July 23, 2026 1:08 AM
July 23, 2026
Basketball Fans Disgusted as ESPN Airs AI Slop Version of NBA Champion Tony Parker During the Finals
The first game of the 2026 NBA finals was everything fans could want out of playoff basketball. The…
Mayor Caught on Camera Saying the Only Voters Who Oppose Data Centers Are Disgusting Poor People
Do you oppose data centers being built in your town? Well then you’re a lowly “unkempt” rube, in…
We Are Intrigued by This Man Taking His Pet Octopus for a Walk Around His Neighborhood
Amidst the chaos of economic turmoil and AI upheaval, it’s refreshing to see a family just enjoying each…
Robot in Clown Wig Roundhouse Kicks Small Child
They may have come down in price substantially, but humanoid robots are far from hitting shelves at your…
Plans Accelerated for Human Trials of Tooth Regeneration
In 2023, Japanese pharmaceutical company Toregem Biopharma announced that it had found a new way to inhibit a…
The AI Bubble Has Become So Surreal That It’s Now Propping Up the Toilet Industry
With AI company valuations screaming into the trillions of dollars, it can be hard to find the pulse…
Bitcoin Is Taking a Nasty Swim
If you bought one single Bitcoin at the currency’s peak price in October of 2025, you’d have lost…
United Nations Issues Grave Warning About El Niño
The United Nations has officially confirmed what months of forecasts have been pointing to: there are overwhelming odds…
College Professors Say Incoming Students No Longer Understand Middle School Math and Science
As rampant AI use accelerates a crisis in education, University of California professors are pleading with leadership to…
SpaceX Is Massively Overvalued Ahead of Its IPO, Analysts Find
SpaceX is expected to go public in just over two weeks, and is looking to raise a whopping…
In Leaked Document, Microsoft Plots How to Get People “Addicted” to Its AI
Some copywriter at Microsoft is getting a real stern talking to. In an internal document obtained by 404…
State of Florida Sues OpenAI, Saying Sam Altman Showed “Utter Disregard for the Risk to Human Life”
Florida has become the first state in the union to sue ChatGPT producer OpenAI and its CEO, Sam…
Clavicular Says He’s Quitting Drugs, Meaning He Can’t IRL Stream Anymore Because He’s Unable to Mog Sober
Braden “Clavicular” Peters was rushed to the hospital earlier this week after suffering a suspected drug overdose. A…
Fury Erupts as Val Kilmer’s Estate Announces Starring Role in AI Film Made From Beyond the Grave
Hollywood actors have been ringing the alarm bells over an industry that’s seemingly hellbent on replacing them with…
Allbirds Stock Now Crashing as Reality Sets in About Its Delusional AI Pivot
Tech bro sneaker company Allbirds made a huge splash yesterday when it announced a baffling pivot to AI…
NAACP Sues Elon Over His Noxious AI Data Center
Elon Musk may have yet another day in court, at least if the NAACP has anything to say…
More Than Half of Men Aged 18 to 49 Have Already Fallen Into Online Sports Betting
Sports betting has seen a massive surge in popularity since a 2018 Supreme Court decision struck down a…
Top Security Experts Alarmed by Power of Anthropic’s New Hacker AI
In November, Anthropic revealed that a Chinese state-sponsored hacking group had exploited its Claude AI’s agentic capabilities to…
Teens Alarmed at What AI Is Doing to Their Minds
There’s a strange dynamic emerging around artificial intelligence. Research has shown that young people — who are typically…
Video Shows Amazon Delivery Drone Dropping Package Directly Onto Concrete, Smashing Its Delicate Contents
Over the past few months, Amazon has been rapidly deploying its Prime delivery drones to cities across the…
What It Really Means That a Failing Shoe Brand “Pivoted to AI” and Its Stock Soared 700 Percent
As it turns out, all it takes to turn a cash-bleeding company into the New York Stock Exchange’s…
Starbucks’ Baffling ChatGPT Collab Treats Customers Like Empty, Soulless Venti Cups
As AI chatbots go, OpenAI’s ChatGPT isn’t the most provocative. Its relentlessly upbeat, hand-holding style has drawn constant…
ChatGPT’s “Honest Reaction” to a “Song” Composed Entirely of Gas-Passing Noises Will Make You Question Whether It’s Honestly Evaluating Your Other Brilliant Ideas
It doesn’t take much to impress an AI chatbot. Tools like OpenAI’s ChatGPT have long garnered a reputation…
AI Is Turning Workplaces Into Hopeless Gridlock
CEOs have eagerly grabbed onto AI as a tool to make offices more efficient, and often to reduce…