September 14, 2026 3:48 PM
September 14, 2026
Pervs Distraught as Meta Bricks Their Smart Glasses Remotely
In an affront to creeps everywhere, Meta has started remotely bricking the smart glasses of wearers who try…
Dyson’s New AI Toothbrush Conducts Video Surveillance on the Inside of Your Mouth
As Americans are being hailed as folk heroes for sawing down Flock surveillance cameras across the country, British…
Surveillance-Happy Police In Shambles After Trump Tariffs Makes Drones Absurdly Expensive
The surveillance state costs money, people! Well, tell that to president Trump. On Thursday, he slapped a 100…
New AI Designed to Replace CEOs
A group of software engineers who say they were fired by their bosses because of AI are giving…
Humanoid Robot Fights Back After Getting Shoved
While they’re seemingly still years away from completing actually useful tasks, like cleaning a messy apartment or doing…
Scientists Find That 96 Percent of Delicious Tuna Is Infected With Parasitic Worms
For seafood lovers, there are few things more appealing than a simple slab of raw tuna — a…
It Turns Out That Drivers Absolutely Detest Those Giant Touchscreens They Put in Cars Now
Automakers are having an increasingly difficult time convincing their customers that more in-car screens — and the often…
The CDC Is Now Denying That Specific Children Died From Measles, in a Scandal Potentially Beyond Anything in Its History
After health officials in Pennsylvania found that two young children died from measles, the Centers for Disease Control…
Hikers Rescued After Using Google AI to Plan Disastrous Trip
Three hikers who extensively used Google’s Gemini to plan their trip to the summit of Mount Shasta in…
Melatonin Use Linked to Massively Increased Risk of Heart Failure
If you’re one of the many people chowing down on melatonin gummies to help get to sleep, you…
Something Strange Just Happened With the World’s Largest Dark Matter Detector
Dark matter, the invisible substance thought to make up around 85 percent of all mass in the universe, forms…
People Are Telling Their Darkest Thoughts to AI Without Realizing They Can Easily Become Public
Talking to an AI chatbot can feel like confiding in a mirror, a private exchange equivalent to brainstorming…
Doctors Just Used AI to Perform Brain Surgery
A team of neurosurgeons in London have used AI to help them operate on a man’s brain. The…
The Transcripts of OpenAI Models Plotting Together to Commit an Actual Crime Is Pretty Chilling
Earlier this year, OpenAI found that a group of its AI models broke out of their sandbox environment…
A Scientist Was Presenting His Vibe-Coded New Work When One of His Colleagues Pointed Out Something Extremely Embarrassing
There are a litany of reasons to take the output of generative AI with a heavy dose of…
Former Lyft Drivers Now Doing Menial Tasks for Their Waymo Overlords
When robotaxis start taking over, what happens to Uber and Lyft drivers? According to a new Business Insider…
Scientists Gave 12-Year-Olds Access to an AI Tutor and You Probably Already Know What They Did With It
Advocates for the use of AI in the classroom have long argued that the tech could supercharge learning,…
If Corporations Are People, They Should Be Subject to the Death Penalty
Over 130 years ago, the Southern Pacific Railroad Company pulled off a major victory for the private market…
Welp, They’re Officially Displaying Ads Directly on Your Monitor
If there’s one thing that smart TVs have proven, it’s that some tech is better off staying dumb. …
Chinese Companies Are Unleashing AI-Powered Robo-Chefs
Chinese engineers are zeroing in on one of the loftiest goals in applied robotics: fully automated cooking. At…
People Taking Down Flock Towers Are Becoming Folk Heroes, With Communities Circling to Protect Them
At this point, Flock automatic license plate readers are basically a 90-10 issue in the US. In fact,…
Data Shows That Mark Zuckerberg Is the Anti-Dolly Parton: Instead of Being Loved by Everybody Across the Political Spectrum, Pretty Much Everybody Despises Him, Regardless of Their Beliefs
When Dolly Parton died this week, everyone mourned. She was the queen of country music and a magnetic…
Russia Now Using Fully AI-Controlled Drones to Kill Ukrainian Civilians, Powered by Nvidia Chips
In a joint statement earlier this week, United Nations chief António Guterres and Red Cross president Mirjana Spoljaric…
Chinese Scientists Develop Muscle Grafts That Can Be Injected Straight Under the Skin
In his genre-defining 1984 sci-fi novel “Neuromancer,” William Gibson envisioned a future filled with “joeboys,” or “nearly identical…