Wall Street Journal Editor-in-Chief Instructs Staff to Welcome AI Sloplords

Emma Tucker, the editor-in-chief of the esteemed Wall Street Journal, just heaped praise on the sloplords drowning journalism…

Apr 7, 2026 3 min read
Elon Musk Secretly Shared His Number One Priority at Tesla and It Really Says It All

Tesla’s executives might love Elon Musk, lavishing him with massive pay packages to beg him to stay on,…

Apr 7, 2026 2 min read
Frontier AI Models Are Doing Something Absolutely Bizarre When Asked to Diagnose Medical X-Rays

Hallucinations have plagued OpenAI ever since it launched its blockbuster ChatGPT chatbot back in 2022. The propensity of…

Apr 7, 2026 6 min read
The Entire State of Maine Is Poised to Ban New Data Centers

Data centers designed to power immensely resource-intensive AI models have turned into a major point of contention. The…

Apr 7, 2026 3 min read
Inside Sources Say Sam Altman Is a Sociopath

You don’t build a trillion dollar AI empire by being a saint. In a seeping new investigative piece…

Apr 7, 2026 4 min read
Lone Jar of Nutella Drifts Around Cabin of Moon Spacecraft

We were watching with bated breath as the crew of NASA’s historic Artemis 2 mission became the farthest…

Apr 7, 2026 3 min read
The Moon Astronauts Just Broke the Record for the Farthest Any Human Has Ever Traveled From Earth

Roughly five days after taking off from the historic Launch Complex 39B at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in…

Apr 7, 2026 4 min read
Startup Approved to Let AI System Prescribe Psychiatric Medication

You’ve probably heard of AI psychosis. Well, now get ready for AI psychiatrists — with prescription pads. A…

Apr 6, 2026 3 min read
Moon Astronauts Forced to Do It in Bags as “Burning Odor” Emanates From Toilet

NASA’s historic Artemis 2 mission launched without a hitch last week, sending the first astronauts toward the Moon…

Apr 6, 2026 3 min read
ICE Foiled At Every Turn By One Vibe Coding Man In His Pickup Truck

Vibe coding often gets a bad rep. “Vibe” is a euphemism for “not really thinking,” and that “not…

Apr 6, 2026 4 min read
Scientists Gene Hacked a Plant So It Grows Five Types of Psychoactive Drugs at Once

From the psilocybin in magic mushrooms to dimethyltryptamine (DMT) in toads to the tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) in marijuana, a…

Apr 6, 2026 4 min read
Scientists Scramble to Set Up Outpost on Rapidly Melting Glacier

Braving poor visibility, high winds, and frigid temperatures, a team of researchers has finally established a foothold on…

Jan 28, 2026 3 min read
As Saudi Arabia’s 100-Mile Skyscraper Crumbles, They’re Replacing It With the Most Desperate Thing Imaginable

No one is surprised that Neom — Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman’s $1.5 trillion-with-a-t plan to build…

Jan 28, 2026 3 min read
Google Staffers Terrified of ICE After Attempt to Force Entry Into Company Building

While employees at some tech corporations are demanding their executives cancel government contracts on principle, workers at other…

Jan 28, 2026 3 min read
Even Palantir Staff Are Now Disgusted With ICE

You do not, under any circumstances, gotta to “hand it” to Palantir, a company known for its AI…

Jan 28, 2026 5 min read
Tech Execs Weirdly Silent After Private Screening of “Melania” Documentary

The Trump administration may govern for the billionaire class, but that doesn’t necessarily mean billionaires are enjoying the…

Jan 28, 2026 3 min read
Trump Department Responsible for Airline Safety Using AI to Write New Regulations, So They Can Be Churned Out as Fast as Possible

The Department of Defense might be the first government agency to roll out a department-wide AI chatbot, but…

Jan 28, 2026 3 min read
Trump Says the Military Deployed a Secret “Discombobulator” Weapon in Venezuela

Nations that defy the US-led world order may soon face a new weapon designed to hamstring defenses, disorient…

Jan 27, 2026 3 min read
Moon Astronauts Enter Quarantine for Launch

We’re just days away from NASA’s historic return to the Moon. The agency’s Artemis 2 mission will see…

Jan 27, 2026 3 min read
People on Polymarket Are Making a Fortune by Betting Against Elon Musk’s Famously Worthless Promises

Tesla CEO and billionaire Elon Musk has long garnered a reputation for being massively wrong in his promises…

Jan 27, 2026 4 min read
Doctor Says What Border Patrol Agents Did After Shooting Alex Pretti Was Sickening

A doctor who witnessed the brutal shooting of Alex Pretti by Border Patrol agents says that the agents…

Jan 27, 2026 4 min read
Tesla Kills Autopilot After Storm of Criticism, Paywalls Basic Features

The concept for Tesla’s driver-assistance system, Autopilot, has been around for well over a decade. Elon Musk’s EV…

Jan 27, 2026 3 min read
Earth’s Lower Orbit Could Rapidly Collapse, Scientists Warn

If you thought humanity already had its hands full with climate change, think again. With satellites and space…

Jan 27, 2026 3 min read