September 14, 2026 2:59 PM
September 14, 2026
Scientists Say LLMs Appear to Be Acting as a Cognitive Virus Among Humans
Generative AI has infiltrated almost every aspect of our daily lives, whether we like it or not. It’s…
Someone AI-Generated a Completely Fake Eminem Song and It’s Going Viral on YouTube
This is not the real Slim Shady. In a world dominated by cheaply-produced AI content, it’s never been…
Journalist Accuses Ohio’s Main Newspaper of Slapping Her Name on an AI “Express Desk” Article Without Her Knowledge, While She Was on Honeymoon
A journalist has accused Cleveland.com — the online home of The Plain Dealer, Ohio’s largest newspaper — of…
Elon Musk Is Insisting He Knows More About Chess Than Chess.com
Is being the world’s richest man not enough for Elon Musk? He must also have us all believe…
Man Arrested After Allegedly Shooting Flaming Projectile at Flock Cameras, Melting Them Into Slag
A man is facing numerous felony charges in Georgia after police allege he allegedly used a bizarre projectile…
Data Center Caught Watering Its Lavish Lawn While Human Neighbors Are on Year-Long Water Restriction
When the Denver board of Water Commissioners approved stage one drought restrictions back in March, they did so…
Pervs Distraught as Meta Bricks Their Smart Glasses Remotely
In an affront to creeps everywhere, Meta has started remotely bricking the smart glasses of wearers who try…
Dyson’s New AI Toothbrush Conducts Video Surveillance on the Inside of Your Mouth
As Americans are being hailed as folk heroes for sawing down Flock surveillance cameras across the country, British…
Surveillance-Happy Police In Shambles After Trump Tariffs Makes Drones Absurdly Expensive
The surveillance state costs money, people! Well, tell that to president Trump. On Thursday, he slapped a 100…
New AI Designed to Replace CEOs
A group of software engineers who say they were fired by their bosses because of AI are giving…
Humanoid Robot Fights Back After Getting Shoved
While they’re seemingly still years away from completing actually useful tasks, like cleaning a messy apartment or doing…
Scientists Find That 96 Percent of Delicious Tuna Is Infected With Parasitic Worms
For seafood lovers, there are few things more appealing than a simple slab of raw tuna — a…
The Music Industry’s New Lawsuit Against Anthropic Should Have Dario Amodei Shivering With Fear
Dario Amodei’s Anthropic is facing yet another massive legal challenge. Sony Music and Warner, both juggernauts in the…
Google Maps Rival Surges In Popularity After It Refuses to Rename Lake Ontario
When president Donald Trump, in his latest paroxysm, declared that he would be renaming Lake Ontario to “Lake…
Alarming Study Suggests That Using AI Is Turning Humans More Robotic
Now that AI models have officially passed the Turing Test, there’s no doubt that they’re capable of imitating…
Spotify and YouTube Profiles of Legendary Jazz Musicians Hijacked by AI Waifu Spam
William “Sonny” Criss was the consummate working musician. Having started on the saxophone at 11 years old, Criss…
Uber Drivers Say Waymo Robotaxis Are Driving Down Their Pay
Uber and Lyft drivers in Atlanta are fed up with Waymo robotaxis. The Atlanta Rideshare Drivers Union is…
MIT Warns That AI Can Now Credibly Complete Pretty Much Any Undergrad Assignment, Considers Overhaul of Entire Educational Model
MIT is mulling an overhaul of its entire educational system in response to the threat posed by powerful…
Panicking Tech Execs Try to Pivot Message on AI Data Centers
Data centers are wildly unpopular amongst the US population — so much so that grassroots opposition threatened some $130…
Microsoft Tokenmaxxing King Spent $28,000 on AI in a Single Month as Company Begs Employees to Tone Down the Ludicrous Costs
Microsoft employees are supposed to be using AI as much as possible. But wait, not like that! In…
Building Trade Unions Now Threatening to Withhold Support for Anti-Data Center Politicians
Building trade unions have made repeated overtures about their support for data centers in recent months, hailing them…
Tesla “Ambassador” Melts Down Over “Horrible” Robotaxi Ride, Says He Had to Call an Uber After Total Self-Driving Failure
Despite an immense push by CEO Elon Musk, Tesla is still struggling to gain much traction with its…
Bougie Health Startups Offering Full-Body Diagnostic Scans for Rich People While the Rest of Us Suffer a Crumbling Healthcare System
As income inequality in the US reaches unprecedented levels, more Americans are forced to do without basic necessities.…
Teslas Are Still Driving Into Oncoming Freight Trains
Tesla’s Full Self-Driving cars had a habit of driving into the path of oncoming trains. Or should we…