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Chinese Scientists Develop Muscle Grafts That Can Be Injected Straight Under the Skin
In his genre-defining 1984 sci-fi novel “Neuromancer,” William Gibson envisioned a future filled with “joeboys,”…
NASA’s Powerful New Space Telescope, Just Cleared for Launch, Was Developed by an Intelligence Agency to “Spy on America’s Adversaries”
NASA’s Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope has a lot to live up to. The orbital…
Mark Zuckerberg Had a Secret Plan to Replace Meta Staff With AI Agents, and It Backfired Spectacularly
In May, Meta laid off roughly ten percent of its global workforce, affecting almost 8,000…
NYC’s Buzziest Nightclub Announces Stance On Smart Glasses: Even Try To Bring Them In, You’re Banned Forever
Basement, arguably New York City’s best-known contemporary nightclub, has always had a tight, Berghain-esque door…
Meta Working on “Kill Switch” in Face of Overwhelming Disgust With Its “Pervert Glasses”
Much like Google’s infamous Google Glass smart glasses, Meta’s camera-equipped AI Glasses have turned into…
Meta Forced to Make Massive Changes Limiting How Minors Can Use Instagram and Facebook
Meta has officially ended a landmark legal standoff over social media addiction among children, agreeing…
Least Delusional AI Investor Said He’s Saving Money to Buy Entire Galaxies, Ignoring the Pesky Speed of Light
Leopold Aschenbrenner, the founder of the ill-fated hedge fund Situational Awareness, held a belief in…
Police Chief Brags That His Officers Have Been Using Electro-Shock Gloves for Years
When police officers in Oklahoma admitted to using electro-shock gloves to subdue two students over…
Police Use Surveillance Cameras to Narc On Guy Who Found $30 on the Ground
Be assured, citizen, that the mass surveillance state is being put to good use. Earlier…
Streamers Now Going Live With Grizzly Bears, Which Will Surely End Well and Not Like in “Grizzly Man”
More than 20 years after the horrifying death of Timothy “Grizzly Man” Treadwell, a few…
