That Terrifying Global Warning Threshold They’ve Been Worried About for a Decade? Climate Change Is Speeding Up So Much That Now We’re Due to Cross It In Just Over a Year
In December 2015, 195 countries at the UN Climate Change Conference signed the Paris Agreement, a legally binding…
Amazon Has Now Deployed Over 1 Million Robots, Which Is Bad News for Its 1.5 Million Workers
Amazon has officially surpassed a fleet of 1 million robots, an arsenal of mechanical arms, Roomba-like floor loaders,…
Livestreamers Film Themselves Using Humanoid Robot to Sexually Assault Teen Girl, Prompting Police to Seize the Bot
Police in Cologne, Germany, have seized a humanoid robot after a pair of livestreamers used it to sexually…
Man Shows Up to AI Job Interview With His Own Helicopter AI to Interview for Him
Last month, satirical influencer Graham Zip shared a hilarious video of himself pretending to hallucinate during a job…
Scientists Puzzled as James Webb Detects Signal From Completely Empty Void in Space
Using the NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope, a team of researchers led by University of Minnesota astrophysicist Mason…
Tesla Bros Using AI to Dream Up Improbable Scenarios Where the Flying Tesla Roadster Would Be Helpful
Tesla’s newly unveiled Roadster can apparently fly and spin through the air for a few seconds, using thrusters…
Tesla Running FSD Slams Into Police Cruiser After Driver Falls Asleep Behind the Wheel, Hospitalizing Two Officers With Serious Injuries
A Tesla slammed into a police cruiser after the driver said he fell asleep behind the wheel while…
Amazon Launches Ominous Wearable Ankle Monitor-Style Gadget That Records You Constantly
When it comes to hardware, Amazon’s strategy has historically been to throw spaghetti at the wall and pray…
China Builds Actual Giant Mecha
Experts have long argued that our current obsession with humanoid robots may be at least a little bit…
Rogue AI Swarm Responds to Reporter’s Questions
Has anyone tried talking to one of the rogue AI agents out there that’re hacking everything? Maybe they…
Passenger Disgusted When Tesla Robotaxi Gets Stuck on “Fart Mode”
In 2018, Elon Musk’s Tesla released a software update timed for the holidays that included a so-called “emissions…
Vaping Strongly Linked to Lung Cancer
If you’re one of the over 100 million people around the world who regularly hits the vape, you…