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You Will Be Shocked to Hear That George Santos Is Under Investigation for Insider Trading on Kalshi
Gasp! Disgraced former Republican congressman George Santos is under federal investigation for insider trading on…
CEO Says There Will Be No Raises Because He Spent All the Money on AI
For years, tech CEOs have used AI as an excuse to justify layoffs. In reality,…
Kevin O’Leary Pleads With Locals to Allow His Massive Data Center If He Shrinks It Down to the Size of One Manhattan
“Shark Tank” investor Kevin O’Leary wants to build a menacingly large data center facility near…
It’s Possible That SpaceX Could Collapse Spectacularly
Elon Musk’s SpaceX IPO is a mere week away, with the space company aiming to…
ISS Astronauts Ordered to Enter Evacuation Mode
Astronauts on board the International Space Station were ordered to shelter inside their spacecraft after…
Ebola Expert Fears Outbreak Is Heading Into “Nightmare Scenario”
The third-largest Ebola outbreak ever recorded is currently ripping through the Democratic Republic of Congo,…
While Google’s CEO Pumps Up AI, Its Actual Employees Are Disgusted by It
Not even Google’s own workforce seems all that enthusiastic about AI. Internal messages obtained by…
Data Centers Have Become Shockingly Unpopular, Poll Finds
A silent war is playing out across rural America. Residents are packing themselves into local…
People Are Not Happy About Google’s Plan to Release Millions of Bioengineered Mosquitoes Into the Wild
One of the wealthiest corporations in the world is seeking government permission to release 32…
Basketball Fans Disgusted as ESPN Airs AI Slop Version of NBA Champion Tony Parker During the Finals
The first game of the 2026 NBA finals was everything fans could want out of…
