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Job Seekers Sue Company Scanning Their Résumés Using AI
Thanks to scores of competing AI systems clogging up online application portals, applying for a…
Scientists Intrigued by Unfamiliar Life Form
It’s a plant! It’s a fungus! It’s… an entirely new type of lifeform hitherto unknown…
When You Learn How Low the 2025 Murder Rate Was, You’ll Realize How Profoundly the Media Has Failed the American People
The headlines of 2025 painted a portrait of America in chaos, driven by the financial…
Strange Mushroom Makes You See Tiny People Chilling on Every Surface
Magic mushrooms, an informal group of fungi that contain the naturally occurring psychedelic substance psilocybin,…
OnlyFans Rival Seemingly Succumbs to AI Psychosis, Which We Dare You to Try Explain to Your Parents
Something strange is happening with ManyVids, an OnlyFans-like porn platform with millions of users. For…
Children Starting School Are Trying to Swipe Books Like They’re Phones
An alarming proportion of kids just starting school are baffled by how books work. In…
Waymo’s School Bus Situation Just Got Way Worse
If Waymo thought regulators would get off its back for its robotaxis blowing past stopped…
Trump Building Top Secret Installation Under East Wing
Three months ago, the Trump administration broke ground on its highly controversial plans to add…
Trump Admin Warns FEMA Not to Talk About “Ice” in Winter Storm Because They’re Scared People Will Use the Clips to Make Fun of ICE
As a severe winter storm approaches, the Trump administration has bigger concerns on its plate:…
Scientist Horrified as ChatGPT Deletes All His Research
ChatGPT may be an excellent tool in case your strongly-worded email to your landlord about…
