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People Are Not Happy About Google’s Plan to Release Millions of Bioengineered Mosquitoes Into the Wild
One of the wealthiest corporations in the world is seeking government permission to release 32…
Basketball Fans Disgusted as ESPN Airs AI Slop Version of NBA Champion Tony Parker During the Finals
The first game of the 2026 NBA finals was everything fans could want out of…
Mayor Caught on Camera Saying the Only Voters Who Oppose Data Centers Are Disgusting Poor People
Do you oppose data centers being built in your town? Well then you’re a lowly…
We Are Intrigued by This Man Taking His Pet Octopus for a Walk Around His Neighborhood
Amidst the chaos of economic turmoil and AI upheaval, it’s refreshing to see a family…
Robot in Clown Wig Roundhouse Kicks Small Child
They may have come down in price substantially, but humanoid robots are far from hitting…
Plans Accelerated for Human Trials of Tooth Regeneration
In 2023, Japanese pharmaceutical company Toregem Biopharma announced that it had found a new way…
The AI Bubble Has Become So Surreal That It’s Now Propping Up the Toilet Industry
With AI company valuations screaming into the trillions of dollars, it can be hard to…
Bitcoin Is Taking a Nasty Swim
If you bought one single Bitcoin at the currency’s peak price in October of 2025,…
United Nations Issues Grave Warning About El Niño
The United Nations has officially confirmed what months of forecasts have been pointing to: there…
College Professors Say Incoming Students No Longer Understand Middle School Math and Science
As rampant AI use accelerates a crisis in education, University of California professors are pleading…
