August 29, 2026 10:10 PM
August 29, 2026
Short Sellers Are Having a Field Day Betting Against SpaceX as Shares Continue to Slip
SpaceX bears are smelling blood in the water. As its stock languishes below its IPO price — at…
Terrified Tech Execs Are Traveling With Armed Bodyguards as AI Backlash Grows
Public backlash to AI is intensifying — and transforming into real-world attempts at physical violence. Industry leaders are fearing…
Elon Musk’s AI Startup Is a Complete Disaster Behind the Scenes
Elon Musk’s AI startup, xAI, is in turmoil behind the scenes. The company is constantly playing catch-up with…
SoftBank CEO Says You’re Too Stupid to Understand What’s Going on If You Believe the AI Bubble Is Real
With hundreds of billions of dollars still flowing into the tech industry, it’s becoming harder and harder to…
In Case You Still Think Insider Trading on Prediction Markets Isn’t Real, Trump’s Teleprompter Guy Just Got Busted for Getting Rich on Betting What He Would Say
Insider trading has long run rampant on prediction markets like Kalshi and Polymarket. We’ve seen shady accounts profit…
Robotaxis Are Turning Passengers Into Horrible and Entitled Menaces to Society
Robotaxis are multiplying across the US, and as they do, a not-so-flattering pattern is riding shotgun. Not only…
Redditors Are Celebrating the Cutting Down of Flock Surveillance Towers With Based Memes
The United States is having something of a national referendum on mass surveillance as of late. Embodied most…
Prices Already Spiking at Trump’s Mysterious Gas Stations That Promised Cheap Fuel
Liberty-loving patriots who got themselves amped up about president Trump’s new gas stations are in for a rude…
Evidence Grows That Taco Bell Infected Massive Number of Customers With Explosive Diarrhea
Apocryphal tales of its meals causing the runs have plagued Taco Bell since time immemorial. But this latest…
Sixteen Nobel-Winning Economists Warn That Major AI Job Losses Are Coming
Over 200 economists, researchers and industry executives, including sixteen Nobel Prize winners, signed an urgent letter warning that AI could…
OpenAI Strikes Bold Deal With Kalshi to Mix Together the Most Hated Technologies in Existence: AI and Prediction Markets
Is it not enough to simply watch the beautiful game, unadorned? These days you might use an AI…
Health Care Workers Furious as NYC Replaces Nurses With AI
Twelve nurses in New York City were laid off on Sunday and replaced with AI software, according to…
Elon Musk Says He Only Got Involved in Politics Because He Couldn’t Deal With Having a Transgender Child
Dismantling the federal government. Building a “MechaHitler” AI. Waging a war on Woke. Donating nearly $300 million to…
Now You Gotta Buy a Second Computer Just for Your AI Agent, Nvidia Declares
While gamers beg for cheaper GPUs, and consumers at large yearn for affordable devices amid constant chip shortages,…
AI Billionaires Are Starting to Get Scared
As it turns out, telling the world’s workers to prepare for a dystopia rife with poverty and alienation…
Jeffrey Epstein’s Biopreserved Sperm Is Missing
Today in news we regret having to deliver: Jeffrey Epstein’s missing sperm. According to documents in the Epstein…
Trump Shovels $4 Billion Directly to Elon Musk, Who Spent a Fortune Getting Him Elected
Elon Musk spent just shy of $300 million supporting Donald Trump’s reelection in late 2024 — a full-throated…
Meta’s AI Support Bot Is Giving Hackers Access to Other People’s Instagram Accounts Just by Asking
In March, Mark Zuckerberg’s Meta announced a new Meta AI support assistant feature on both Facebook and Instagram,…
Dick’s Sporting Goods Launches AI Personal Trainer to Fix Your Horrible Golf Swing
These days, retailers are increasingly hitching their wagon to the AI horse: big box stores like Target have…
Sports Betting Scandals Are Tearing College Football Apart
The rise of gambling platforms like DraftKings and Polymarket has supercharged a timeless phenomenon: sports stars ruining their…
Scientists Say They’ve Cracked Mystery Behind a Dozen Strange Signals From Deep Space
Since 2022, astronomers have been tracking highly unusual bursts of radio emissions that repeat at precise intervals, ranging…
Authorities Alarmed as Mysterious Figures Emerge From Sewers
City officials were were left scratching their heads following two separate incidents involving mysterious individuals climbing in and…
Neighbors Horrified by Data Center Twice the Size of Manhattan
TV personality and businessman Kevin O’Leary is looking to construct a mammoth data center facility more than twice…
Major Teachers Union Pleads With Elementary Schools to Stop Giving Young Kids AI
Angry parents aren’t the only ones railing against the proliferation of AI in schools. The American Federation of…