July 23, 2026 9:20 AM
July 23, 2026
New York Accuses Company of Smuggling Injectable Substance Made From Cadavers
The extracted flesh of the dead being used to fulfill the youth-chasing vanities of the living? That’s the…
Palantir, World’s Weepiest Eye of Sauron, Sues Mayor of London After Losing a Contract
Palantir, the multi-billion dollar AI surveillance company, has been dealt a major blow after London mayor Sadiq Khan…
Solar Just Produced More Electricity Than Coal for the First Time in the History of the United States
Last week, the Trump administration announced that it was pumping $700 million of federal funding into the US…
Trump Moves to Deeply Censor the Entire Internet
The White House and Congress are working on a deal to clamp down on what US citizens are…
Google DeepMind Partner Posts Video of Fake Humanoid Robot
Bot What It Seems In August 2021, Elon Musk’s Tesla held a flashy event announcing its plans to…
Humanoid Robot Kicks Soccer Ball So Hard It Smashes Hole in Wall
Who’s the World Cup favorite? Spain, obviously. But the other nations might stand a chance if FIFA let…
Scientists Discover Fearsome Wind That Destroys Entire Galaxies
Powerful winds capable of destroying entire galaxies could explain why the early universe is littered with “dead” realms…
Deodorant Strictly Forbidden at Intel’s AI Chip Facility
The inside of a facility where AI chips are made is extraordinarily sensitive. Fabrication plants are filled with…
Innocent Man Freed After Spending Over 50 Days in Jail Due to Horribly Inaccurate AI Facial Recognition Tech
Department of Injustice Jalil Richardson of North Carolina is free after spending over 50 days in jail after…
California Primed for Apocalyptic Earthquake, Geological Research Finds
No Fault of Our Own Southern California is home to two major fault lines, the San Andreas and…
Scientists Have Detected Something Deeply Alarming at the Bottom of the Ocean
Mysteries of the Deep Something is stirring in the waters off the coast of Greenland, and it isn’t…
College Students Are Rapidly Losing the Ability to Read
Generation Brain Rot Here’s the latest harrowing dispatch from the frontlines of education, as yet another higher education…
Users Furious as Reddit Intentionally Breaks Its Mobile Website, Demanding Users Download Its App Instead
Update: annoyed Reddit users have figured out a way to get rid of the irritating popup — for…
OpenAI Just Published an Absolutely Bizarre Blog Post
Yesterday, OpenAI published a balmy blog post on its “commitment to community safety.” Taking a reassuring tone, the…
Startup Says It Can Read Your Brain Signals Using a Pair of Headphones
Whether they’re harvesting your data or serving you ads, consumer electronics brands have always wanted to get inside…
Head of NASA Calls for Pluto to Be Made a Planet Again
NASA administrator Jared Isaacman is necroposting about an age-old debate in astronomy that was considered officially settled two…
AI Spy Cameras Suddenly Blanketing America
There’s a specter haunting the United States. Americans may not have noticed it, but it’s sure noticed them:…
Uninstalls of ChatGPT Are Spiking at the Worst Time Imaginable for OpenAI
Earlier this week, the Wall Street Journal reported that ChatGPT maker OpenAI had missed its internal targets of…
Another Military UFO Guy Just Died
Last week, the FBI announced it was investigating the deaths and mysterious disappearances of at least ten scientists…
Man Trapped in Dystopian Nightmare Thanks to AI Surveillance Cameras Flagging His Every Move
A man in Colorado might not have done anything wrong, but that hasn’t stopped the AI surveillance state…
Dark Cloud Gathers as Bill Comes Due for AI Industry
AI companies have swept customers onto the bandwagon by offering cheap and even free access to their AI…
John Oliver Just Took the AI Industry Behind a Shed and Beat It With a Pipe Wrench
John Oliver just did what he did best: demolished a harmful industry piece by piece. On the latest…
OpenAI Hit With Barrage of Lawsuits Over Failure to Report School Shooter Before Massacre
Seven families — the first wave of dozens, lawyers say — are suing OpenAI, alleging that the company failed to…
Police Are Using AI Camera Networks to Stalk Women
Police officers across the US are using automated license plate readers (ALPRs) to stalk personal romantic interests. According…