September 14, 2026 1:31 PM
September 14, 2026
Man Announces That He Has Synthesized a New Schizophrenia Treatment in His Garage, Based on a Formula Devised by ChatGPT
These days, large language models are pushing the line between schizophrenic break and reality closer than ever before.…
Tesla’s Glitchy Cybercab Accidentally Lets Passengers Access Controls to Manually Drive the Car Using Virtual Joystick on In-Vehicle Screen
One of the selling points of Tesla’s much-hyped Cybercab — its purpose-built robotaxi — is that it doesn’t…
Numerous Deaths Reported at Burning Man
Burning Man, the week-long festival that takes place in the middle of the Nevada desert and draws many…
Top NFL Receiver Insists There’s “Another Civilization” Living Deep Under Antarctica
After an ego-bruising stint with the New York Jets, it seems like seasoned quarterback and chief NFL conspiracy…
Wait, Did Zuckerberg Just Steal Muse the Band’s Instagram Handle For His New AI?
Muse, the popular English rock band that’s been selling out arenas for decades, is no longer @muse on…
Anthropic Was Meant to Be the More Responsible AI Lab. A Terrified Researcher Just Quit, Saying the Company Is Threatening the Survival of Humankind.
AI researchers are watching in terror as the product of their hard labor has started to take a…
Facebook Is Hosting Huge Numbers of Horrifying AI-Generated Videos of Violent Child Abuse, and Meta Is Barely Even Pretending to Care About Taking Them Down
Content warning: this story contains descriptions of disturbing AI-generated videos that depict violent child abuse. As Meta has…
Dozens of Humanoid Robots Gather for a Protest, Marching and Waving Signs
As sordid tales of AI layoffs and automation grip the news cycle, one group is fighting fire with…
Bizarre Glitch Causes Delivery Robots to Swarm Busy City Sidewalk
The companies ushering in food delivery robots aren’t buying themselves much goodwill in the Windy City. In the…
AI School Hooking Children Up to Heart Monitor in Front of Class While Playing Critiques of Their Work
Schools across the world are experimenting with AI tools, usually to the dismay of unsuspecting parents. But one…
Elon Musk Seems Legitimately Shaken Over This New Documentary
It’s no secret that Elon Musk is hiding plenty of skeletons in his closet. The mercurial billionaire has…
Fashion Founder Emily Oberg Says She Tried Using AI for Photo Shoots, and It Was a Failure Because It Will “Never Possess Good Taste” Like Humans Do
Can AI have good taste? Fashion founder and tastemaker Emily Oberg says no. In a post on her…
Toronto Blue Jays Roasted for Posting AI Slop Promoting Nestle, Claiming It’s the Work of a Human Animator
The animation industry is facing an existential threat in the form of generative AI. Entertainment execs remain adamant…
Zohran Mamdani Bans AI for NYC Public School Students Up to Eighth Grade
New York City just instituted a sweeping ban on schools using AI in the classroom through the start…
Hackers Are Selling Stolen Scans of 153 Million US and Canadian Drivers Licenses, Which Very Likely Include Yours
The digital scans of more than 153 million drivers licenses of individuals from the United States and Canada…
As the Rest of the Economy Crumbles, the Amount of Money Flooding Into Data Centers Is Simply Astounding
At this point, the AI economy is like a drunk guy who managed to mount a tiger. Though…
Tesla Driver Killed After Self-Driving Mode Stops in the Middle of a Highway
A Tesla running one of its self-driving modes was rear-ended after stopping in the middle of a Arizona…
Bosses Concerned That GTA 6 Release Will Cause Massive Drop in Productivity
When the long awaited role playing game “Fallout 4” dropped in 2015, it marked the first installation in…
“Nightmare”: Children’s Petting Zoo Horrified to Realize Its Adorable Animals Are Carrying Rabies
A traveling petting zoo has become the center of a mini health crisis in North Carolina. After recently…
Kalshi Just Issued Its First-Ever Lifetime Ban to the Funniest Person You Can Possibly Imagine
Former Republican congressman and ironic meme icon George Santos was just banned from Kalshi — for life. It’s…
An Entire Forested Island Appeared and Disappeared So Inexplicably That Officials Thought It Was AI
In a lake in northern British Columbia, an island suddenly appeared, almost out of thin air, thickly covered…
Anthropic Deliberately Trained an Extremely Misaligned, Reward-Seeking AI and It Did Some REALLY Bad Things
Earlier this year, Anthropic’s Mythos AI model made headlines when it was caught infiltrating third party systems, a…
Burning Man Has a Meta AI Glasses Problem
There’s a burning question on the minds of those about to attend one of the world’s most iconic…
Google’s AI Mode Is Ripping Shoppers Off With Vastly Higher Prices, Study Claims
Last month, Google updated its home page to replace its iconic “Search” button with various AI features. The…