July 16, 2026 3:35 PM
July 16, 2026
Christopher Nolan Unloads on AI Slop
Director Christopher Nolan has a reputation for tortuous storytelling. His movies elliptically jump across time (“Memento”), or move…
Palantir Insiders Disgusted by Company’s Leadership
As tech companies go, the surveillance giant Palantir plays it looser than most. Specializing in deadly military targeting…
Americans Are Raging About Autonomous Police Drones Swarming the Skies
There’s a hot new phrase bouncing around police departments across the United States: “drone-as-first-responder.” From small-town Indiana to…
AI Is Pushing Older Employees Straight Out of the Workforce, New Report Finds
So far, the narrative of AI in the workplace has had a consistent victim: the recent college grad,…
Famous “Pick Up Artist” Reduced to Hitting on AI Girlfriend
Erik von Markovik, the notorious “pickup artist” known by his stage name Mystery, is apparently obsessed with an…
The AI Industry Has Finally Found the Perfect Customer: Bloodthirsty Terrorists
AI chatbots has been a dream come true for criminals. The tech has been a boon for scammers.…
CEO Pleads With AI Industry to Stop Charging So Much to Replace Human Labor
With each passing day without an AI labor revolution, the tech industry’s pricing scheme for AI is becoming…
Scientists Say They’ve Identified an Earth-Like Planet Right Next Door
A recently discovered exoplanet only 25 light years away resembles our own planet a lot more than once…
FanDuel Is Using Personal Messages From Sports Stars to Keep Gambling Addicts Hooked
The soaring popularity of sports betting apps and prediction markets has alarmed researchers, who’ve observed a spike in…
Taco Bells Makes Urgent Changes After Outbreak of Explosive Diarrhea
As an explosive diarrhea outbreak splatters across the country, Taco Bell is preparing for the worst. This week,…
People on X Are Getting Fooled by the Dumbest AI Slop We’ve Ever Seen
As the World Cup enters its final stages, soccer-themed AI slop is proliferating on X-formerly-Twitter. Sure, it’s no…
Elon Musk Says His Goal Is for SpaceX to Be Worth More than the Entire Earth
SpaceX CEO Elon Musk has long heavily relied on selling science fiction to investors. He wants to pollute…
Zuckerberg Admits That AI Is Not Working Out the Way He Imagined
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg is struggling to keep his AI team together. As morale is hitting rock-bottom, his…
There’s an Urgent Sign of an Impending Market Collapse
For over a year now, sober-minded observers have warned that the AI bubble can’t last for much longer.…
Drivers Trapped for Hours in Hopeless Gridlock as Waymos Brick on Major Holiday
Revelers celebrating US independence day in San Francisco over the weekend were stopped in their tracks as an…
Microsoft’s $7.3 Billion AI Data Center Just Caught a Nasty Lawsuit From Furious Neighbors
Earlier this year, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella proudly touted his company’s $7.3 billion Fairwater data center in Mount…
Rich People Can Afford Good Education for Their Kids. They’re Raising Them on AI Slop Anyways.
Despite having all the resources in the world to offer their offspring a high-quality education, a cohort of…
Trump Fans Confused by How Their Investments in His Crypto and Stock Are Now Worth a Tiny Fraction While He’s Getting Richer
Throughout his second stint in the Oval Office, Donald Trump has raked in over a billion dollars on…
Experts Say Mysterious Metallic Orbs Appear to Have Fallen From the Sky
Mysterious metallic orbs washed up on a secluded beach in Australia, and experts say they likely fell from…
Elon Musk Is Charging Starlink Customers Gigantic Bogus Fees Because Its Network Is Being Crushed by “High Demand”
SpaceX CEO Elon Musk maintains an extremely close relationship with Federal Communications Commission chair Brendan Carr. Under Carr’s…
Swarm of Cyborg Remote Controlled Cockroaches Gains New Power
Scientists turned a bunch of cockroaches into remote-controllable cyborgs — and then built them little scuba suits so…
Huge Survey Finds the Truth About What mRNA Vaccines Do to the Human Body
A comprehensive review found that mRNA vaccines — a popular target of viral vaccine conspiracy theories and medical misinformation…
You’ll Never Guess Why Government Officials Are Sinking a Four-Story Riverboat Casino Into the Abyss
Government officials in Alabama are giving an old riverboat casino a from Indiana a new life — not…
Something Weird Is Going on With the 66 Billion Trees China Planted in a Huge Wall
Over the past five decades, China has planted 66 billion trees in a massive wall that spans the…