August 29, 2026 4:23 PM
August 29, 2026
Mayor Caught on Camera Saying the Only Voters Who Oppose Data Centers Are Disgusting Poor People
Do you oppose data centers being built in your town? Well then you’re a lowly “unkempt” rube, in…
We Are Intrigued by This Man Taking His Pet Octopus for a Walk Around His Neighborhood
Amidst the chaos of economic turmoil and AI upheaval, it’s refreshing to see a family just enjoying each…
Robot in Clown Wig Roundhouse Kicks Small Child
They may have come down in price substantially, but humanoid robots are far from hitting shelves at your…
Plans Accelerated for Human Trials of Tooth Regeneration
In 2023, Japanese pharmaceutical company Toregem Biopharma announced that it had found a new way to inhibit a…
The AI Bubble Has Become So Surreal That It’s Now Propping Up the Toilet Industry
With AI company valuations screaming into the trillions of dollars, it can be hard to find the pulse…
Bitcoin Is Taking a Nasty Swim
If you bought one single Bitcoin at the currency’s peak price in October of 2025, you’d have lost…
United Nations Issues Grave Warning About El Niño
The United Nations has officially confirmed what months of forecasts have been pointing to: there are overwhelming odds…
College Professors Say Incoming Students No Longer Understand Middle School Math and Science
As rampant AI use accelerates a crisis in education, University of California professors are pleading with leadership to…
SpaceX Is Massively Overvalued Ahead of Its IPO, Analysts Find
SpaceX is expected to go public in just over two weeks, and is looking to raise a whopping…
In Leaked Document, Microsoft Plots How to Get People “Addicted” to Its AI
Some copywriter at Microsoft is getting a real stern talking to. In an internal document obtained by 404…
State of Florida Sues OpenAI, Saying Sam Altman Showed “Utter Disregard for the Risk to Human Life”
Florida has become the first state in the union to sue ChatGPT producer OpenAI and its CEO, Sam…
Amazon’s AI-Generated Animated Series Canceled After Relentless Derision
At first, it felt a bit like Emmy-winning writer director Jorge Gutierrez had been living under a rock.…
You’ll Choke When You Hear How Many Full-Time Jobs a $136 Million Data Center Will Actually Create
Fit Precast, an industrial concrete company, is dropping $102 million on a new facility in Gastonia, North Carolina,…
Evidence Grows That Google’s AI Overviews Have Eviscerated the Media Industry
Media workers aren’t so much being replaced by AI systems as fed to one: Google’s gluttonous AI Overviews,…
Famed Plastic Surgeon Weighs in on Jim Carrey’s Face
Is it a shock that an aging actor may or may not have gotten work done on their…
Meta Lied About Its Smart Glasses Protecting User Privacy, New Class Action Lawsuit Claims
Meta may have sold seven million of its Ray-Ban smart glasses in 2025 alone — but likely didn’t…
Hubble Spots Bizarre Galaxy That Appears to Be 99.9 Percent Dark Matter
The universe is overrun with dark matter, outweighing the ordinary stuff that stars and planets are made of…
The Rage at OpenAI Has Grown So Immense That There Are Entire Protests Against It
OpenAI has faced protests on and off for years. But after its CEO Sam Altman announced a new…
Gas Prices Spiking After Trump’s War in Iran
The Trump administration’s war with Iran has forced oil and gas tankers and cargo ships to a standstill…
America Does Not Run on Dunkin, RFK Jr. Rages
Health and Human Services secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has attracted immense controversy, cancelling potentially life-saving research, giving…
Grammarly Offering Manuscript Reviews by AI Versions of Recently Deceased Professors
Grammarly is being accused of “necromancy” after users discovered a feature for reviewing manuscripts with AI versions of…
Polymarket Quietly Takes Down Bet On Nuclear Detonation
The crypto-based prediction sensation Polymarket has quietly taken down a bet on whether a nuclear weapon would be…
After Banning Anthropic From Military Use, Pentagon Still Relying Heavily on It in Iran War
Last week, Anthropic’s CEO Dario Amodei publicly drew a line in the sand with the US military, insisting…
Residents Say Elon Musk’s AI Facility Is Like Living Next Door to Mordor
Elon Musk’s new AI data center has turned a formerly quiet Mississippi town into a noisy nightmare. The…