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Authorities Alarmed as Mysterious Figures Emerge From Sewers

City officials were were left scratching their heads following two separate incidents involving mysterious individuals climbing in and…

Jun 1, 2026 3 min read

Neighbors Horrified by Data Center Twice the Size of Manhattan

TV personality and businessman Kevin O’Leary is looking to construct a mammoth data center facility more than twice…

Jun 1, 2026 3 min read

Major Teachers Union Pleads With Elementary Schools to Stop Giving Young Kids AI

Angry parents aren’t the only ones railing against the proliferation of AI in schools. The American Federation of…

May 31, 2026 2 min read

Behold! Duke Scientists Build Biblically Accurate Angel Robot

Be not afraid, human. A new robot developed at Duke University isn’t intended to strike fear into the…

May 31, 2026 4 min read