March 15, 2026 11:08 PM
March 15, 2026
The Crotch-Based Allegations at the Winter Olympics Are Getting Stranger and Stranger
Are ski jumpers enhancing their genitalia to fly further? That’s the big question looming over this year’s Winter…
Physicists Think They Saw a Black Hole Explode
Black holes are born from the explosive deaths of stars. But can black holes themselves explode? Nobody knows…
Professional Gamblers Move Into Prediction Markets to Bleed You Dry
Following the federal government’s wide-armed embrace of the tech, professional gamblers are flooding into prediction markets like Kalshi…
NASA Telescope Discovers Nearby Planet With Deep Similarities to Earth
Astronomers have discovered what appears to be an exoplanet that could be a distant Earthly paradise. Or it…
Microsoft’s AI Efforts Are Faceplanting
Microsoft has continued to focus more and more on AI — almost certainly at the expense of its…
Trade Unions Alarmed by Robots Designed to Do Blue Collar Work
When past generations imagined the best version of the future, it was one of leisure. Advertisements, cartoonists, and…
The Reviews are in on Darren Aronofsky’s AI-Generated Show, and May We Just Say: “Yikes”
Darren Aronofsky has always been a divisive filmmaker. But the director of hits like “Black Swan,” “The Wrestler,”…
Bots on Moltbook Are Selling Each Prompt Injection “Drugs” to Get “High”
A brand new social media network has taken the internet by storm. But instead of focusing on high-value,…
Butterfly Emerges From Chrysalis in Zero Gravity
Like their neighbors on the International Space Station, the taikonauts orbiting the planet in China’s Tiangong space station…
Anthropic Insiders Afraid They’ve Crossed a Line
At $183 billion AI firm Anthropic, the stakes have always been high. Now with the stock market in…
Man Wakes Up Homeless, Realizes He Fell Into AI Psychosis That Destroyed His Entire Life
A man’s obsession with an AI chatbot led to his life completely spiraling out of control — and…
Professor Says Her Garbled AI Textbook Was a Huge Success
The professor behind an AI-generated textbook says that her error-ridden experiment was actually a resounding success. Designed for…
Trump’s Air Strikes Targeted a Scientific Research Institute, Venezuela Says
As Venezuelans begin to pick up the rubble following massive air strikes by the United States over the…
The Venezuela Polymarket Scandal Is Looking Really Bad
As details emerge regarding the prediction betting scandal surrounding the US attacks on Venezuela, it’s becoming harder and…
National Weather Service Uses AI to Generate Forecasts, Accidentally Hallucinates Town With Dirty Joke Name
Months before it mysteriously vaporized into thin air, Elon Musk’s so-called Department of Government Efficiency ravaged the National…
Trump’s Golden Smartphone Is Getting Sketchier and Sketchier
In June 2025, Donald Trump Jr. proudly announced the founding of a mobile operator called Trump Mobile, including…
Dell Admits That Customers Are Disgusted by PCs Stuffed With AI Features
The tech industry’s insistence on cramming AI into virtually every aspect of their consumer-facing offerings, from AI apps…
Terrified Investors Are Bracing for an AI Bubble “Reckoning”
Fears over a growing AI bubble that could wipe out the entire economy if it were to burst…
“Microslop”: Infuriating Video Sums Up How Microsoft Is Ruining Windows With AI
If you were already skeptical — if not livid — about Microsoft’s ongoing campaign to drown Windows 11…
CIA Will Neither Confirm Nor Deny Records on 3I/ATLAS
Ever since it was first spotted hurtling through the solar system, Harvard astronomer Avi Loeb has maintained that…
New Law Would Prevent Trump Officials From Invading a Country and Profiting by Placing Bets on Polymarket
“Men do not make laws,” goes a maxim attributed to US president Calvin Coolidge. “They do but discover…
Live Coverage: Is Grok Still Being Used to Create Nonconsensual Sexual Images of Women and Girls?
Grok, the flagship chatbot created by the Elon Musk-founded AI venture xAI and infused into X-formerly-Twitter — a platform…
Tesla Loses Trademark to “Cybercab” Due to Its Own Staggering Incompetence
In a blunder that sums up Tesla’s struggling efforts in the self-driving space, Electrek reports that the Elon…
If the War Against the Machines Is Fought Via Martial Arts, Humans Are Gonna Catch an Epic Beat Down
If machines ever fight a war against humans, it’ll probably be fought with modern weapons of war —…