August 29, 2026 10:15 PM
August 29, 2026
Striking Workers Bring Car Factory to a Screeching Halt Over Humanoid Robots
From the factories of Detroit to the postal warehouses in Shenzhen, a new kind of worker is clocking…
Top Meta Exec Describes Controversial Facial Recognition Feature in Detail After the Company Claimed It Didn’t Exist
Meta executives claimed that a controversial facial recognition feature didn’t “exist.” Fast forward a few weeks later, and…
Family Horrified When They’re Forced to Sell Their Beloved Home to Make Way for AI Data Centers
Like a tornado descending from the heavens, data centers are tearing through homes across the US, roaring like…
AI-Pilled Tech CEO Convinced He Has the Perfect Solution for Online Dating, Announces Harebrained App Idea
Look, dating in the 2020s sucks. The apps are bad, people are rude, and the etiquette of it…
SpaceX Eager to Support the Pentagon’s Lethal AI Models
After years of being engaged, it looks like SpaceX and the Pentagon are finally ready to send out…
Trump Decimated a Satellite Program That Would’ve Vastly Improved Wildfire Smoke Monitoring
When Donald Trump, Elon Musk and the DOGE boys started snipping wires across DC, they took out critical…
Brutal Humanoid Robot Cage Match Stops Abruptly When One of the Robot’s Heads Pops Off
You might wince at the professional spectacle of two humans beating each other to a pulp. But when…
Hackers Expose How AI Music App Suno Stole Decades Worth of Copyrighted Music
A hack revealed in detail how AI music generating app Suno scraped millions of songs, likely including copyrighted…
AI Bubble Fears Are Starting to Spill Over
Yet another domino appears to be falling as part of the Ruth Goldberg machine that will eventually pop…
A Chinese AI Model Just Shot to Number One on the Charts, Sending Shockwaves Through the American Tech Industry
While Wall Street was fast asleep, a Chinese-made large language model quietly leapfrogged 16 other models to become…
SpaceX’s Shares Tank After Starship Fails to Launch
SpaceX was forced to scrub the 13th test flight of its hulking Starship spacecraft Thursday evening. A computer…
Let’s Be Real, The Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak Is Trump’s Fault, Not Taco Bell’s
On Thursday, the New York Times reported that the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention had linked the…
Ebola Expert Fears Outbreak Is Heading Into “Nightmare Scenario”
The third-largest Ebola outbreak ever recorded is currently ripping through the Democratic Republic of Congo, with over 1,000…
While Google’s CEO Pumps Up AI, Its Actual Employees Are Disgusted by It
Not even Google’s own workforce seems all that enthusiastic about AI. Internal messages obtained by 404 Media show…
Data Centers Have Become Shockingly Unpopular, Poll Finds
A silent war is playing out across rural America. Residents are packing themselves into local county meetings in…
People Are Not Happy About Google’s Plan to Release Millions of Bioengineered Mosquitoes Into the Wild
One of the wealthiest corporations in the world is seeking government permission to release 32 million mosquitoes throughout…
Basketball Fans Disgusted as ESPN Airs AI Slop Version of NBA Champion Tony Parker During the Finals
The first game of the 2026 NBA finals was everything fans could want out of playoff basketball. The…
Mayor Caught on Camera Saying the Only Voters Who Oppose Data Centers Are Disgusting Poor People
Do you oppose data centers being built in your town? Well then you’re a lowly “unkempt” rube, in…
We Are Intrigued by This Man Taking His Pet Octopus for a Walk Around His Neighborhood
Amidst the chaos of economic turmoil and AI upheaval, it’s refreshing to see a family just enjoying each…
Robot in Clown Wig Roundhouse Kicks Small Child
They may have come down in price substantially, but humanoid robots are far from hitting shelves at your…
Plans Accelerated for Human Trials of Tooth Regeneration
In 2023, Japanese pharmaceutical company Toregem Biopharma announced that it had found a new way to inhibit a…
The AI Bubble Has Become So Surreal That It’s Now Propping Up the Toilet Industry
With AI company valuations screaming into the trillions of dollars, it can be hard to find the pulse…
Bitcoin Is Taking a Nasty Swim
If you bought one single Bitcoin at the currency’s peak price in October of 2025, you’d have lost…
United Nations Issues Grave Warning About El Niño
The United Nations has officially confirmed what months of forecasts have been pointing to: there are overwhelming odds…