June 5, 2026 9:10 PM
June 5, 2026
Physicists Successfully Deliver First Bottle of CERN Antimatter From the Antimatter Factory
For thirty minutes on Tuesday, a team of researchers white-knuckled it across the CERN campus on the outskirts…
Surreal Footage Shows Melania Trump Walking Into White House Summit With Humanoid Robot
President Donald Trump’s State-of-the-Union speech last month was notably light on education policy. While actively dismantling the US…
Why Does Every Case of AI Hiring a Human Feel Like a Groveling Publicity Stunt?
It’s been a strange launch for RentAHuman, the job platform built for AI agents to hire human gig…
Scan Finds Presence of Nuclear Fuel in 3I/ATLAS
Deuterium, a stable and non-radioactive isotope of hydrogen that features a neutron in addition to the single proton…
Evidence Grows That Trump Is Using the War in Iran to Manipulate Markets
Just after noon on Friday, March 20th, US president Donald Trump declared victory to a group of reporters…
OpenAI Fumbled Its $1 Billion Deal With Disney
On Tuesday, news emerged that OpenAI was canning its chaotic and controversial text-to-video AI app, Sora. The app,…
Broken Nvidia CEO Says He Can’t Stand AI Slop Either
The overwhelming backlash against Nvidia’s new DLSS 5 feature that uses AI to yassify video games has clearly…
As Mass Layoffs Loom, OpenAI Looks to Double Headcount in Desperate Bid to Catch Up With Anthropic
The tech industry is roiling from sweeping layoffs affecting tens of thousands of workers. Executives are citing AI…
OpenAI Is Reportedly Killing Its Disastrous Video AI Slop App
It didn’t take long for OpenAI’s text-to-video AI app, Sora, to melt down into outrageous drama. Almost immediately…
There’s a $10 Billion Problem With Elon Musk’s New Chip Factory
If Elon Musk ever cuts the ribbon on his massive chip factory “Terafab,” it could be among the…
NASA Announces Gigantic Armada of Moon Launches to “Build President Trump’s Moon Base,” Starting Next Year
In a flashy “Ignition” event today, NASA firmly recommitted itself to returning astronauts to the Moon, while fleshing…
Trump Administration Would Rather Pay a Billion Dollars Than Build a Single Wind Farm
Donald Trump’s Quixotic hatred of wind power is breezing up once again. On Monday, the administration said it…
Instant Bifocals: New Glasses Can Change Their Prescription on the Fly Depending on What You’re Looking At
In the future, you may not need to get a new prescription for your eye glasses — because…
Trump’s Air Strikes Targeted a Scientific Research Institute, Venezuela Says
As Venezuelans begin to pick up the rubble following massive air strikes by the United States over the…
The Venezuela Polymarket Scandal Is Looking Really Bad
As details emerge regarding the prediction betting scandal surrounding the US attacks on Venezuela, it’s becoming harder and…
National Weather Service Uses AI to Generate Forecasts, Accidentally Hallucinates Town With Dirty Joke Name
Months before it mysteriously vaporized into thin air, Elon Musk’s so-called Department of Government Efficiency ravaged the National…
Trump’s Golden Smartphone Is Getting Sketchier and Sketchier
In June 2025, Donald Trump Jr. proudly announced the founding of a mobile operator called Trump Mobile, including…
Dell Admits That Customers Are Disgusted by PCs Stuffed With AI Features
The tech industry’s insistence on cramming AI into virtually every aspect of their consumer-facing offerings, from AI apps…
Terrified Investors Are Bracing for an AI Bubble “Reckoning”
Fears over a growing AI bubble that could wipe out the entire economy if it were to burst…
“Microslop”: Infuriating Video Sums Up How Microsoft Is Ruining Windows With AI
If you were already skeptical — if not livid — about Microsoft’s ongoing campaign to drown Windows 11…
CIA Will Neither Confirm Nor Deny Records on 3I/ATLAS
Ever since it was first spotted hurtling through the solar system, Harvard astronomer Avi Loeb has maintained that…
New Law Would Prevent Trump Officials From Invading a Country and Profiting by Placing Bets on Polymarket
“Men do not make laws,” goes a maxim attributed to US president Calvin Coolidge. “They do but discover…
Live Coverage: Is Grok Still Being Used to Create Nonconsensual Sexual Images of Women and Girls?
Grok, the flagship chatbot created by the Elon Musk-founded AI venture xAI and infused into X-formerly-Twitter — a platform…
Tesla Loses Trademark to “Cybercab” Due to Its Own Staggering Incompetence
In a blunder that sums up Tesla’s struggling efforts in the self-driving space, Electrek reports that the Elon…