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Investors Dumping American Stocks as the Country Bets Everything on AI
For decades, the United States stock market has been a juggernaut on the international stage.…
Crypto Bros Nauseated After Realizing Bitcoin Itself Was Funded by Jeffrey Epstein
Like a hurricane that tears down even the sturdiest storm shelters, the Epstein files have…
Police Raid SpaceX’s Brand New Offices
It was only yesterday that Elon Musk announced that SpaceX had acquired his AI company…
Grok’s Analysis of Whether Mamdani Is Related to Epstein May Be the Single Most Amazing AI Response We’ve Ever Seen
Along with being used to generate nonconsensual sexual images of women and girls, spread racist…
NASA Runs Into Trouble Fueling Up Moon Rocket
Late last month, the four daring NASA astronauts who are scheduled to venture around the…
Democracy Itself Is Falling Apart, Harvard Professor Warns
In the wake of ruthless arrests of journalists Don Lemon and Georgia Fort in Minneapolis,…
The Streets Are Saying Bitcoin Is Gonna Fall to $30,000
The digital Beanie Baby has had a rough week. Last week, whispers of impending crypto…
SpaceX Just Bought Elon Musk’s CSAM Company
On Monday, Elon Musk’s rocket company SpaceX bought his AI firm xAI, whose most notable…
Elon Musk Not Doing Well After Epstein Files Reveal
Elon Musk hasn’t been handling the latest batch of Epstein files well. After the newly…
Mamdani Is Shutting Down NYC’s Disastrous AI Chatbot
Just one month into his new job, New York City mayor Mamdani is cracking down…
