July 23, 2026 10:18 PM
July 23, 2026
Nike’s AI-Inspired World Cup Jerseys Are So Messed Up That They’re Turning Into a Scandal
From price gouging fans on ticket prices to FIFA’s infamously corrupt leadership handing president Donald Trump a ludicrous…
Extremely Unflattering Statue of Elon Musk Appears in Times Square, Complete With Horrifying Slogan
SpaceX’s IPO this week made founder Elon Musk the world’s first trillionaire, a sobering milestone highlighting unprecedented levels…
Temperatures Soaring So High That Trump’s UFC Fighters May Just Collapse in the Heat
Donald Trump has gone all-in on a massive fight night to ring in the semiquincentennial of the United…
The More Data We See About SpaceX’s IPO, the More We’re Wincing
Last Call for the Hype Train Elon Musk’s SpaceX is set to imminently go public at a valuation…
Bill Gates Offers Bizarre Excuse About Epstein
In 2011 — three years after Jeffrey Epstein plead guilty to charges of soliciting prostitution of a minor…
Teardown of Trump Phone Reveals Incredibly Embarrassing Secret
Ever since it was announced, tech journalists wondered whether president Donald Trump’s “Trump Mobile” smartphone would ever see…
These Logs of ChatGPT Allegedly Driving a Suicidal Woman to Her Death Are Deeply Disturbing
OpenAI is facing yet another lawsuit over a user’s death by suicide. The latest lawsuit, filed today in…
Furious Judge Cancels Entire Trial After Finding Out Lawyers on Both Sides Used AI
Lawyers just can’t stop being caught using AI chatbots, polluting their filings with hallucinated citations that infuriate judges…
Anthropic Was So Concerned About Its New Mythos-Based Model’s Power That It Lobotomized Its Ability to Improve Itself
Earlier this year, Anthropic refused to release its Mythos AI model to the public, saying it was simply…
OpenAI Execs Are Panicking
An AI price war is brewing. Corporations are reeling after finding that the cost to access powerful AI…
New York Accuses Company of Smuggling Injectable Substance Made From Cadavers
The extracted flesh of the dead being used to fulfill the youth-chasing vanities of the living? That’s the…
Palantir, World’s Weepiest Eye of Sauron, Sues Mayor of London After Losing a Contract
Palantir, the multi-billion dollar AI surveillance company, has been dealt a major blow after London mayor Sadiq Khan…
Wild Video Shows Ukrainian Troops Evacuate Babushka With a Military Robot
One granny has been safely plucked from the frontlines of the Russo-Ukrainian war by the unlikeliest of heroes:…
AV Companies Might be in Trouble Now As Cops Start Ticketing Driverless Cars
Autonomous vehicles have an accountability problem. Because there’s no driver, there’s nobody to hold liable when the car…
Toilet Maker Spikes in Value as It Flushes Money Into AI
Last month, failing tech bro shoe company Allbirds made the baffling announcement that it was pivoting to AI…
Japanese Airport Trialing Humanoid Robots as Baggage Handlers
The future is truly upon us — because the next time your check-in luggage gets battered, you could…
New England Journal of Medicine Retracts Paper Because Photo of Patient’s Insides Was Garbled by AI
Medical journals are being flooded with shoddy AI-generated work, a growing threat to the scientific community that could…
Eric Trump’s Crypto Company Is Falling Into Total Disaster
President Donald Trump and his spawn have reaped billions of dollars worth of crypto during his second term…
An Out of Control SpaceX Rocket Is Going to Smash Into Moon, Astronomer Says
One of Elon Musk’s spacecraft will finally reach the lunar surface — but probably not in the way…
Gen Z Is Turning Against AI in an Incredible Way
For years now, tech leaders have warned that AI will usher in a technological revolution on an unprecedented…
Elon Musk Just Got Badly Humiliated in Court
Elon Musk helped birth OpenAI in 2015, a world-changing AI non-profit which he lavished with tens of millions…
Amazon’s New AI-Generated “Podcasts” Shilling Every Imaginable Products Are Already Backfiring Spectacularly
Companies keep forcing AI features to do things that no one ever thought they needed, or indeed ever…
OpenAI Strangely Concerned About Goblins
OpenAI is forbidding its latest AI model from discussing an unlikely topic: goblins. As Wired reports, the company’s…
If You Bet on Polymarket, This New Study May Cause You Physical Pain
In traditional gambling halls, it’s common knowledge that the house always wins. On newly popular prediction markets like…