September 14, 2026 4:40 PM
September 14, 2026
It Turns Out That Drivers Absolutely Detest Those Giant Touchscreens They Put in Cars Now
Automakers are having an increasingly difficult time convincing their customers that more in-car screens — and the often…
The CDC Is Now Denying That Specific Children Died From Measles, in a Scandal Potentially Beyond Anything in Its History
After health officials in Pennsylvania found that two young children died from measles, the Centers for Disease Control…
Hikers Rescued After Using Google AI to Plan Disastrous Trip
Three hikers who extensively used Google’s Gemini to plan their trip to the summit of Mount Shasta in…
Melatonin Use Linked to Massively Increased Risk of Heart Failure
If you’re one of the many people chowing down on melatonin gummies to help get to sleep, you…
Something Strange Just Happened With the World’s Largest Dark Matter Detector
Dark matter, the invisible substance thought to make up around 85 percent of all mass in the universe, forms…
People Are Telling Their Darkest Thoughts to AI Without Realizing They Can Easily Become Public
Talking to an AI chatbot can feel like confiding in a mirror, a private exchange equivalent to brainstorming…
Man Pretends to Hallucinate in Job Interview With an AI Bot, Causing It to Go Haywire
Apply for just about any office job these days, and there’s a pretty good chance your first round…
OpenAI Denies Coverup After Rogue Swarm of Agents Reportedly Targeted a Second Site From Hugging Face
OpenAI’s bots have allegedly been behaving badly again: a swarm of rogue agents created by the company reportedly…
The People Maintaining Waymo’s Self-Driving Cars Are Being Treated Horribly, Insider Claims
As work conditions go, the transition from licensed taxi cabs to the rideshare model represented a significant step…
Former Obama Admin Official Says It’s Time To Consider Military Strikes on Chinese Data Centers to Prevent Them From Reaching AGI
While American tech billionaires fret over the capabilities of Chinese AI, one national security advisor has a brilliant…
OpenAI Is Now Facing Over 50 Consumer Harm and Wrongful Death Lawsuits
OpenAI is facing 30 new lawsuits from victims of the devastating school shooting in Tumbler Ridge, British Columbia,…
Nobody Will Say Why Every Major AI Chatbot Suddenly Went Down Yesterday
On Thursday, three major chatbots — ChatGPT, Claude, and Grok — all went down without warning. The simultaneous…
NASA’s Powerful New Space Telescope, Just Cleared for Launch, Was Developed by an Intelligence Agency to “Spy on America’s Adversaries”
NASA’s Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope has a lot to live up to. The orbital observatory, a long-awaited…
Mark Zuckerberg Had a Secret Plan to Replace Meta Staff With AI Agents, and It Backfired Spectacularly
In May, Meta laid off roughly ten percent of its global workforce, affecting almost 8,000 people. The vast…
NYC’s Buzziest Nightclub Announces Stance On Smart Glasses: Even Try To Bring Them In, You’re Banned Forever
Basement, arguably New York City’s best-known contemporary nightclub, has always had a tight, Berghain-esque door policy. That’s part…
Meta Working on “Kill Switch” in Face of Overwhelming Disgust With Its “Pervert Glasses”
Much like Google’s infamous Google Glass smart glasses, Meta’s camera-equipped AI Glasses have turned into a widely derided…
Meta Forced to Make Massive Changes Limiting How Minors Can Use Instagram and Facebook
Meta has officially ended a landmark legal standoff over social media addiction among children, agreeing to pay some…
Least Delusional AI Investor Said He’s Saving Money to Buy Entire Galaxies, Ignoring the Pesky Speed of Light
Leopold Aschenbrenner, the founder of the ill-fated hedge fund Situational Awareness, held a belief in AI so outrageous…
Police Chief Brags That His Officers Have Been Using Electro-Shock Gloves for Years
When police officers in Oklahoma admitted to using electro-shock gloves to subdue two students over the 2025-2026 school…
Police Use Surveillance Cameras to Narc On Guy Who Found $30 on the Ground
Be assured, citizen, that the mass surveillance state is being put to good use. Earlier this month, the…
Streamers Now Going Live With Grizzly Bears, Which Will Surely End Well and Not Like in “Grizzly Man”
More than 20 years after the horrifying death of Timothy “Grizzly Man” Treadwell, a few young bear fanatics…
Jailed Tate Brothers Make Humiliating Confession About Their “Wealth” as They Face Extradition for Terrible Crimes
Scared of facing the inside of a British prison cell, social media controversy magnets Andrew Tate and his…
Freak Landslide Completely Swallows Entire Mountain Village
A Himalayan border crossing between China and Nepal was obliterated by an ungodly landslide following torrential flooding across…
Top WSJ Editor Approves AI-Assisted Writing, Says AI is a “Fact of Modern Life” in Major Inflection Point for Media Industry
The Wall Street Journal is giving opinion authors the go-ahead to use AI in the writing process without…